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Chavez: "Laser sniper tried to kill me"
EFE through NoticieroDigital.com (translation) ^ | 11/27/2007

Posted on 11/27/2007 3:26:50 PM PST by cll

Chavez reiterates that 'everything indicates they're trying to kill me'

The president of Venezuela, Hugo Chavez, reiterated today that, again, his most radical opponents have reactivated their assasination plans against him and 'everything indicates that they will be trying to kill me because of what will happen on Sunday'.

Next Sunday, Venezuelans will vote on a constitutional reform with which Chavez intends to install a 'socialism of the 21st century', which his opponents means the installation of a personal dictatorship.

~ snip ~

In the [campaign] event, he repeated that recently "a strange light traveled through my body, around here, where my heart is, and then around here", he said while pointing to his head.

"Most likely it was a sniper hiding 100 or 200 meters away in a Caracas building, who aimed a weapon equiped with telescopic sight guided by rays, of which he was alerted to by a TV viewer who immediately alerted the authorities".

His Cuban colleague, Fidel Castro, to whom he said he showed the video when he visited Havana, "told me it was a sniper who didn't fire because he could have gotten cold feet at the precise moment".

~ snip ~

Chavez concluded his story by singing a Mexican ranchera song, which chorus goes like this: "I fell from a cloud at 20 meters high, and that was my great adventure"

~ end (amateur) translation ~

More fun (in Spanish) at source.


TOPICS: Foreign Affairs
KEYWORDS: chavez; doctorevil; paranoidpudenda; venezuela; wabbitseason
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To: Ramius
"A sniper would use a regular optical scope. And they don't get cold feet. :-)"

Also a rangefinder and a laptop. Muzzle velocity, weight, distance and prevailing wind direction/speed are plugged into the laptop. You are told how far off-target to aim at that very long distance, over 2-3k feet. There are several trig and physics equations combined into a single algorithm program that solves the variables. It takes 2 people. And you can't buy it.

We met these guys in the Mojave desert about 5 years ago using it. Clearly military guys from the AFB 15 mi away. Just nicknames used. I was out then. That .50 set up for that task was impressive. That big scope was impressively boresighted. I shot it on direction from the spotter. Not bad off 6" from 2200'.

I only got to shoot after telling them specific places I was while in. And descriptions of where I was while in. I told them not to tell me what they do, since I dont have that attachment to my clearance. Those guys were not of low rank for the Commander to allow them to borrow the gear for practice in that desert. We never saw them 5 years ago:) And we never met them after saying goodbye in that desert, and we didn't see anybody else around while we were there:)

They had the best stuff, though!

51 posted on 11/27/2007 7:05:06 PM PST by BobS (I><P>)
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To: ButThreeLeftsDo

Chavez is crazy because he’s a DUmmie. Sorry, I didn’t have time to quote to make it have context.


52 posted on 11/27/2007 8:01:28 PM PST by Duke Nukum (He burns at the center of time and he sees the turn of the Universe.)
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To: Duke Nukum

Ok..


53 posted on 11/27/2007 8:03:28 PM PST by ButThreeLeftsDo (Merry Christmas!)
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To: cll

He’s got better odds choking on a ham sammich.


54 posted on 11/27/2007 8:05:44 PM PST by VRWC For Truth (RINO cleaner - the backbone restorer)
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To: ButThreeLeftsDo

He’s hallucinating, just like Ahmawhackjob in front of the UN who later babbled about his Satanic visions while addressing the world’s diplomats.


55 posted on 11/27/2007 8:06:24 PM PST by Enchante (Democrat terror-fighting motto: "BLEAT - CHEAT - RETREAT - DEFEAT")
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To: YellowRoseofTx

“Wanna bet that he’ll “win” no matter how the populate vote?”

Jimmah Carter will be sure to certify the vote as legitimate, again.


56 posted on 11/27/2007 8:08:08 PM PST by Rb ver. 2.0 (Global warming is the new Marxism.)
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To: cll

Laser sniper? I call BS! El Gordo makes such a big target, 16th Century Arquebus wouldn’t miss.


57 posted on 11/27/2007 8:08:19 PM PST by sono (Hillary's Campaign Theme Song? Donovan, "Season of The Witch")
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To: cll

Proposed plan to destabilize Chavez.

(and I do mean, destabilize)

We airdrop about 10,000 $5 laser pointers over Caracas, focusing on areas where Chavez is not popular.

That’s it. He’ll go nuts.


58 posted on 11/27/2007 8:08:22 PM PST by Cringing Negativism Network (Berlin Olympics 1936 = Beijing Olympics 2008)
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To: cll

I can’t believe that nobody’s suggested this (unless I missed it):

According to a headline on Drudge the other day polling in Venezuela indicated that he’s losing support and the referendum is not going to pass (that was when he said anyone who doesn’t vote yes is a traitor). This is an excuse to pull a Musharraf and declare a state of emergency. He can do it before the election and simply not hold the vote until he can rig it or, if he loses, he can simply fake an assassination attempt and then declare the emergency and never leave office.


59 posted on 11/27/2007 8:15:18 PM PST by Phsstpok (When you don't know where you are, but you don't care, you're not lost, you're exploring!)
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To: Joe 6-pack
Don't laze me, Bro!!

Good one, Joe.

60 posted on 11/27/2007 8:17:51 PM PST by Dinah Lord (fighting the Islamofascist Jihad - one keystroke at a time...)
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To: cll; All

Thanks for posting. GRRRRREAT FReeper comments/perspective BUMP!


61 posted on 11/27/2007 8:19:13 PM PST by PGalt
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To: cll
Two thoughts.

First, 100 or 200 meters away is not a sniper shot, that's a turkey shoot. A real sniper would be a heck of a lot further away. Helps with the post-shot escape and evasion planning.

Second, a real sniper wouldn't use a laser sight - for the very reason that it can alert the target that someone is sighting in on them. All you need is a very good scope. A laser is for point-and-shoot quickies - like in the same room or from across the street.

This guy is making it up as a ploy for sympathy.

62 posted on 11/27/2007 8:37:57 PM PST by CodeMasterPhilzar
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To: Beckwith
They would have to aim at his somewhere else to kill him, he has no heart and his brains are in his @ss.
63 posted on 11/27/2007 8:42:25 PM PST by mimaw
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To: BobS
I've heard the big 50s have confirmed kills in Afghanistan at nearly 2 miles...mountain top to mountain top... IIRC there was also a confirmed kill in Somalia (?) a few years back at over a mile - took down a mortar site...

That just never fails to impress the heck out of me. I'm a fair shot at best and have trouble hitting what I want much beyond 300 yds...sigh.

64 posted on 11/27/2007 8:46:40 PM PST by CodeMasterPhilzar
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To: cll
In the [campaign] event, he repeated that recently "a strange light traveled through my body, around here, where my heart is, and then around here", he said while pointing to his head.

That sounds eerily like something Amin-a-nut-job said a while back. What is it with these loons.

65 posted on 11/28/2007 1:44:51 PM PST by Jaded ("I have a mustard- seed; and I am not afraid to use it."- Joseph Ratzinger)
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To: cll
Hugo,

Every morning, take a deep breath

If you can, we don't want you dead.

Yet.

66 posted on 11/28/2007 1:53:59 PM PST by magslinger (cranky right-winger)
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To: ButThreeLeftsDo
Syphilis??

Could that or Genital Leprosy, who knows?
67 posted on 11/28/2007 2:12:31 PM PST by monkeycard (There is no such thing as too much ammo.)
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To: cll
"Hugo - The gift that keeps on taking talking".
68 posted on 11/28/2007 2:15:03 PM PST by norton (deep down inside you know that Fred is your second choice)
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To: cll

Speaking of Spanish speaking crises - is St Jaques still posting?


69 posted on 11/28/2007 2:17:52 PM PST by norton (deep down inside you know that Fred is your second choice)
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To: cll
Real snipers don’t need lasers.
70 posted on 11/28/2007 2:19:29 PM PST by Ditto (Global Warming: The 21st Century's Snake Oil)
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To: cll

He is hurting from the criticism of his stupid antics in the last few weeks. He needs sympathy, so he’s playing the victim. Tried and true tactic of the left.
And there’s an election and he’s afraid of losing - he might have to get a real job and work for a living.


71 posted on 11/28/2007 2:22:21 PM PST by Leftism is Mentally Deranged
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To: cll

Too bad they missed ;-)


72 posted on 11/28/2007 2:27:14 PM PST by KosmicKitty (WARNING: Hormonally crazed woman ahead!!)
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To: CodeMasterPhilzar
"I've heard the big 50s have confirmed kills in Afghanistan at nearly 2 miles."

And farther than 2 miles. It requires a spotter and a sharpshooter. The spotter runs the rangefinder, prevailing wind indicator and the laptop. The shooter relies on exactly what the spotter says how to aim. It could be 10 feet off target at an angle at that distance.

" I'm a fair shot at best and have trouble hitting what I want much beyond 300 yds...sigh."

I got a ribbon for the M-16 at 200. And neither of us can get or afford the equipment or SW if THAT was availiable. And that scope is different and boresighted to mate the .50 cal. Maybe some Special Forces guy can check in and improve on what I saw 5 years ago.

Bear hunting could be turned into a harvest.

73 posted on 11/28/2007 7:28:10 PM PST by BobS (I><P>)
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To: Beckwith

“You know it wasn’t an American sniper or he’d be dead.”

Tee-Hee. :)


74 posted on 11/28/2007 7:29:47 PM PST by Diana in Wisconsin (Save The Earth. It's The Only Planet With Chocolate.)
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To: norton

He hasn’t pinged me in a long time.


75 posted on 11/29/2007 5:04:37 AM PST by cll (Carthage must be destroyed)
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