Skip to comments.Why Mommy is a Democrat (Barf Alert)
Posted on 11/19/2007 5:24:41 PM PST by Vigilanteman
Nicely illustrated with pages like this:
(Excerpt) Read more at littledemocrats.net ...
>> we need to follow with a book of our own
Are you kidding? We LEAD with a book of our own!
It’s called “Mommy! There’s a liberal under my bed!”
Yes. Democrats are Mommy.....Mommy Dearest.
The cartoon Day-By-Day had a response to this: Daddy is a Republican with a 1965 Chrysler and bad peripheral vision. The bookmark is a flattened squirrel.
Conversatives defend the country, so those bad men with towels on their heads don’t cut off mommy’s head and baby’s too!
If this wan’t a family rated board, I could add some pretty good ones. Don’t want to get zotted.
1. Democrats try to abort us, just like mommy tried.
2. Democrats make sure we are always safe, just like Castro makes his country safe.
3. Democrats make sure children can go to school, soz dey can gets an edumacacion.
Funny, my mommy didn’t make me toss my cookies like the democrats do.
My dad didn’t sleep around on my mom like Democrats do.
Oh well Democrats, back to the drawing board.
From the author's bio:
"I currently live in Madison, Wisconsin, with my partner Julia, her daughter Isabella (age eight), and our cat Zachary -- all lifelong Democrats."
So his cat is a Democrate - probably donated to the Clinton campaign!
Sorry you beat me to it.
>> Funny, my mommy didnt make me toss my cookies like the democrats do. My dad didnt sleep around on my mom like Democrats do.
Hey, we HAD a mommy and a daddy. Not “two mommies” or “daddy and his partner”. That’s a good start towards right-mindedness, eh?
(Seriously, one of the things I regularly give thanks for, and not just on Thursday, is the loving family environment in which I was raised. I don’t care what hollyweird says, that’s important.)
1. Democrats take your toys and give them to kids they like more than you.
2. Democrats make sure you always wear helmets and knee pads to keep you from both harm and fun.
3. Democrats make sure all children go to school, including the mean ones who make it impossible for you to learn, and who steal your lunch money.
Democrats are like the Mommy of the school bully, who refuses to believe her monster makes life miserable for others, and who claims other people don’t understand poor itty bitty Monster.
Some might call it The Holy Bible. ;-)
>> Sorry you beat me to it.
Hey, even a blind squirrel finds a nut now and then.
Uh, wait a minute... considering the thread topic, that’s a bad choice of varmint in that metaphor there...
Why is mommy a Democrat?
Well, son, it’s because she has no brain. You see, when people are stupid they vote Democrat. It’s not your mommy’s fault. Actually, it is, but she will probably blame the patriarchal, puritanical culture and other wish wash that basically means she doesn’t have to ever accept what people with brains call “responsibility”.
But don’t worry son. Democrats get spanked, just like you do when you are bad, when they do things like run for office. See that boyish looking creature that calls itself a girl named Hillary? Well, she’s being really naughty right now and telling lots of lies and taking things that don’t belong to her (like daddy’s hard earned money). She is going to get a spanking too, very very soon. President Romney is going to have to use the belt too, because she’s been very bad.
And that’s why people who don’t grow up and still depend on someone to be their Mommy as adults are called Democrats.
Democrats make sure we share our toys, just like mommy does.
If RATS are so good at sharing then we can expect about 75 unfortunates to soon move into this homeless shelter that John Edwards is building in NC with his own $$$.
Yours is better.
Did you make that just now? I’m impressed!
Why Mommy is a Democrat:
1. Mommy did not finish High School and does not understand economics.
2. Mommy is an unwed mother, who depends upon government handouts for her existence.
3. Mommy gets all of her news from broadcast network news.
But most importantly . . .
4. Mommy loves the $25 dollars the Democrats give her every time she goes to a different polling place on the bus the Democrat provide on election day and votes for a Democrat. On good election days she can pick up $400-500 dollars by voting 16 to 20 times.
LoL! re #2
Squirrelly Mom shelters the little tykes from the big old elephant!
Why Mommy is a dumbacrat
4. Because mommy is a drooling idiot who can’t think for herself
I dressed up as a liberal Democrat for Halloween. I put absolutely no work into a costume...I simply demanded that the kids in my neighborhood give me half their candy.
Republican mommies teach their children to work hard and earn their toys. They never take our toys away to give to other children who did not earn them, but they do encourage us to donate our toys to good causes of our own free will.
Republican mommies make sure we are safe not just from imaginary boogey-men like George Bush and Karl Rove, but from perverts and terrorists. They support long sentences that keep perverts off the streets and just wars that kill terrorists before they blow us up in our neighborhoods.
Republican mommies fight for the right to send us to the best schools, not just the indoctrination centers that are the public schools. If they deem that the schools they can find for us are not good enough, they do not send us to school, but stay home and work hard to give us a fine education at the kitchen table.
I agree that it’s important, and sorry American Indians, that’s actually one of the things I am happy for on Thanksgiving.
You know,you're right.And all this time I was so confused as to how Edwards could be building such a behemoth to house two and as to how the Clintons could choose to buy a multi-million dollar house in one of the richest and whitest towns (according to the Census Bureau website) in the country.
Thanks for setting me straight.I'll have to write to Edwards and the Clintons apologizing for the "you're a hypocrite" letters I sent to them.
Mommie is a Democrat, because she thinks you don’t need a Daddy......or her a husband.....because Uncle Sam gives you that lousy check every month that means you have to live in that lousy apartment with a bunch of gang bangers who threaten you every time you walk by them.
The real Santa is a conservative; he only rewards good kids. The bad ones get lumps of coal, as per North Pole regulations. Of course, imposters (usually the parents) can’t figure out why there are rules, and they clutter up the floor with undeserved gifts.
3b. Democrats make sure their children get knocked up before graduating high school, just like mommy did?
Why Mommy is a Democrat is an oxymoron...
Mommies are Conservatives because they have elected to be pro-life
or else they wouldn’t be mommies...
Democrats are the murderers of innocence.
“4. Because mommy is a drooling idiot who cant think for herself.”
Of course you are right. Here’s an actual exerpt from a mom that is on the “testimonials” page on the book’s website:
“I just got my copy of the book
in the mail today. It was
the coolest thing I’ve ever seen
Don’t apologuze. They are still hyporcites. It’s just that the book is technically correct on that point. Sort of like Clinton was sometimes technically correct in his statements of deception. For example, “Depends on what the meaning of the word ‘is’ is.”
That is awesome! ROTFLMAO!
Are you Hommie the Clown... LOL your rant reminded me of one of his skits...
Conservatives make sure we share our toys, and tithe to the church and help at the food bank.
Conservatives make sure we are always safe, and carry a gun and teach us to shoot safely by the age of six.
Conservatives make sure children get a good education, even if it means teaching them at home.
I wonder if the children at littledemocrats.net know what an abortion is? Thay should ask mommy.
is this his home?
That horrible structure proves once again that having a lot of money can't buy you good taste.
The architect responsible for that abortion should be publicly flogged by the Board of Directors of the A.I.A.
Man. Once Elizabeth bites the dust, that place is going to be one rockin’ Playboy Mansion. *SNORT*
Has anyone heard about her health? I haven’t seen either of them play the “Cancer Card” as of late.
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