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RE-SINKING JOHN KERRY
American Thinker ^ | 11-08-07 | Russ Vaughn

Posted on 11/08/2007 9:59:40 AM PST by smoothsailing

November 08, 2007

Re-sinking John Kerry

Russ Vaughn

When I saw this report that John Kerry is finally ready to take on the Swift Boat Veterans, my muse could not be held in check:

Re-sinking John Kerry

From Davy Jones' locker a zombie emerges,

A Purple Heart phony with political urges;

Assuring the press he regrets his Swift boating,

John Kerry believes his boat is still floating.

He readily admits that he got torpedoed,

But he's up on his sail board, defiant and Speedo'd.

The arrogant fool believes his wife's riches

Is enough to trump all of us Swift sons-of-bitches.

But John is a zombie, a dead sailor walking,

His brain is long dead but his mouth is still talking.

He needs a torpedo through his political heart,

Reducing his speeches to a bubbling f*rt.

Though Kerry pretends that his life isn't haunted

By Vietnam vets he slandered and taunted,

The younger among them will bury this knave,

And stand waiting in line to p*ss on his grave.

If I were John Kerry I'd consider cremation,

Lest I lie in the soggiest grave in the nation.

Russ Vaughn

101st Airborne Division

Vietnam 65-66

Page Printed from: http://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2007/11/resinking_john_kerry.html at November 08, 2007 - 12:40:59 PM EST


TOPICS: Extended News; News/Current Events; US: Massachusetts
KEYWORDS: johnkerry; kerry; sbvft; swiftboat; swiftboating

1 posted on 11/08/2007 9:59:41 AM PST by smoothsailing
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To: smoothsailing

Fantastic!


2 posted on 11/08/2007 10:02:10 AM PST by bcsco ("The American Indians found out what happens when you don't control immigration.")
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To: smoothsailing

Good muse!


3 posted on 11/08/2007 10:02:55 AM PST by Maceman
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To: smoothsailing

Captian Lurch exposed as just another radical left scam artist with big bucks from his wif.....


4 posted on 11/08/2007 10:06:12 AM PST by AngelesCrestHighway
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To: smoothsailing

Kerry’s latest fantasy isn’t surprising to me. In his mind he’s always been the hero, always been honorable, and he isn’t using marriage as a career path.

Everybody else knows the reality, just not the Frenchurian Candidate.


5 posted on 11/08/2007 10:08:13 AM PST by Badeye (Ron Paul joined 88 Democrats.....)
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To: smoothsailing
But John is a zombie, a dead sailor walking,

His brain is long dead but his mouth is still talking.

LOL

6 posted on 11/08/2007 10:08:18 AM PST by GOPJ (Asians "get" that what's important is NOT who consumes the apples, but who owns the orchard-Buchanan)
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To: smoothsailing

Swift Boating means TELLING THE TRUTH about their LIES!!


7 posted on 11/08/2007 10:09:49 AM PST by Suzy Quzy (Hillary '08...Her PHONINESS is REAL!!!)
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To: smoothsailing
You can’t sink John Kerry. The hot-air trapped inside of his cranium makes it impossible!


8 posted on 11/08/2007 10:14:30 AM PST by darkwing104 (Let's get dangerous)
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To: smoothsailing

God I love this one :)

Semper Fi’
Jarhead


9 posted on 11/08/2007 10:14:42 AM PST by Buffettfan (3rd Battalion, 6th Marines, 2ndMarDiv - 1971 - 1974)
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To: smoothsailing

Excellent!

If jon carie is lurking he should fulfill his promise and release his complete SF-180. He won’t, he’s a coward.


10 posted on 11/08/2007 10:15:37 AM PST by jazusamo (DefendOurMarines.com)
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To: smoothsailing
Good one!


11 posted on 11/08/2007 10:16:39 AM PST by ConorMacNessa (HM/2 USN, 3rd Bn. 5th Marines, RVN 1969. St. Michael the Archangel defend us in battle!)
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To: smoothsailing

He readily admits that he got torpedoed,

But he’s up on his sail board, defiant and Speedo’d.


!


12 posted on 11/08/2007 10:18:14 AM PST by Greg F (Duncan Hunter is a good man.)
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To: smoothsailing

Good job.

Maybe we will be lucky enough to hear this set to music and sung by a Kerry impersonator on Rush.


13 posted on 11/08/2007 10:22:14 AM PST by Brad from Tennessee ("A politician can't give you anything he hasn't first stolen from you.")
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To: smoothsailing
His brain is long dead but his mouth is still talking.

**************

He's got that right.


14 posted on 11/08/2007 10:24:36 AM PST by trisham (Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
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To: smoothsailing

Genius....”sear” genius.


15 posted on 11/08/2007 10:26:37 AM PST by Right Cal Gal (Remember Billy Dale!!!)
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To: smoothsailing

Dead man floating.Just as in the physical world, John F’n Kerry’s bloated, rotting, political corpse has risen to the surface.Time for his career to sink out of sight permanently.


16 posted on 11/08/2007 10:27:13 AM PST by Apercu ("A man's character is his fate" - Heraclitus)
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To: smoothsailing

There are 26 million Veterans in the US, most of whom vote. Kerrys honor while while on active-duty was clearly conjured and fraudulently planned as long ago as 1968. The people who actually knew him back then spoke up in defense of what is right and out of fear of what a man like kerry would do as President.

Everything that those Honorable men said about kerry rang true to the 26 million. What kerry said about himself (while concealing the records) and those who knew him did not ring true to the 26 million.

Despite massive voter fraud, kerry lost the election. He’d have won on the Veteran vote if he was honorable and believable.


17 posted on 11/08/2007 10:27:21 AM PST by Vn_survivor_67-68 (CALL CONGRESSCRITTERS TOLL-FREE @ 1-800-965-4701)
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To: smoothsailing

Har! & Bump


18 posted on 11/08/2007 10:28:55 AM PST by ghostrider
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To: smoothsailing

Brilliant and true.


19 posted on 11/08/2007 10:31:18 AM PST by fullchroma
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To: Brad from Tennessee
Who's that guy who does the Rush parodies? Paul Shanklin? He'd be perfect!!!!
20 posted on 11/08/2007 10:44:37 AM PST by smoothsailing
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To: Suzy Quzy

When argueing with my liberal sister about J Francois, I asked her, “if The Swift Boaters lied, why is it that J Forbes is the one who has changed his stories?”


21 posted on 11/08/2007 10:49:09 AM PST by Holicheese (1-21-09 Hillary starts to destroy America!)
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To: smoothsailing

22 posted on 11/08/2007 10:52:15 AM PST by Stonewall Jackson (The Hunt for FRed November. 11/04/08)
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To: smoothsailing

Yeah, that’s what I was thinking.


23 posted on 11/08/2007 11:05:04 AM PST by Brad from Tennessee ("A politician can't give you anything he hasn't first stolen from you.")
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To: smoothsailing

He shot more videos, than Viet Congs.


24 posted on 11/08/2007 11:11:51 AM PST by rawcatslyentist (The standard measuring unit for human feces.One katiecouric is aproximately2 1/2 pounds of excrement)
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To: smoothsailing

No way will the RATS tolerate this loser again. NOOOOOO WAY.


25 posted on 11/08/2007 11:21:25 AM PST by freespirited (I'm voting for the GOP nominee.)
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To: Holicheese

Do you then pick up the pieces of her exploding head?


26 posted on 11/08/2007 11:32:48 AM PST by Suzy Quzy (Hillary '08...Her PHONINESS is REAL!!!)
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To: smoothsailing

Congratulations Russ Vaughn...you nailed kerry!

Also, thank you for your service to our country and to all of those who fought and died valiantly. God bless.


27 posted on 11/08/2007 11:34:05 AM PST by cubreporter ( Rush has done more for this country than any other politician ever! He's the man!!!!)
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To: Suzy Quzy

I think she just yelled something about Right Wingers and hate speech...or something equally stupid.


28 posted on 11/08/2007 11:34:18 AM PST by Holicheese (1-21-09 Hillary starts to destroy America!)
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To: smoothsailing
Nice job and thanks for your service.

I'll add one of my own:

There once was a rich snob named Kerry
Who fancied himself visionary
Now in truth: he was vain
And a fraud and a pain
But his heiress skills - extraordinary!

29 posted on 11/08/2007 11:43:37 AM PST by andy58-in-nh (Kill the terrorists, secure the borders, and give me back my freedom.)
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To: smoothsailing
No "Jon Carry" thread should go by without posting this:


30 posted on 11/08/2007 11:58:50 AM PST by NotJustAnotherPrettyFace
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To: trisham


Preparing for the deftly nuanced and furtive stereo nose-picking.
31 posted on 11/08/2007 12:18:33 PM PST by ConorMacNessa (HM/2 USN, 3rd Bn. 5th Marines, RVN 1969. St. Michael the Archangel defend us in battle!)
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To: ConorMacNessa

kerry has any body told you yet,you lost in 04.


32 posted on 11/08/2007 12:25:21 PM PST by jocko12
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To: smoothsailing

Russ Vaugh - Put that muse to music;)

You could win a grammy - a nobel prize even.


33 posted on 11/08/2007 12:55:06 PM PST by sodpoodle (Despair - man's surrender. Laughter - God's reward.)
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To: ConorMacNessa
He’s such a phony.
34 posted on 11/08/2007 1:17:27 PM PST by trisham (Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
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To: smoothsailing

When a politician is “swiftboated” it means private citizens are telling the truth about him...


35 posted on 11/08/2007 1:57:24 PM PST by GOPJ ( What's important is NOT who consumes the apples, but who owns the orchard - Buchanan)
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To: GOPJ
When a politician is “swiftboated” it means private citizens are telling the truth about him...

TRUE!

CLICK ON LOGO

36 posted on 11/08/2007 3:24:01 PM PST by smoothsailing
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To: smoothsailing

WOW! That was GOOD.


37 posted on 11/08/2007 3:51:32 PM PST by CaliGirlGodHelpMe
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To: smoothsailing

:)


38 posted on 11/08/2007 8:01:21 PM PST by GOPJ ( What's important is NOT who consumes the apples, but who owns the orchard - Buchanan)
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To: smoothsailing

Bravo!! Warms my heart to see this traitorous piece of scum take one in the chops.. ]8^D


39 posted on 11/08/2007 10:36:56 PM PST by awelliott
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To: awelliott

40 posted on 11/09/2007 6:38:35 AM PST by Wolverine (A Concerned Citizen)
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