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Hugo Chavez Invents New Half-Hour Time Zone
The Telegraph (UK) ^ | 12-9-2007 | Jeremy McDermott

Posted on 12/09/2007 9:14:19 AM PST by blam

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To: xc1427

the sooner the better. He’ll probably exhile to Teheran


81 posted on 12/10/2007 7:28:09 AM PST by purpleraine
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To: AmericanDave

I began my post with a statement that I’ve thought for a long time that we should move our time by :30 minutes and forget about DST, decided against posting it since that would put me in line with little Slugg! ;)


82 posted on 12/10/2007 6:53:32 PM PST by theymakemesick (End welfare and the crops will be picked)
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To: Diogenesis

Well, at least he will be syncronized with India and Afghanistan.


83 posted on 12/10/2007 6:55:08 PM PST by AmericanInTokyo (DUNCAN HUNTER: SOLID! On; Illegals, N. Korea, Iran. Iraq, Economy, WOT, China, Business)
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To: blam

From this day on, the official language of Venezuela will be Swedish. [Crowd begins to murmur] Silence!

In addition to that, all citizens will be required to change their underwear every half-hour. Underwear will be worn on the outside so we can check.

Furthermore, all children under 16 years old are now… 16 years old

84 posted on 12/10/2007 7:04:13 PM PST by Rome2000 (Peace is not an option)
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To: purpleraine

If this is the case, would it take him a half an hour more or less (because of the half hour time zone)?


85 posted on 12/11/2007 12:37:41 AM PST by xc1427 (It's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees...Midnight Oil (Power and the Passion))
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To: blam

Good thing I searched for this. I just saw this on TV.


86 posted on 12/19/2007 9:00:34 AM PST by wastedyears ("I prefer dangerous freedom over peaceful slavery." - Thomas Jefferson)
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To: Eric in the Ozarks
Not only that, bar time in Nicaragua has been totally screwed up.

Yeh, happy hour offically becomes happy half-hour.

87 posted on 12/19/2007 9:05:49 AM PST by Godzilla (Jesus - the REASON for the SEASON)
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To: blam

Next, Hugo plans to implement the 'Decibet.'

88 posted on 12/19/2007 9:11:03 AM PST by dfwgator (11+7+15=3 Heismans)
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