Posted on 11/07/2007 5:56:01 PM PST by beachn4fun
Next week, Microsoft will release 4 critical and 2 important updates for Windows.
Some of the updates will require a restart.
The affected software includes Windows, Outlook Express, Windows Mail, Microsoft Office and Internet Explorer.
Watch for these updates next week.
Thanks, EG
I don’t use Windows or IE, so I don’t have to worry.
I will check my MAC updates though.
Overpopulation of Nerds
This truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops for a beer. As he approaches the bar he sees a big sign on the door saying "Nerds Not Allowed - Enter At Your Own Risk!" He goes in and sits down. The bartender comes over to him, sniffs, says, "You smell kind of nerdy. What do you do for a living?" The truck driver says, "I drive a truck, and the smell is just from the computers I am hauling." The bartender says, "Okay, truck drivers are not nerds." and serves him a beer. As he is sipping his beer, a skinny guy walks in with tape around his glasses, a pocket protector with twelve kinds of pens and pencils, and a belt at least a foot too long. The bartender, without saying a word, pulls out a shotgun and blows the guy away. The truck driver said, totally shocked, "Why did you do that?" The bartender said, "Not to worry, the nerds are overpopulating Silicon Valley and are in season now. You don't even need a license." The truck driver finishes his beer, gets back in his truck, and heads back onto the freeway. Suddenly he veers to avoid an accident, and the load shifts. The back door breaks open and computers spill out all over the freeway. He jumps out and sees a crowd already forming, grabbing up the computers. They are all engineers, accountants and programmers wearing the nerdiest clothes he has ever seen. He can't let them steal his whole load. So, remembering what happened in the bar, he pulls out his gun and starts blasting away, felling several of them instantly. A highway patrol officer comes zooming up and jumps out of the car screaming at him to stop. The truck driver said, "What's wrong? I thought nerds were in season." "Well, sure," said the patrolman. "But you can't bait 'em."
An oldie, but goody.......
The Bathtub Test
During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director how
do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.
“Well,” said the Director, “we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a
teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to
empty the bathtub.”
“Oh, I understand,” said the visitor. “A normal person would use the
bucket because it’s bigger than the spoon or the teacup.”
“No.” said the Director, “A normal person would pull the plug. Do you
want a bed near the window?”
Awwwwwwww...poor baby! *snicker*
See ya later...it’s Wattsburger time! :D
I’m going to try some chinese takeout tonight!
This is so cute!!
LOL
Worked for us, last night. Nana went shopping for baby shower gifts, and had no desire to cook. We'll probably start doing that more often as Christmas nears...
Trying to be here anyway! :) *Hugs*
A very good afternoon to you! Busy busy today.....*Hugs*
I’m hoping Mr. Beachy will be in the mood for chinese takeout. I’m with you on going it more as the holidays get near.
A heartwarming story indeed! Hope all is well with you! *Hugs*
HUGS back atcha
Good afternoon Ms. B~....hope the temps have warmed up a bit your way! *Hugs*
Just arrived in email.....
A game warden was driving down the road when he came upon a young boy carrying a wild turkey under his arm.
He stopped and asked the boy, ‘’Where did you get that turkey?’’
The boy replied, “What turkey?”
The game warden said, ‘’That turkey you’re carrying under your arm.’’
The boy look down and said, ‘’Well, lookee here, a turkey done roosted under my arm!’’
The game warden said, ‘’Now look, you know turkey season is closed, so what ever you do to that turkey, I’m going to do to you. If you break his leg, I’m gonna break your leg. If you break his wing, I’ll break your arm. Whatever you do to him, I’ll do to you. So, what are you gonna do with him?’’
The little boy said, ‘’I guess I’ll just kiss his a$$ and let him go!’’
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