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Christmas & Hanukkah Gift Ideas For Your The Muslim Jihadists You Love
MensNewsDaily ^ | 11/25/2007 | Ze'ev Haas

Posted on 11/25/2007 5:47:29 AM PST by roguejew1965

Are you having trouble trying to figure out what to buy your favorite Jihadist for Christmas this year? Look no further, The Rogue Jew is here to help you out so that you don’t LOSE YOUR HEAD this holiday season, we wouldn’t want to disappoint that favorite IslamoNazi in your life.

Is there a Muslim that you know that likes to go camping in Iraq or Iran? Perhaps he or she enjoys those nice long weekend getaway at their favorite cave in the mountain regions of Afghanistan? For that special Islamofacist/Outdoor enthusiast, the Koran now comes in two ply.

No need to squeeze the Charmin anymore, the verses of Muhammad come to life while you squat or sit thinking about just where to place that next roadside bomb. When your done with that verse, just wipe and toss. Our Koranic Toidy Paper is eco friendly and biodegradable and is Halal. Muhammad &Al Gore would approve of this stuff.

Koranic Toilet Paper can also be used to muffle the sounds of a moaning prisoner, wrap fish, and for making paper mache figurines of Muhammad or Jesus.

The next gift idea is for that Jihadi who has been living large in America or Europe and has gained a few inches around the middle and his camel’s hump is shrinking from the extra weight from living high on the hog while vacationing at CLUB GITMO…

You’ve seen Sweating to the Oldies, well Rogue Jew Productions brings to you, Shvitzing to Jihad! Watch as your favorite Suicide Bomber works out to songs like; “Jihad Me @ Hello”, “Ahab The Arab”, “Killing Me Softly With Jihad”, “Thank Allah, I’m A Jihad Boy” and for that extra special workout, Toby Keith singing “The Angry American”. Watch that Jihadi in your life shed the pounds and slim..

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1 posted on 11/25/2007 5:47:31 AM PST by roguejew1965
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To: roguejew1965
My present to bin Laden and Ahmadinejad:


2 posted on 11/25/2007 5:51:10 AM PST by G8 Diplomat (Creatures are divided into 6 kingdoms: Animalia, Plantae, Fungi, Monera, Protista, & Saudi Arabia)
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3 posted on 11/25/2007 6:07:03 AM PST by Ouderkirk (Don't you think it's interesting how death and destruction seems to happen wherever Muslims gather.)
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To: G8 Diplomat

4 posted on 11/25/2007 6:08:43 AM PST by Ouderkirk (Don't you think it's interesting how death and destruction seems to happen wherever Muslims gather.)
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To: roguejew1965

How about a necklace.

5 posted on 11/25/2007 6:15:22 AM PST by Paleo Conservative
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To: roguejew1965; The Spirit Of Allegiance

How about a vacation in the Garden of Eden?

You been working so hard, making bombs, selling eternity to some poor slob and wreaking havoc, you haven’t taken time to rest

All terrorists are invited to the Garden of Eden. Feast on all that God has to offer. Get to know your true brothers, lost over past eons.

It will be a fine reunion for all.

Just call 1-000- God IM4U and your life will be changed, forever.


6 posted on 11/25/2007 6:23:30 AM PST by wizr ("Right now, the burden is all on the American soldiers. Right now, Hope Rides Alone." Sgt. E Jeffer)
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