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Chavez: "Laser sniper tried to kill me"
EFE through NoticieroDigital.com (translation) ^ | 11/27/2007

Posted on 11/27/2007 3:26:50 PM PST by cll

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Hugo - The gift that keeps on taking.

Pray for the Venezuelan people so they wake up and shut up this dangerous clown on Sunday.

1 posted on 11/27/2007 3:26:52 PM PST by cll
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To: cll

Chico! Remember, one speeding bullet can change the coarse of a mighty river. End it before he ends you!


2 posted on 11/27/2007 3:29:52 PM PST by ronnie raygun (Id rather be hunting with dick than driving with ted)
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To: cll

You know it wasn’t an American sniper or he’d be dead.


3 posted on 11/27/2007 3:31:22 PM PST by Beckwith (dhimmicrats and the liberal media have chosen sides -- Islamofascism)
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To: cll

Hugo is getting really nutty. Like Hitler, in the end.

Syphilis??


4 posted on 11/27/2007 3:31:23 PM PST by ButThreeLeftsDo (Merry Christmas!)
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To: cll

typical paranoid behavior of a tyrannical despot......


5 posted on 11/27/2007 3:31:34 PM PST by Red Badger ( We don't have science, but we do have consensus.......)
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To: cll

Bad shot.Lazer no less.


6 posted on 11/27/2007 3:32:24 PM PST by xarmydog
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To: cll
""a strange light traveled through my body, around here, where my heart is, and then around here", he said while pointing to his head."

Don't worry Hugo, that was just the Devils way of showing his approval.

He can't give out halo's.

7 posted on 11/27/2007 3:34:07 PM PST by #1CTYankee (That's right, I have no proof. So what of it??)
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To: cll
"a strange light traveled through my body, around here, where my heart is, and then around here",

Sugar pie, if as light had traveled through your heart, you would be dead.

8 posted on 11/27/2007 3:36:07 PM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes into it.)
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To: #1CTYankee

Some comments on that board say that the sniper gave up because he couldn’t locate a heart or a brain.


9 posted on 11/27/2007 3:36:28 PM PST by cll (Carthage must be destroyed)
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To: cll
Pray for the Venezuelan people so they wake up and shut up this dangerous clown on Sunday.

Wanna bet that he'll "win" no matter how the populate vote?

10 posted on 11/27/2007 3:37:25 PM PST by YellowRoseofTx
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To: cll
Don't lasze me bro!... Don't lasze me!.......Ouh!, OUH! OUH!....
11 posted on 11/27/2007 3:37:33 PM PST by tophat9000 (You need to have standards to fail and be a hypocrite, Dem's therefor are never hypocrites)
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To: cll

I think the verb “recorrió” is better translated as “crossed”. Not “went through”.

The laser crossed his body.


12 posted on 11/27/2007 3:40:37 PM PST by dadgum
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To: cll
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13 posted on 11/27/2007 3:41:20 PM PST by cripplecreek (Only one consistent conservative in this race and his name is Hunter.)
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To: cll

Another obvious sympathy ploy.

One of his supporters waved around a laser pointer while another taped it and he plays it off as an “attempted assassination.”

Real snipers don’t need those sort of gimmicks. One shot, one kill. Hugo would have been dead meat.

Not that there is anything wrong with that.


14 posted on 11/27/2007 3:42:39 PM PST by Ronin (Bushed out!!! Another tragic victim of BDS.)
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To: tophat9000
Ok... I’m calling first dibs on making "Hugo Chavez... Don't Lazse Me, Bro!” T-shirt’s
15 posted on 11/27/2007 3:43:37 PM PST by tophat9000 (You need to have standards to fail and be a hypocrite, Dem's therefor are never hypocrites)
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To: cll
"Most likely it was a sniper hiding 100 or 200 meters away in a Caracas building, who aimed a weapon equiped with telescopic sight guided by rays

The flunky with the laser pointer is enjoying his new rancho.

You can fool some of the people some of the time, but even more when you keep them ignorant.

16 posted on 11/27/2007 3:48:52 PM PST by humblegunner (My KungFu is ten times power.)
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To: cripplecreek

lol. good one.


17 posted on 11/27/2007 3:49:28 PM PST by Eddie01
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To: Eddie01

Hey! He hates these cans!


18 posted on 11/27/2007 3:50:35 PM PST by cripplecreek (Only one consistent conservative in this race and his name is Hunter.)
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To: cll
His Cuban colleague, Fidel Castro, to whom he said he showed the video when he visited Havana, "told me it was a sniper who didn't fire because he could have gotten cold feet at the precise moment".

If it was a professional sniper, he wouldn't have gotten cold feet at the "precise moment." More likely it was a kid with a laser pointer.
19 posted on 11/27/2007 3:52:09 PM PST by aruanan
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To: cripplecreek
Hey! He hates these cans!

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20 posted on 11/27/2007 3:53:14 PM PST by cripplecreek (Only one consistent conservative in this race and his name is Hunter.)
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To: aruanan

bttt


21 posted on 11/27/2007 3:53:30 PM PST by ConservativeMan55
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To: cripplecreek

Don't laze me, Bro!!

22 posted on 11/27/2007 3:54:17 PM PST by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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To: dadgum

“The laser crossed his body.”

You are correct. I was translating on the fly and laughing at the same time, without much thought.


23 posted on 11/27/2007 3:54:30 PM PST by cll (Carthage must be destroyed)
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'Laser sniper tried to kill me'

He must've been a piss-poor shot. I think most of us here could put a cap in him blindfolded.

And would try.


24 posted on 11/27/2007 3:54:49 PM PST by Viking2002 (Waterboarding the Left every chance I get.)
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To: cripplecreek
How perfect is that?

deep belly laugh on that post.

25 posted on 11/27/2007 3:55:14 PM PST by SGCOS
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To: cll
"Some comments on that board say that the sniper gave up because he couldn’t locate a heart or a brain."

Good one, all they had to do was aim of the center of his buttocks.

This isn't rocket science.

26 posted on 11/27/2007 3:55:32 PM PST by #1CTYankee (That's right, I have no proof. So what of it??)
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To: cll

A laser sniper?!! Oh NO! Its PAT ROBERTSON!!!!


27 posted on 11/27/2007 3:58:23 PM PST by Cyclops08
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To: Beckwith
You know it wasn’t an American sniper or he’d be dead.

Katie Couric, interviewing a Marine sniper: "What do you feel when you shoot a terrorist?"

Marine sniper: "A slight recoil."

Chavez is paranoid. And likely for good reason.

28 posted on 11/27/2007 3:59:11 PM PST by JCEccles
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To: cll

Hey, Hugo... Maybe they have good reason to assassinate you.


29 posted on 11/27/2007 3:59:32 PM PST by Brilliant
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To: JCEccles

Good one!


30 posted on 11/27/2007 4:00:39 PM PST by cll (Carthage must be destroyed)
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To: aruanan
If it was a professional sniper, he wouldn't have gotten cold feet at the "precise moment." More likely it was a kid with a laser pointer.

I find it even harder to imagine that a professional sniper would ever consider using a laser.

31 posted on 11/27/2007 4:00:53 PM PST by Bob
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To: Red Badger
typical paranoid behavior of a tyrannical despot......

Of course he has banned gun ownership except for the police, just like our Democrats are always trying to do. Narcissists are so in love with themselves their greatest fear is losing themselves. Guns in the hands of others scare them more than anything.

32 posted on 11/27/2007 4:01:55 PM PST by Reeses (Leftism is powered by the evil force of envy.)
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To: cll
Fast forward to his next speech:

Imagine a cheering crowd with scores of people in it carrying laser pointers...

33 posted on 11/27/2007 4:04:32 PM PST by null and void (No more Bushes/No more Clintons)
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To: cll
Image hosted by Photobucket.com listen stooopid... if you saw a light it was NOT from a scope, cause if it was, you'd be just a bad memory.
34 posted on 11/27/2007 4:22:30 PM PST by Chode (American Hedonist)
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To: Viking2002

Yeah, that big block-of-a-head would be very hard to miss.


35 posted on 11/27/2007 4:25:33 PM PST by dadgum
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To: Bob
I find it even harder to imagine that a professional sniper would ever consider using a laser.

Of course. Why tip off the pre-dead guy?
36 posted on 11/27/2007 4:29:12 PM PST by aruanan
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To: cll
Yeah right

This moron was probably hit with a 25 cent laser pointer. OOOOOOh! Very Scary!

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38 posted on 11/27/2007 4:35:00 PM PST by R_Kangel ("Please insert witty tag-line here")
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To: ButThreeLeftsDo

Re “Hugo is getting really nutty. Like Hitler, in the end.”

Gee I thought you were talking about Kucinich, Hillary, Howard Dean, Kennedy and/or Kerry.

“We will take it away from you.” - Hillary

Achtung mein uber fraulein”.

It’s getting so that you can’t tell our nuts from their nuts. The Left is like a jar of peanut butter - scrambled nuts in oil.


39 posted on 11/27/2007 4:52:51 PM PST by MadMax, the Grinning Reaper (Madmax, the Grinning Reaper)
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To: cll

somebody set up the beeber.


40 posted on 11/27/2007 4:55:00 PM PST by steveo (Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana.)
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To: Bob
I find it even harder to imagine that a professional sniper would ever consider using a laser.

Quite. Lasers are good for quick acquisition in close quarters. Not useful at distant targets because bullets don't follow long straight lines. A sniper would use a regular optical scope. And they don't get cold feet. :-)

They show that laser dot in movies all the time though, 'cuz it shows up nice on screen and makes for better drama.

41 posted on 11/27/2007 5:03:28 PM PST by Ramius (Personally, I give us... one chance in three. More tea?)
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To: xarmydog

Some days nothng goes right. Damn.


42 posted on 11/27/2007 5:21:48 PM PST by chiefqc
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I believe it is a crock.Any halfass sharpshooter could have pulled it off.Chavez is looking for sympathy.


43 posted on 11/27/2007 5:27:26 PM PST by xarmydog
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To: cll

Maybe Mahmoud Ahmanajihad was having an out-of-body experience and buzzed his pal Hugo.


44 posted on 11/27/2007 5:30:06 PM PST by Redcloak (This post certified 100% Hillary-free. um... Never mind.)
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To: ButThreeLeftsDo

DUmmie.


45 posted on 11/27/2007 5:37:13 PM PST by Duke Nukum (He burns at the center of time and he sees the turn of the Universe.)
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To: humblegunner

200 meters? Give any hunter a good enough rifle with a scope and they will make that shot, no laser needed.


46 posted on 11/27/2007 5:39:56 PM PST by LukeL
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To: Duke Nukum

Huh?


47 posted on 11/27/2007 5:46:14 PM PST by ButThreeLeftsDo (Merry Christmas!)
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To: Founding Father; milford421; DAVEY CROCKETT

Ping.


48 posted on 11/27/2007 6:02:19 PM PST by nw_arizona_granny (This is "Be an Angel Day", do something nice for someone today.)
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Dr. Evil: You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads! Now evidently my cycloptic colleague informs me that that cannot be done. Ah, would you remind me what I pay you people for, honestly? Throw me a bone here! What do we have?
Number Two: Sea Bass.
Dr. Evil: [pause] Right.
Number Two: They're mutated sea bass.
Dr. Evil: Are they ill tempered?
Number Two: Absolutely.
Dr. Evil: Oh well, that's a start.

49 posted on 11/27/2007 6:08:10 PM PST by dfwgator (RIP Dr. Cade)
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To: cll

Chavez is too valuable as a counter example for anyone to think about shooting him...


50 posted on 11/27/2007 6:09:48 PM PST by chilepepper (The map is not the territory -- Alfred Korzybski)
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