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Why Mommy is a Democrat (Barf Alert)
Advertisement ^ | 19 November 2007 | Jeremy Zilber

Posted on 11/19/2007 5:24:41 PM PST by Vigilanteman

Nicely illustrated with pages like this:

  1. Democrats make sure we share our toys, just like mommy does.

  2. Democrats make sure we are always safe, just like mommy does.

  3. Democrats make sure children can go to school, just like mommy does.

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TOPICS: Culture/Society; Extended News; Philosophy; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: childindoctrination; mommystate; propoganda
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Disgusting, false and distorted, we need to follow with a book of our own. I'll start with the first samples:

  1. Conservatives let Daddy keep more of what he earns, so mommy can buy me food and toys.

  2. Conservatives make sure bad people who hurt childen are locked up.

  3. Conservatives make sure help children get born and find families with both a mommy and a daddy, not two mommies or two daddies or two perverts.

1 posted on 11/19/2007 5:24:42 PM PST by Vigilanteman
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To: Vigilanteman

>> we need to follow with a book of our own

Are you kidding? We LEAD with a book of our own!

It’s called “Mommy! There’s a liberal under my bed!”


2 posted on 11/19/2007 5:27:02 PM PST by Nervous Tick (Retire Ron Paul! Support Chris Peden (www.chrispeden.org))
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To: Vigilanteman

Yes. Democrats are Mommy.....Mommy Dearest.


3 posted on 11/19/2007 5:27:35 PM PST by Route66 (America's Main Street - - - President Fred D. Thompson /"The Constitution means what is says.")
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To: Vigilanteman

The cartoon Day-By-Day had a response to this: Daddy is a Republican with a 1965 Chrysler and bad peripheral vision. The bookmark is a flattened squirrel.


4 posted on 11/19/2007 5:27:56 PM PST by hsalaw
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To: Vigilanteman

Conversatives defend the country, so those bad men with towels on their heads don’t cut off mommy’s head and baby’s too!


5 posted on 11/19/2007 5:28:05 PM PST by Alright_on_the_LeftCoast
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To: Vigilanteman
Image hosted by Photobucket.com cause she's a silly fat cow???
6 posted on 11/19/2007 5:28:55 PM PST by Chode (American Hedonist)
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To: Nervous Tick; Vigilanteman
Sorry, I was a little hasty. The real title is "Help, Mom! There are liberals under my bed!"


7 posted on 11/19/2007 5:30:03 PM PST by Nervous Tick (Retire Ron Paul! Support Chris Peden (www.chrispeden.org))
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To: Vigilanteman

If this wan’t a family rated board, I could add some pretty good ones. Don’t want to get zotted.


8 posted on 11/19/2007 5:30:21 PM PST by Lawgvr1955 (You can never have too much cowbell !!)
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To: mware
Didn't you once say Santa Claus was a DEM?

LOL!

9 posted on 11/19/2007 5:30:51 PM PST by Dog (My writer ISN'T on strike...)
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To: Vigilanteman

1. Democrats try to abort us, just like mommy tried.

2. Democrats make sure we are always safe, just like Castro makes his country safe.

3. Democrats make sure children can go to school, soz dey can gets an edumacacion.


10 posted on 11/19/2007 5:32:03 PM PST by FastCoyote
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To: Vigilanteman

Funny, my mommy didn’t make me toss my cookies like the democrats do.

My dad didn’t sleep around on my mom like Democrats do.

Oh well Democrats, back to the drawing board.


11 posted on 11/19/2007 5:32:47 PM PST by DoughtyOne (California, where the death penalty is reserved for wholesome values. SB 777)
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To: Vigilanteman
Thanks for ruining my keyboard! The milk came out of my nose and all over my keyboard!

From the author's bio:
"I currently live in Madison, Wisconsin, with my partner Julia, her daughter Isabella (age eight), and our cat Zachary -- all lifelong Democrats."

So his cat is a Democrate - probably donated to the Clinton campaign!

12 posted on 11/19/2007 5:33:37 PM PST by JaguarXKE
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To: Vigilanteman

13 posted on 11/19/2007 5:34:31 PM PST by april15Bendovr
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To: Vigilanteman
Because the mean GOP won't let women with STD's join the party.
14 posted on 11/19/2007 5:34:57 PM PST by hinckley buzzard
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To: Nervous Tick

Sorry you beat me to it.


15 posted on 11/19/2007 5:35:49 PM PST by april15Bendovr
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To: JaguarXKE


16 posted on 11/19/2007 5:36:45 PM PST by Liberty2007
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To: DoughtyOne

>> Funny, my mommy didn’t make me toss my cookies like the democrats do. My dad didn’t sleep around on my mom like Democrats do.

Hey, we HAD a mommy and a daddy. Not “two mommies” or “daddy and his partner”. That’s a good start towards right-mindedness, eh?

(Seriously, one of the things I regularly give thanks for, and not just on Thursday, is the loving family environment in which I was raised. I don’t care what hollyweird says, that’s important.)


17 posted on 11/19/2007 5:37:32 PM PST by Nervous Tick (Retire Ron Paul! Support Chris Peden (www.chrispeden.org))
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To: Vigilanteman

1. Democrats take your toys and give them to kids they like more than you.

2. Democrats make sure you always wear helmets and knee pads to keep you from both harm and fun.

3. Democrats make sure all children go to school, including the mean ones who make it impossible for you to learn, and who steal your lunch money.

Democrats are like the Mommy of the school bully, who refuses to believe her monster makes life miserable for others, and who claims other people don’t understand poor itty bitty Monster.


18 posted on 11/19/2007 5:37:47 PM PST by Mr Rogers (Mitt is a political Kama Sutra)
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To: Nervous Tick
"Are you kidding? We LEAD with a book of our own!"

Some might call it The Holy Bible. ;-)

19 posted on 11/19/2007 5:38:16 PM PST by JustaDumbBlonde
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To: april15Bendovr

>> Sorry you beat me to it.

Hey, even a blind squirrel finds a nut now and then.

Uh, wait a minute... considering the thread topic, that’s a bad choice of varmint in that metaphor there...


20 posted on 11/19/2007 5:40:13 PM PST by Nervous Tick (Retire Ron Paul! Support Chris Peden (www.chrispeden.org))
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To: Vigilanteman

Why is mommy a Democrat?

Well, son, it’s because she has no brain. You see, when people are stupid they vote Democrat. It’s not your mommy’s fault. Actually, it is, but she will probably blame the patriarchal, puritanical culture and other wish wash that basically means she doesn’t have to ever accept what people with brains call “responsibility”.

But don’t worry son. Democrats get spanked, just like you do when you are bad, when they do things like run for office. See that boyish looking creature that calls itself a girl named Hillary? Well, she’s being really naughty right now and telling lots of lies and taking things that don’t belong to her (like daddy’s hard earned money). She is going to get a spanking too, very very soon. President Romney is going to have to use the belt too, because she’s been very bad.


21 posted on 11/19/2007 5:40:14 PM PST by Dragonspirit (We fight it out as good friends now, but in 2008 we UNITE against our enemy!)
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To: Vigilanteman

And that’s why people who don’t grow up and still depend on someone to be their Mommy as adults are called Democrats.


22 posted on 11/19/2007 5:40:53 PM PST by Turbopilot (iumop ap!sdn w,I 'aw dlaH)
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To: Vigilanteman

Democrats make sure we share our toys, just like mommy does.

If RATS are so good at sharing then we can expect about 75 unfortunates to soon move into this homeless shelter that John Edwards is building in NC with his own $$$.

23 posted on 11/19/2007 5:41:25 PM PST by Gay State Conservative (Wanna see how bad it can get? Elect Hillary and find out.)
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To: Vigilanteman

Yours is better.


24 posted on 11/19/2007 5:41:36 PM PST by The Ghost of FReepers Past (Woe unto them that call evil good, and good evil; that put darkness for light..... Isaiah 5:20)
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To: JustaDumbBlonde

Good point!


25 posted on 11/19/2007 5:42:40 PM PST by Nervous Tick (Retire Ron Paul! Support Chris Peden (www.chrispeden.org))
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To: Liberty2007

Did you make that just now? I’m impressed!


26 posted on 11/19/2007 5:43:51 PM PST by Nervous Tick (Retire Ron Paul! Support Chris Peden (www.chrispeden.org))
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To: Vigilanteman

Why Mommy is a Democrat:

1. Mommy did not finish High School and does not understand economics.

2. Mommy is an unwed mother, who depends upon government handouts for her existence.

3. Mommy gets all of her news from broadcast network news.

But most importantly . . .

4. Mommy loves the $25 dollars the Democrats give her every time she goes to a different polling place on the bus the Democrat provide on election day and votes for a Democrat. On good election days she can pick up $400-500 dollars by voting 16 to 20 times.


27 posted on 11/19/2007 5:43:56 PM PST by No Truce With Kings (The opinions expressed are mine! Mine! MINE! All Mine!)
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To: windcliff

ping


28 posted on 11/19/2007 5:44:00 PM PST by I Drive Too Fast
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To: Vigilanteman

LoL! re #2
Squirrelly Mom shelters the little tykes from the big old elephant!


29 posted on 11/19/2007 5:44:47 PM PST by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: Vigilanteman

Why Mommy is a dumbacrat

4. Because mommy is a drooling idiot who can’t think for herself


30 posted on 11/19/2007 5:46:35 PM PST by clamper1797 (Fred Thompson - Duncan Hunter for POTUS and Vice Potus in either order)
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To: hsalaw

L0L!


31 posted on 11/19/2007 5:46:51 PM PST by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: Vigilanteman

I dressed up as a liberal Democrat for Halloween. I put absolutely no work into a costume...I simply demanded that the kids in my neighborhood give me half their candy.


32 posted on 11/19/2007 5:46:57 PM PST by blake6900 (THIS SPACE FOR RENT)
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To: Vigilanteman

Republican mommies teach their children to work hard and earn their toys. They never take our toys away to give to other children who did not earn them, but they do encourage us to donate our toys to good causes of our own free will.

Republican mommies make sure we are safe not just from imaginary boogey-men like George Bush and Karl Rove, but from perverts and terrorists. They support long sentences that keep perverts off the streets and just wars that kill terrorists before they blow us up in our neighborhoods.

Republican mommies fight for the right to send us to the best schools, not just the indoctrination centers that are the public schools. If they deem that the schools they can find for us are not good enough, they do not send us to school, but stay home and work hard to give us a fine education at the kitchen table.


33 posted on 11/19/2007 5:47:20 PM PST by keepitreal
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To: Gay State Conservative
Well it doesn't say "Democrats makes sure they share their toys." It only says they make sure we share our toys.
34 posted on 11/19/2007 5:48:12 PM PST by The Ghost of FReepers Past (Woe unto them that call evil good, and good evil; that put darkness for light..... Isaiah 5:20)
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To: Nervous Tick

I agree that it’s important, and sorry American Indians, that’s actually one of the things I am happy for on Thanksgiving.


35 posted on 11/19/2007 5:52:05 PM PST by DoughtyOne (California, where the death penalty is reserved for wholesome values. SB 777)
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To: Liberty2007

36 posted on 11/19/2007 6:01:33 PM PST by EdReform (The right of the people to keep and bear Arms shall not be infringed *NRA*JPFO*SAF*GOA*SAS*RWVA)
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To: The Ghost of FReepers Past
Well it doesn't say "Democrats makes sure they share their toys." It only says they make sure we share our toys.

You know,you're right.And all this time I was so confused as to how Edwards could be building such a behemoth to house two and as to how the Clintons could choose to buy a multi-million dollar house in one of the richest and whitest towns (according to the Census Bureau website) in the country.

Thanks for setting me straight.I'll have to write to Edwards and the Clintons apologizing for the "you're a hypocrite" letters I sent to them.

37 posted on 11/19/2007 6:02:06 PM PST by Gay State Conservative (Wanna see how bad it can get? Elect Hillary and find out.)
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To: Vigilanteman

Mommie is a Democrat, because she thinks you don’t need a Daddy......or her a husband.....because Uncle Sam gives you that lousy check every month that means you have to live in that lousy apartment with a bunch of gang bangers who threaten you every time you walk by them.


38 posted on 11/19/2007 6:04:10 PM PST by goodnesswins (Being Challenged Builds Character! Being Coddled Destroys Character!)
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To: Dog

The real Santa is a conservative; he only rewards good kids. The bad ones get lumps of coal, as per North Pole regulations. Of course, imposters (usually the parents) can’t figure out why there are rules, and they clutter up the floor with undeserved gifts.


39 posted on 11/19/2007 6:06:39 PM PST by skr (How majestic is Thy Name, O Lord, and how mighty are Thy Works!)
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To: Vigilanteman
3. Democrats make sure children can go to school, just like mommy does.

3b. Democrats make sure their children get knocked up before graduating high school, just like mommy did?

40 posted on 11/19/2007 6:06:57 PM PST by lgwdnbdgr
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To: Vigilanteman

Why Mommy is a Democrat is an oxymoron...

Mommies are Conservatives because they have elected to be pro-life

or else they wouldn’t be mommies...

Democrats are the murderers of innocence.


41 posted on 11/19/2007 6:09:29 PM PST by tomnbeverly (The sour sounds of liberal whining is sure to scare away any chance of success.)
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To: clamper1797

“4. Because mommy is a drooling idiot who can’t think for herself.”

Of course you are right. Here’s an actual exerpt from a mom that is on the “testimonials” page on the book’s website:

“I just got my copy of the book
in the mail today. It was
the coolest thing I’ve ever seen
in print!”


42 posted on 11/19/2007 6:10:22 PM PST by geopyg (Don't wish for peace, pray for Victory.)
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To: Gay State Conservative

Don’t apologuze. They are still hyporcites. It’s just that the book is technically correct on that point. Sort of like Clinton was sometimes technically correct in his statements of deception. For example, “Depends on what the meaning of the word ‘is’ is.”


43 posted on 11/19/2007 6:10:43 PM PST by The Ghost of FReepers Past (Woe unto them that call evil good, and good evil; that put darkness for light..... Isaiah 5:20)
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To: Liberty2007

That is awesome! ROTFLMAO!


44 posted on 11/19/2007 6:11:10 PM PST by Duck Fan
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To: goodnesswins

Are you Hommie the Clown... LOL your rant reminded me of one of his skits...


45 posted on 11/19/2007 6:11:58 PM PST by tomnbeverly (The sour sounds of liberal whining is sure to scare away any chance of success.)
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To: geopyg

Conservatives make sure we share our toys, and tithe to the church and help at the food bank.

Conservatives make sure we are always safe, and carry a gun and teach us to shoot safely by the age of six.

Conservatives make sure children get a good education, even if it means teaching them at home.


46 posted on 11/19/2007 6:14:18 PM PST by geopyg (Don't wish for peace, pray for Victory.)
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To: Vigilanteman

I wonder if the children at littledemocrats.net know what an abortion is? Thay should ask mommy.


47 posted on 11/19/2007 6:23:56 PM PST by bigjoesaddle ("By Grabthar's hammer......what a savings")
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To: Gay State Conservative

is this his home?


48 posted on 11/19/2007 6:26:13 PM PST by bigjoesaddle ("By Grabthar's hammer......what a savings")
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To: Gay State Conservative
Just D#^n.

That horrible structure proves once again that having a lot of money can't buy you good taste.

The architect responsible for that abortion should be publicly flogged by the Board of Directors of the A.I.A.

49 posted on 11/19/2007 6:34:36 PM PST by AnAmericanMother ((Ministrix of Ye Chase, TTGC Ladies' Auxiliary (recess appointment)))
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To: Gay State Conservative

Man. Once Elizabeth bites the dust, that place is going to be one rockin’ Playboy Mansion. *SNORT*

Has anyone heard about her health? I haven’t seen either of them play the “Cancer Card” as of late.


50 posted on 11/19/2007 6:39:18 PM PST by Diana in Wisconsin (Save The Earth. It's The Only Planet With Chocolate.)
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