Clinton on Skis: 'I Would Just Go Straight Down'

ABC News Blog ^ | December 6, 200y | Eloise Harper

[keepitreal]

Great analogy for her entire belief that she should be President.

[Hazwaste]

There’s an easy joke in there about veering off to the left.

[2banana]

Clinton on Skis: 'I Would Just Go Straight Down'

Bill Clinton - "Sorry, I interpreted the question differently..."

[Charles Henrickson]

Down-Hill Racer.

[mtbopfuyn]

cough, cough

[Zuben Elgenubi]

Clinton on Skis: ‘Sir Edmund Hillary taught me to Ski’

[wazoo1031]

On which female aide? ;-)

[Arkancide]

She is at her most unconvincing when she pretends to be human.

[rhombus]

Some jokes just write themselves...

[Farmer Dean]

There’s an easy joke about how she attracted Bill’s attention way back when..

[bert]

Sote voice staffer....
“Ahmmm, Mrs Clinton mam....the question was about snow boarding, not snow butting.”

[massgopguy]

Vodka Ski Football with the Kennedys?

[massgopguy]

Vodka Ski Football with the Kennedys?

[dfwgator]

'I Would Just Go Straight Down'

Isn't that Monica's line?

[Diogenesis]

[traditional1]

Can you see that lardass going "straight down" a ski slope, reaching speeds of 100+mph and the edges of the ski's glowing a bright red, looking like a bulbuous rocket sled out of a Wil-E-Coyote/Road-Runner cartoon?

LOL

[Domandred]

Movie quote about skiing: “Go that way, really fast! When something gets in the way, TURN!”

[COBOL2Java]

I would just get to the top and I would just go straight down. I never took a lesson.

That would just about sum up a 3rd Clinton Presidency.

[SIDENET]

I would just get to the top and I would just go straight down.

That just produced a really bad mental image. Yeesh!

[dalereed]

Go do it and hopefully you will wind up with one ski on each side of a tree.

DOA!

[socialismisinsidious]

Better Off Dead.

Obviously watched it way too many times.

[Charles Henrickson]

She's no Jean-Fraud Kerry.

[Hegewisch Dupa]

that reminds me - Gimme my $2

[wastedyears]

“Evacuate the mountain, we have an upcoming avalanche in 10 minutes.”

[Old Professer]

[NonValueAdded]

Rolling down the hill? Ah, Hillary, that would mean you fell. Pretty hard to roll with skis on. Yeah, and she probably will tell us she used a pommel lift too.

[socialismisinsidious]

Sorry your mother blew up Ricky.

[HIDEK6]

"I would just get to the top and I would just go straight down. "

Is she saying she would go down, as in speed down the slope with grace and dignity all the way to the bottom, or go down, as to fall on her ass?

[Bratch]

'I Would Just Go Straight Down'

"I'll vouch for that!"

[NRA1995]

"I would just get to the top and I would just go straight down."

In other words, she'd fall right off a cliff.....

[xtinct]

"Clinton on Skis: 'I Would Just Go Straight Down'"

Good practice for her trip to hell in the afterlife.

[HuntsvilleTxVeteran]

They are trying to humanize BJ Clinton’s baggage.

[rhombus]

Ouch and double ouch!

[Atlas Sneezed]

BTW, the proper term among skiers for this kind of sight is "YARD SALE!"

[NotJustAnotherPrettyFace]

There’s also a Sonny Bono joke in here somewhere too.

[tx_eggman]

She water skis too ...

[Yossarian]

Putz technique from a putz skier. The legs shouldn't be glued together like that, unless you're navigating moguls.

[Pagey]

More mindless blathering from the mighty wretched one. This is what comes out of her when she goes off the script,complete and utter nonsense. She really is less than human, even when she tries hard.

I’d pity such a louse, if I wasn’t fully aware of just how “Obsessed with Having Power” she and her Team of Manipulators truly are.

[Holicheese]

Hillary stretches before a big day skiing or is she doing tae kwon do or something?

[San Jacinto]

'I Would Just Go Straight Down'

I doubt it. Otherwise, Bill may not have been so interested in Monica.

[Tijeras_Slim]

[Zuben Elgenubi]

[N. Theknow]

Sen. Hillary Clinton, speaking at a ski lodge in New Hampshire, told voters she learned how to ski in the Granite State.

Man the BS Lifeboats! Hillary is pandering again.

If Idaho had a primary she would get an Afro.

What a pathetic liar.

[Zuben Elgenubi]

[weegee]

You ought to see her drop to her knees on some carpet...

[Zuben Elgenubi]

"Huma, I need that carpet NOW!"

[RetSignman]

“and...and...I never took a lesson either.”

(pat on head) “Well, you sure were a brave little girl, weren’t you? Now go over there and finish building your socialist state like a good little commie”

[keepitreal]

Our Hill, such a jock.

[r9etb]

That pic just kills me ... looks like great carved turn, until you notice that there's no snow flying from those skis.

He was at Sun Valley, IIRC, and the snow would have been packed powder, and there'd have to be something spraying up.

F'n must have been oozing down the bunny hill for that shot....

[wazoo1031]

Her nickname in college was “Kneepad Nancy”...