Skip to comments.Why Mommy is a Democrat (Barf Alert)
Posted on 11/19/2007 5:24:41 PM PST by Vigilanteman
Nicely illustrated with pages like this:
(Excerpt) Read more at littledemocrats.net ...
>> we need to follow with a book of our own
Are you kidding? We LEAD with a book of our own!
It’s called “Mommy! There’s a liberal under my bed!”
Yes. Democrats are Mommy.....Mommy Dearest.
The cartoon Day-By-Day had a response to this: Daddy is a Republican with a 1965 Chrysler and bad peripheral vision. The bookmark is a flattened squirrel.
Conversatives defend the country, so those bad men with towels on their heads don’t cut off mommy’s head and baby’s too!
If this wan’t a family rated board, I could add some pretty good ones. Don’t want to get zotted.
1. Democrats try to abort us, just like mommy tried.
2. Democrats make sure we are always safe, just like Castro makes his country safe.
3. Democrats make sure children can go to school, soz dey can gets an edumacacion.
Funny, my mommy didn’t make me toss my cookies like the democrats do.
My dad didn’t sleep around on my mom like Democrats do.
Oh well Democrats, back to the drawing board.
From the author's bio:
"I currently live in Madison, Wisconsin, with my partner Julia, her daughter Isabella (age eight), and our cat Zachary -- all lifelong Democrats."
So his cat is a Democrate - probably donated to the Clinton campaign!
Sorry you beat me to it.
>> Funny, my mommy didnt make me toss my cookies like the democrats do. My dad didnt sleep around on my mom like Democrats do.
Hey, we HAD a mommy and a daddy. Not “two mommies” or “daddy and his partner”. That’s a good start towards right-mindedness, eh?
(Seriously, one of the things I regularly give thanks for, and not just on Thursday, is the loving family environment in which I was raised. I don’t care what hollyweird says, that’s important.)
1. Democrats take your toys and give them to kids they like more than you.
2. Democrats make sure you always wear helmets and knee pads to keep you from both harm and fun.
3. Democrats make sure all children go to school, including the mean ones who make it impossible for you to learn, and who steal your lunch money.
Democrats are like the Mommy of the school bully, who refuses to believe her monster makes life miserable for others, and who claims other people don’t understand poor itty bitty Monster.
Some might call it The Holy Bible. ;-)
>> Sorry you beat me to it.
Hey, even a blind squirrel finds a nut now and then.
Uh, wait a minute... considering the thread topic, that’s a bad choice of varmint in that metaphor there...
Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.