Everything is Caused by Global Warming (600+ links)

American Thinker Blog ^ | 11/29/07 | Christopher Alleva

[DouglasKC]

Stupidity... I didn’t see that on the list. People are stupid, is global warming the culprit?

Well sure. As the earth gets warmer peoples blood heats up. This causes our brains to heat up and not work efficiently. Thus we get stupid.

[socialismisinsidious]

Hey, whatever it takes! The ends always justifies the means to feel good liberals.

[A CA Guy]

Wow, that was lots of work for you.

Rush Limbaugh read all these off the other day.

[DouglasKC]

Wow, that was lots of work for you. Rush Limbaugh read all these off the other day.

Not for me, I just cut and pasted....:-)

[Paulus Invictus]

NO! Killing yourself will cause GW! Leaking methane and noxious chemicals from your decomposing body will eventually reach the atmosphere! Don’t kill yourself unless you expect use a crematorium, but that adds CO & CO2, so there’s no way you won’t contribute to GW. Suggestion: Stay alive and don’t breath out too much CO2.

[C210N]

As a beekeeper, I’d like to add
Colony Collapse Disorder.

[BerryDingle]

“mammoth dung melt”-—there goes the world. I sure got a good laugh out of this when Rush read it off.

[JoanneSD]

You are not alone... at least we could build bomb shelters to save our selves....global warming... there is no hope..

[Doomonyou]

Bump to thoroughly read every link later.

[DouglasKC]

Don’t forget to read how global warming makes leaves more colorful and less colorful.

[Arrowhead1952]

Rush Limbaugh read all these off the other day.

I got so tired of him reading that list, I almost switched to another station. That has to be the most ridiculous list ever.

[Doomonyou]

Don’t forget to read how global warming makes leaves more colorful and less colorful.

And I'll be firmly for and against both sides.

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[armymarinemom]

My husband just called. He slid off the road and is stuck in a ditch due to global warming.

[reagan_fanatic]

I had an ingrown toenail last week.

Yep, you guessed it - Global Warming.

[fromscratchmom]

I’ve got to say thank-you for posting this! I heard a part of Rush reading the list and I sort of mentally told myself to look it up later, but forgot by the time I got home. Now I’ve got your post bookmarked on my newly downloaded firefox! ;)

[visualops]

You’ll notice recently the “scientists” are warning that we must “act fast” to combat global warming. Act fast before everybody discovers the scam and stops throwing money at it.

[DouglasKC]

I’ve got to say thank-you for posting this! I heard a part of Rush reading the list and I sort of mentally told myself to look it up later, but forgot by the time I got home. Now I’ve got your post bookmarked on my newly downloaded firefox! ;)

You're welcome. I didn't know he had read it off...I just ran across it while following some global warming links.

[petercooper]

bttt

[musicman]

Here's two cartoons that really made me laugh: