To: Mrs. Don-o
The right time to start having sex:
Look at your left hand. Do you have a gold band on your ring finger?
Look at the person you want to have sex with. Does he have a ring, too?
Do you have the same last name?
Do you remember marrying him?
Are you someplace nice and private?
You'll figure it out. You can do anything that makes the two of you feel wonderful. You've got all the time in the world.
1957 version of your preconditions:
2007 version of your preconditions:
posted on 11/20/2007 7:13:14 AM PST
Oh! I guess nowadays one has to specify “actual” marriage, not “pseudo” marriage. Otheerwise, somebody’ll show up with his (or her) Irish setter. With a ring on its, um, paw.
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