Posted on 10/08/2007 9:06:28 PM PDT by philo
A Bartlesville man found that giving a police officer a “wet willie” after his arrest Thursday was not such a good idea.
According to court records, Louis Carlos Perales, 38, picked up an additional charge of assault and battery on a police officer after he put his finger in his mouth and then into an officer’s ear.
Perales was already under arrest for threats to kill and public intoxication at the time of the incident.
According to police, officers were dispatched to a residence on the 200 block of N.W. Mistletoe in reference to a domestic assault. Officers were told that the suspect was not currently at the residence but was on his way there.
Officers saw Perales get out of a white SUV and “immediately started crowding” an officer. The report indicates Perales was “loud, belligerent, and uttering a steady stream of profanity towards his wife.” Perales reportedly told his wife “You better be gone when I get out because I’m going to kill you,” in Spanish.
Perales’ wife told police that problems started when her husband was drinking at a party in Caney, Kan. He reportedly began threatening other party guests before going into a rage, pulling her hair and tossing her around. She said that she left Perales at the party. When she learned that another family member was bringing him home, she called police.
Bond was set in the case at $10,000.
At least it wasn’t a fairplay monkey hug.
I don’t know what he was thinking, but assault and battery for a wet Willie? C’mon!
The crime should fit the charge at least. Public mischief sounds like a more fitting charge.
What was that guy thinkin’?
Lives on N.W. Mistletoe you either kiss or get/give wet willies on that street.
Lesson:
NEVER stick an LP, cassette or CD in the ear of an officer.
Oh THAT kind of wet willie ... well, I say let the cop give the guy an Indian arm burn (what ever the term was ... and since my distant, distant relatives are Cherokee Indians, I’ll help out)
The officer should have beat the crap out of the perp for the disgusting “wet willie”. Should have broken his finger or cut it off.
It won’t compare to the wet willie the perp will get from his cellmate.
LOL! Took me a while to get your reference! Guess I’m still a little giddy from tonight’s football game...
Maybe it was just the last straw on top of the public intoxication and threats to kill arrests. Those LE guys can be pretty testy...
You only get cut slack IF you yell “WET WILLIE!” while you are giving a wet willie. Obviously, Mr. Perales, in his inebriated condition, forgot that part.
He was screaming in Spanish.....hmmm.....I wonder if this guy is one of George W’s “temporary guest workers?”
Guess he’s giving police officers’ the wet willies that American men are too busy to give.....
Note to self.....
In San Fran he’d have a date!
Would you want an AIDS patient to lick his finger and stick it in your ear? How about a TB patient? MRSA?
A least he didn’t try to give him a wedgie.
A drunk touches a cops ear with his FINGER and gets Assault and Battery...
Meanwhile... as we have seen on many OTHER popular threads on FR.... Cops can BEAT AN INNOCENT MAN and SHOT AN INNOCENT FAMILY’s DOG in front of their children...
And the Cops?
Go back home and watch TV with their kids as if nothing was out of the ordinary.
It seems some animals ARE more equal than others after all.
Pretty darn casually, too. Nice landing by FP.
Welcome to Meximerica Oklahoma!
Stan Marsh: What's that?
Dr. Doctor: It involves Tabasco sauce, a telephone, and the anus.
I never heard of a ‘wet willie’ before.
You learn something new everyday.
hmmmm.....
Wow, it took 12 posts to accuse someone with a spanish surname of being an illegal.
It usually happens in 4...you guys are getting slack.
Don’t Wet Willie me ‘bro!
Ooooo, I’d rather not know.
I’ve been called a “cop hater” on other threads, but I gotta go with the cop on this one.
Hey, you never know where that finger has been.
Temporary guest workers day in court-
Judge. Show me your US birth certificate, passport or naturalization papers.
Translator: Muéstreme su partida de nacimiento estadounidense, pasaporte o papeles de naturalización.
Illegal: No tengo ninguno.
Translator: I have none.
Judge. Show me your green card or visa.
Translator: Muéstreme su carta verde o visado.
Illegal: No tengo ninguno.
Translator: I have none.
Judge: adiós amigo
Translator: adiós amigo
Illegal: Thank you, your Honor.
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