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Clinton on Skis: 'I Would Just Go Straight Down'
ABC News Blog ^ | December 6, 200y | Eloise Harper

Posted on 12/07/2007 10:49:52 AM PST by keepitreal

Sen. Hillary Clinton, speaking at a ski lodge in New Hampshire, told voters she learned how to ski in the Granite State.

"I would just get to the top and I would just go straight down. I never took a lesson. I thought I was a great skier because I was just rolling down that hill,"

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Great analogy for her entire belief that she should be President.
1 posted on 12/07/2007 10:49:54 AM PST by keepitreal
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To: keepitreal

There’s an easy joke in there about veering off to the left.


2 posted on 12/07/2007 10:51:07 AM PST by Hazwaste (Now with added lemony freshness!)
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To: keepitreal
Clinton on Skis: 'I Would Just Go Straight Down'

Bill Clinton - "Sorry, I interpreted the question differently..."

3 posted on 12/07/2007 10:51:31 AM PST by 2banana (My common ground with terrorists - they want to die for islam and we want to kill them)
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To: keepitreal

Down-Hill Racer.


4 posted on 12/07/2007 10:51:41 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (Her Thighness.)
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To: keepitreal

cough, cough


5 posted on 12/07/2007 10:52:11 AM PST by mtbopfuyn (I think the border is kind of an artificial barrier - San Antonio councilwoman Patti Radle)
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To: keepitreal

Clinton on Skis: ‘Sir Edmund Hillary taught me to Ski’


6 posted on 12/07/2007 10:52:37 AM PST by Zuben Elgenubi
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To: keepitreal

On which female aide? ;-)


7 posted on 12/07/2007 10:53:02 AM PST by wazoo1031
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To: keepitreal

She is at her most unconvincing when she pretends to be human.


8 posted on 12/07/2007 10:53:18 AM PST by Arkancide
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To: keepitreal

Some jokes just write themselves...


9 posted on 12/07/2007 10:53:34 AM PST by rhombus
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To: Hazwaste

There’s an easy joke about how she attracted Bill’s attention way back when..


10 posted on 12/07/2007 10:53:58 AM PST by Farmer Dean (168 grains of instant conflict resolution)
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To: keepitreal

Sote voice staffer....
“Ahmmm, Mrs Clinton mam....the question was about snow boarding, not snow butting.”


11 posted on 12/07/2007 10:54:15 AM PST by bert (K.E. N.P. +12 . Moveon is not us...... Moveon is the enemy)
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To: rhombus

Vodka Ski Football with the Kennedys?


12 posted on 12/07/2007 10:54:24 AM PST by massgopguy (I owe everything to George Bailey)
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To: rhombus

Vodka Ski Football with the Kennedys?


13 posted on 12/07/2007 10:54:40 AM PST by massgopguy (I owe everything to George Bailey)
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To: keepitreal
'I Would Just Go Straight Down'

Isn't that Monica's line?

14 posted on 12/07/2007 10:55:18 AM PST by dfwgator
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To: keepitreal

15 posted on 12/07/2007 10:55:30 AM PST by Diogenesis (Igitur qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum)
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To: keepitreal
Can you see that lardass going "straight down" a ski slope, reaching speeds of 100+mph and the edges of the ski's glowing a bright red, looking like a bulbuous rocket sled out of a Wil-E-Coyote/Road-Runner cartoon?

LOL

16 posted on 12/07/2007 10:56:20 AM PST by traditional1 (Thompson/Hunter '08)
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To: keepitreal

Movie quote about skiing: “Go that way, really fast! When something gets in the way, TURN!”


17 posted on 12/07/2007 10:56:25 AM PST by Domandred (Eagles soar, but unfortunately weasels never get sucked into jet engines)
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To: keepitreal
I would just get to the top and I would just go straight down. I never took a lesson.

That would just about sum up a 3rd Clinton Presidency.

18 posted on 12/07/2007 10:56:27 AM PST by COBOL2Java (The Democrat Party: radical Islam's last hope)
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To: keepitreal
I would just get to the top and I would just go straight down.

That just produced a really bad mental image. Yeesh!

19 posted on 12/07/2007 10:56:54 AM PST by SIDENET (Hubba Hubba...)
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To: keepitreal

Go do it and hopefully you will wind up with one ski on each side of a tree.

DOA!


20 posted on 12/07/2007 10:57:22 AM PST by dalereed
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To: Domandred
Better Off Dead.

Obviously watched it way too many times.
21 posted on 12/07/2007 10:57:31 AM PST by socialismisinsidious ( The socialist income tax system turns US citizens into beggars or quitters!)
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To: keepitreal
She's no Jean-Fraud Kerry.


22 posted on 12/07/2007 10:58:09 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (JF'nK.)
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To: socialismisinsidious

that reminds me - Gimme my $2


23 posted on 12/07/2007 10:58:23 AM PST by Hegewisch Dupa
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To: keepitreal

“Evacuate the mountain, we have an upcoming avalanche in 10 minutes.”


24 posted on 12/07/2007 10:58:25 AM PST by wastedyears (One Marine vs. 550 consultants. Sounds like good odds to me.)
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To: keepitreal

25 posted on 12/07/2007 10:58:28 AM PST by Old Professer (The critic writes with rapier pen, dips it twice, and writes again.)
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To: keepitreal
Rolling down the hill? Ah, Hillary, that would mean you fell. Pretty hard to roll with skis on. Yeah, and she probably will tell us she used a pommel lift too.
26 posted on 12/07/2007 10:58:56 AM PST by NonValueAdded (Fred Dalton Thompson for President)
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To: Hegewisch Dupa

Sorry your mother blew up Ricky.


27 posted on 12/07/2007 10:59:33 AM PST by socialismisinsidious ( The socialist income tax system turns US citizens into beggars or quitters!)
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To: keepitreal
"I would just get to the top and I would just go straight down. "

Is she saying she would go down, as in speed down the slope with grace and dignity all the way to the bottom, or go down, as to fall on her ass?

28 posted on 12/07/2007 10:59:36 AM PST by HIDEK6
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To: dfwgator
'I Would Just Go Straight Down'
"I'll vouch for that!"

29 posted on 12/07/2007 11:00:25 AM PST by Bratch (“The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.”)
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To: keepitreal
"I would just get to the top and I would just go straight down."

In other words, she'd fall right off a cliff.....

30 posted on 12/07/2007 11:00:54 AM PST by NRA1995 (Mr. President and Congress: This is OUR country and don't you forget it!)
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To: keepitreal
"Clinton on Skis: 'I Would Just Go Straight Down'"

Good practice for her trip to hell in the afterlife.

31 posted on 12/07/2007 11:01:05 AM PST by xtinct (I was the next door neighbor kid's imaginary friend.)
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To: keepitreal
They are trying to humanize BJ Clinton’s baggage.
32 posted on 12/07/2007 11:01:06 AM PST by HuntsvilleTxVeteran (Rudy,Romney,McCain, Huckabee will send a self-abused stomped elephant to the DRNC.)
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To: massgopguy

Ouch and double ouch!


33 posted on 12/07/2007 11:01:09 AM PST by rhombus
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To: Old Professer

BTW, the proper term among skiers for this kind of sight is "YARD SALE!"

34 posted on 12/07/2007 11:01:58 AM PST by Atlas Sneezed ("We do have tough gun laws in Massachusetts; I support them, I won't chip away at them" -Mitt Romney)
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To: keepitreal

There’s also a Sonny Bono joke in here somewhere too.


35 posted on 12/07/2007 11:02:47 AM PST by NotJustAnotherPrettyFace
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To: keepitreal
She water skis too ...


36 posted on 12/07/2007 11:03:08 AM PST by tx_eggman ("Believing without loving turns the best of creeds into a weapon of oppression" Eugene Peterson)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Putz technique from a putz skier. The legs shouldn't be glued together like that, unless you're navigating moguls.

37 posted on 12/07/2007 11:05:27 AM PST by Yossarian (Everyday, somewhere on the globe, somebody is pushing the frontier of stupidity...)
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To: keepitreal

More mindless blathering from the mighty wretched one. This is what comes out of her when she goes off the script,complete and utter nonsense. She really is less than human, even when she tries hard.

I’d pity such a louse, if I wasn’t fully aware of just how “Obsessed with Having Power” she and her Team of Manipulators truly are.


38 posted on 12/07/2007 11:05:40 AM PST by Pagey (Horrible Hillary Clinton is Bad For America, Bad For Business and Bad For MY Stomach!)
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To: rhombus
Hillary stretches before a big day skiing or is she doing tae kwon do or something?
39 posted on 12/07/2007 11:06:05 AM PST by Holicheese (1-21-09 Hillary starts to destroy America!)
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To: keepitreal
'I Would Just Go Straight Down'

I doubt it. Otherwise, Bill may not have been so interested in Monica.

40 posted on 12/07/2007 11:06:24 AM PST by San Jacinto
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To: Zuben Elgenubi

41 posted on 12/07/2007 11:06:24 AM PST by Tijeras_Slim
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To: keepitreal

42 posted on 12/07/2007 11:06:47 AM PST by Zuben Elgenubi
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To: keepitreal
Sen. Hillary Clinton, speaking at a ski lodge in New Hampshire, told voters she learned how to ski in the Granite State.

Man the BS Lifeboats! Hillary is pandering again.

If Idaho had a primary she would get an Afro.

What a pathetic liar.

43 posted on 12/07/2007 11:06:59 AM PST by N. Theknow (Kennedys: Can't drive, can't fly, can't ski, can't skipper a boat; but they know what's best for us)
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To: Tijeras_Slim

44 posted on 12/07/2007 11:09:03 AM PST by Zuben Elgenubi
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To: keepitreal

You ought to see her drop to her knees on some carpet...


45 posted on 12/07/2007 11:10:37 AM PST by weegee (If Bill Clinton can sit in on Hillary's Cabinet Meetings then GWBush should ask to get to sit in too)
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To: weegee
"Huma, I need that carpet NOW!"


46 posted on 12/07/2007 11:11:29 AM PST by Zuben Elgenubi
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To: keepitreal

“and...and...I never took a lesson either.”

(pat on head) “Well, you sure were a brave little girl, weren’t you? Now go over there and finish building your socialist state like a good little commie”


47 posted on 12/07/2007 11:12:02 AM PST by RetSignman (DEMSM: "If you tell a big enough lie, frequently enough, it becomes the truth")
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To: Holicheese

Our Hill, such a jock.

48 posted on 12/07/2007 11:13:16 AM PST by keepitreal
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To: Charles Henrickson

That pic just kills me ... looks like great carved turn, until you notice that there's no snow flying from those skis.

He was at Sun Valley, IIRC, and the snow would have been packed powder, and there'd have to be something spraying up.

F'n must have been oozing down the bunny hill for that shot....

49 posted on 12/07/2007 11:14:43 AM PST by r9etb
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To: keepitreal; Allegra

Her nickname in college was “Kneepad Nancy”...


50 posted on 12/07/2007 11:14:58 AM PST by wazoo1031
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