Skip to comments.Clinton Doesn't Want a One-Night Stand (Mega Barf Alert)
Posted on 12/03/2007 4:10:00 PM PST by JRochelle
Sen. Hillary Clinton, speaking in Bettendorf, Iowa, trying to convince a crowd to caucus for her, explained that she wants to be with them so that she can win Iowa in November 2008.
"I want a long term relationship," she said. "I don't want to just have a one night stand with all of you."
Clinton is trying to earn support of Iowans by launching a new theme today -- "Take your Buddy to Caucus." This is a new strategy from Clinton, who has said that most of her supporters have never been to a caucus before. The campaign has showed their video expressing how easy it is to caucus with a little humor - including an image of Bill Clinton running on a treadmill, thinking about a hamburger and saying "exercise is hard." The video concludes "caucusing is easy." (Video can be seen here: http://www.hillaryclinton.com/video/69.aspx)
The latest Des Moines Register poll shows Clinton coming in behind Senator Obama among likely caucus-goers. Clinton is now at 25 percent, down from 29 percent, and Obama is the choice of 28 percent of likely Democratic Party caucus-goers, up from 22 percent.
"I know that this is a close race here in Iowa," Clinton said earlier today, but her campaign is committed to organize and even shovel Iowans' sidewalks in order to help them get to the caucuses.
"Let's have a raucous caucus," Clinton said to voters in Cedar Rapids, Iowa, earlier today. "It reminds me of that book 'Where the Wild Things Are,' that book I used to read to Chelsea all the time. Let the wild rumpus begin."
“Hillary, you ignorant slut.”
No point in discussing the article, you nailed it!
She did not really say this, did she? Who in the world is writing her stuff?
You got to be kidding me. Sounds like a bad SNL skit (but has tagline potential).
This is a barfer!
“”I don’t want to just have a one night stand with all of you.”
I don’t believe it — of course, that’s what he wants.
Oh ... that Clinton. Sorry. My mistake.
Hillary is a two-bagger.
One bag for her face.
the second bag to carry your gun to shoot yourself for even considering two bagging her.
“Who in the world is writing her stuff?”
She is so cheesy, vulgar, and low rent. But we knew that already.
Her husband, however, said a one night stand would be fine for him.
It’s OK. She had mumps.
( True anti-clintons will get the reference)
I am very anti-Clinton and I don’t get it.
The "one night stand" bit....Does she listen to herself. Bet Bubba was laughing like crazy at that gaffe.(Bubba's revenge??)
Let the wild rumpus begin.......Oh ewwwwwww I can not even imagine Hillary saying that. Next will it be... Take a walk on the wild side with me??? lmao
I believe she's telling the truth. She doesn't mean to merely seduce and abandon us; she intends to have her way with us, repeatedly, and for her own pleasure.
Seduce? That tends to imply consent.
Was she cackling?
Bubba used to bed women with the line that because he had mumps, he was sterile, so no worries about having a mini-Bubba in nine months.
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