Posted on 11/07/2007 5:29:25 AM PST by King of Florida
GUILTY!
And the kid will disappear into the U.S. after he testifies on his "tourist visa."
Desparate Teachers: Clever ways to get illegals to go home.
Illegales - hitting the teachers American students just won’t hit.
“He watched movies on a DVD player while she drove...”
“The boy said he had sex with the teacher while they were in Lexington, a meatpacking town...”
“It didn’t happen that many times,” he said. “It happened maybe twice, I think.”
Man, this story is chock full of material, isn’t it?
Hey - WHATEVER works!
======= TRUE TALES FROM "x42 ON THE MAKE" ======
At a Connecticut fundraiser in the spring of 1996, X42 lusted over
a five-hundred-year-old Inca mummy that had just been discovered at the summit of a Peruvian volcano.
"You know, if I were a single man, I might ask that mummy out," Clinton said. "That's a good-looking mummy."
* cough *
The boy said he had sex with the teacher while they were in Lexington, a meatpacking town
Well there you go!
"It didn't happen that many times," he said. "It happened maybe twice, I think."
These are the thoughts that this inspired...
1. He's 13, how much sex has he had up to this point?
2. He can't remember how many times?
3. "We had sex two times I think." Were date rape drugs involved er what?
4. It was your unit wasn't it?
5. Are you sure you aren't related to Bill Clinton?
6. Do you have a definition for 'it'?
What I want to know is: Where are this kids parents? Why aren’t they being deported?
He THINKS!!!!!! A 13-year old and he can't remember how many times they had sex! This is a joke, surely!
“The boy said the trip was Peterson’s idea, but he went along with it. He had told her he wanted to visit his birthplace in Penjamo, a town in the central Mexican state of Guanajuato, where his father lives.”
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm Her idea? But he was the 1st to mention Mexico...Did he HINT a lot that he wanted to visit his Daddy in Mexico?
“I had problems in Lexington and I wanted to get away, but it was a bad idea,” he said Tuesday. “Now I can’t go back.”
Problems? What kind of “problems”? And again, he was the onw who “wanted to get away” And he’s right...he cant come back...He’s an illegal alien..
Stand by folks...it’s unravelling....
You can say that again. LOL
Sometimes the jokes write themselves...
Throw away the key guilty!
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