Pray for the Venezuelan people so they wake up and shut up this dangerous clown on Sunday.
Maybe Mahmoud Ahmanajihad was having an out-of-body experience and buzzed his pal Hugo.
Dr. Evil: You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads! Now evidently my cycloptic colleague informs me that that cannot be done. Ah, would you remind me what I pay you people for, honestly? Throw me a bone here! What do we have?
Number Two: Sea Bass.
Dr. Evil: [pause] Right.
Number Two: They're mutated sea bass.
Dr. Evil: Are they ill tempered?
Number Two: Absolutely.
Dr. Evil: Oh well, that's a start.
Chavez is too valuable as a counter example for anyone to think about shooting him...
He’s got better odds choking on a ham sammich.
Laser sniper? I call BS! El Gordo makes such a big target, 16th Century Arquebus wouldn’t miss.
Proposed plan to destabilize Chavez.
(and I do mean, destabilize)
We airdrop about 10,000 $5 laser pointers over Caracas, focusing on areas where Chavez is not popular.
That’s it. He’ll go nuts.
I can’t believe that nobody’s suggested this (unless I missed it):
According to a headline on Drudge the other day polling in Venezuela indicated that he’s losing support and the referendum is not going to pass (that was when he said anyone who doesn’t vote yes is a traitor). This is an excuse to pull a Musharraf and declare a state of emergency. He can do it before the election and simply not hold the vote until he can rig it or, if he loses, he can simply fake an assassination attempt and then declare the emergency and never leave office.
Thanks for posting. GRRRRREAT FReeper comments/perspective BUMP!
First, 100 or 200 meters away is not a sniper shot, that's a turkey shoot. A real sniper would be a heck of a lot further away. Helps with the post-shot escape and evasion planning.
Second, a real sniper wouldn't use a laser sight - for the very reason that it can alert the target that someone is sighting in on them. All you need is a very good scope. A laser is for point-and-shoot quickies - like in the same room or from across the street.
This guy is making it up as a ploy for sympathy.
That sounds eerily like something Amin-a-nut-job said a while back. What is it with these loons.
Every morning, take a deep breath
If you can, we don't want you dead.
Speaking of Spanish speaking crises - is St Jaques still posting?
He is hurting from the criticism of his stupid antics in the last few weeks. He needs sympathy, so he’s playing the victim. Tried and true tactic of the left.
And there’s an election and he’s afraid of losing - he might have to get a real job and work for a living.
Too bad they missed ;-)