Posted on 10/07/2007 6:39:58 PM PDT by pookie18
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This Thread Brought To You By The Letter W:
Nancy Pelosi told a Hispanic crowd Thursday she thinks a border wall is an awful idea. She also wants illegal aliens to pay in-state tuition. It really saves the Republicans a lot of money when the Democrats make their campaign commercials for them.
The Democratic Party had a twelve-year-old boy give their radio address Saturday to push the legislation expanding the Child Health Insurance Program. If this works we'll never hear the end of it. In a month the Republicans will have Dakota Fanning giving a speech at the United Nations about Iran's weapons of mass destruction.
The Pentagon announced Saturday it conducted a successful missile defense test over the Pacific against a simulated North Korean attack. President Bush had no trouble getting funds for the missile defense system from the Democrats in Congress. They're well aware that North Korea could take out California before the next election.
Mexican President Felipe Calderon was in Los Angeles Monday for Mexico's ruling party's convention, where he preached revolution against U.S. immigration law. There's nothing Homeland Security could do about it. He got into the country on a Pancho Visa.
The View host Whoopi Goldberg propositioned House Speaker Nancy Pelosi and her husband during the show Tuesday for three-way sex. It was an honest mistake. When Nancy Pelosi said she likes being third in line she meant presidential succession.
Senate Democrats vowed Tuesday to override President Bush's veto of the bill that would expand children's health care by raising cigarette taxes. It's self-defeating. If cigarette smoking gets any more expensive, it's going to make crack cost-effective.
Hillary Clinton announced Tuesday she raised twenty-seven million dollars in the third quarter. It was easy. She promised her husband in June that if he raised twenty-five million dollars in the next quarter, she'd look the other way for an hour.
President Bush vetoed a children's health insurance bill on Wednesday. Any bill with children in the title is bound to evoke sympathy. President Bush would be wildly popular today if only he had code-named the war The Cat in the Hat Strikes Iraq.
Jimmy Carter shouted angrily at Sudan officials who banned him from Darfur on Tuesday. He can hold a grudge. Jimmy Carter's backed the Palestinians ever since the White House chef made him a corned beef sandwich that gave him heartburn for a week.
-- Argus Hamilton
Tomorrow at the White house, President Bush will host a group of Muslims for a traditional Ramadan meal called the Iftar dinner. Last year’s Iftar dinner didn’t go so well after President Bush stood up and yelled, “Let’s get this party If-tarded.”
It was announced that, over the summer, Hillary Clinton’s campaign raised $27 million, while Barack Obama’s campaign raised $22 million. In a related story, Dennis Kucinich found a nickel between the couch cushions.
- - Conan O'Brien
In an upcoming interview, in the gay magazine The Advocate, Hillary Clinton says the rumors about her being a lesbian are not true; she says she has never had sex with a woman no matter how many times Bill Clinton has begged her to.
Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton has proposed $5,000 be given to every baby in America at birth. Imagine that? Every baby born would get a $5,000 bond. Today Barack Obama topped that with $6,000 and a year supply of Turtle Wax.
After he left the United States last week, the Iranian president met with the president of Venezuela. You know, if we could have just gotten Kim Jong-Il down there we could have had the first ever nut ball trifecta.
According to Reuters, Democratic candidates have raised more money than the Republican candidates. Over the summer, Hillary Clinton raised 27 million dollars, Barack Obama collected well over 20 million, and Dennis Kucinich saved a ton of dough on his car insurance by switching to Geico.
Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton has proposed $5,000 be given to every baby born in the United States...Remember when politicians used to just kiss babies? Now we gotta pay them off too.
- - Leno
Hillary Clinton is a fundraising juggernaut. She’s made $80 million so far this year. Here’s how it breaks down: $30 million for advertising, $50 million for pantsuits.
- - Letterman
How do you tell the difference between a liberal and a conservative?
Easy. Watch a man drowning fifty feet offshore.
The conservative will throw out 25 feet of rope and shout "swim for it!"
The liberal will toss out 50 feet of rope, drop his own end, and go off to do another good deed.
SUPERSIZED
(Thank you, Dan Lacey [faithmouse.com])
(Thank you, Minnesocold)
wow — #1
The chef is here. Good eats for everyone.
Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)
Thank you pookie! Gosh, my “Hillary’s Scheme” is an old one - but a goodie, lol.
Hey!! Let’s Chat too! Thank you!
Boy, are YOU early! Thanks for the ping, Pookie!
Oh, now I see. It’s the old “I’m in Virginia” excuse, LOL!
Thanks, Pookie! Hope you’re having a nice time in VA. I just finished my Jewish holiday vacation, & am looking forward to more cartoons.
Sneaky, very sneaky. You caught me looking. I wasn’t expecting you until around 3 AM.
WHO said you could have a life?
Thanks for the toons though.
Thanx Pookie!
Thanks pook, drive safe.
A BIG mega-ditto, Grampa Dave!
Hillary and Obama remind me of the “Let’s Make A Deal” game show. People show up in costumes, trade for prizes not yet known and are thrown out money like water from the game show host (I love Monty Hall by the way). I wish someone would expose the Clinton healthcare, their $5000 child tax give away as nothing more than a trade for a pig-in-a-poke.
Thanks, pookie!
bttt
Thanks Pookie! Your toons are definitely my substitute for morning coffee.
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