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To: rockabyebaby; raccoonradio; All

One of Howie’s favorite targets in the news...........

24 posted on 11/05/2007 12:28:42 PM PST by GQuagmire (Giggety,Giggety,Giggety)
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LOL, yeah I heard about fat matt, I wish Howie was on the air, it would be priceless to hear his comments.

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From the print version of today’s Herald, although the
website dates it as being posted yesterday (21 hours ago)

Fat Matt’s pals still taking a toll on us
By Howie Carr | Tuesday, November 6, 2007 | | Columnists

He’s baaaaaack - Fat Matt Amorello. It’s always nice to bump into an old pal, especially when you’re reading a complaint filed by the State Ethics Commission.

Hail, hail, the Fat Matt gang’s all here, collecting an extra pile of dough as they departed the Pike trough one step ahead of the posse last year after the Ted Williams tunnel collapse.

“An unwarranted privilege of substantial value,” as the complaint puts it.

Fat Matt’s defense is, he never grabbed the extra $75,000 he could still collect, in both cash and to pay off health insurance - “not one penny,” said the former senator’s lawyer, who was also former Sen. Billy Bulger’s lawyer. Fat Matt’s reluctance to start spending his ill-gotten gains is understandable - sometimes bank robbers bury their loot until the heat’s off.

Let’s talk about one specific recipient of the unwarranted privilege - deputy chief of staff Keith Shirley, a/k/a Ice Cream Boy, one of Fat Matt’s most devoted payroll patriots. Under the old system of sick-time payouts, when he was shown the door last year he stood to collect exactly zero - not one penny, to coin a phrase.

But then his mentor Fat Matt scribbled his signature on a piece of paper and viola - Ice Cream Boy could collect $12,567 in unused “sick time.”

But then, Ice Cream Boy’s services to Fat Matt warranted another kiss in the mail. Talk about performance above and beyond the call of duty. His primary responsibility during the glory years was going downstairs at 10 Park every afternoon at 3:30 and fetching Fat Matt a frozen chocolate yogurt.

Due to his flawless ability never to mix up chocolate and rainbow jimmies, Ice Cream Boy rose like a rocket in the hackerama, which he joined following a lengthy six-month career in the Dreaded Private Sector after his graduation from Bentley College in 1999.

By the way, Amorello didn’t hire Shirley because Shirley was from Worcester County. Fat Matt hired Ice Cream boy because he, Fat Matt, was from Worcester.

Ice Cream Boy’s first job with Fat Matt at the Highway Department: “assistant to the deputy director” at $47,620 a year. Then he and Fat Matt migrated to the Pike and Ice Cream Boy became “special assistant” for $59,809.

Which was quickly followed by a much fancier title: “deputy director of asset and business development and financial coordination,” $61,992.

Then he became “deputy chief of staff” for $84,210.88.

And that was his august title when the tiles tumbled in the Ted Williams Tunnel. As Fat Matt was about to be fired, the Pike’s sick-time policy was suddenly made much more liberal, in order to give all the coatholders some extra dough. A day before his termination hearing, Fat Matt approved an increase in sick-time payouts from 20 percent of that owed non-union employees to 50 percent.

The change was suggested by a gent named Norman Chalupka, another member of the Worcester gang who was hired, not because he grew up in the town of Grafton, but because Fat Matt grew up in the town of Grafton. Chalupka initially suggested payouts of 100 percent, but Fat Matt realized that even in Massachusetts, that would be considered “pulling a Massport.”

Marie Hayman, the chief of staff, “retired” with $58,746 in sick time, $22,000 more than she would have received under the old system. Then there was Mariellen Burns, Fat Matt’s short-time flack who used to wear camouflage pants to her boss’ tongue-tied press conferences. She got $4,312 in tollpayers’ money.

The day after approving the money grab for his hack companions, Fat Matt cut a deal to step down - a plea-bargain, as it were. Three weeks later, Mitt Romney’s appointees ended this particular Fat Matt raid on the Turnpike purse.

Much of this was known, but you have to credit the State Ethics Commission for its excellent timing in filing charges. It was just last week, after all, that the Turnpike board voted to jack up the tolls at the Allston and Brighton tolls and at the tunnels yet again, as of Jan. 1.

The board did this after a series of “public hearings.” You know the old saying, the door is open but the mind is closed.

And then, to add insult to injury, after approving the toll increases, the Pike board decided to appoint a “blue-ribbon” commission to investigate whether it’s fair to require drivers on the near North Shore and west of the city to pay for a new road for the South Shore for other drivers who pay no tolls nowhere never.

Your tolls are going up. They tell you it’s to pay for the “infrastructure.” They really mean Fat Matt and Ice Cream Boy.

30 posted on 11/07/2007 11:09:18 AM PST by raccoonradio (Boston Red Sox: 2007 World Champions)
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