Skip to comments.Hugo Chavez Invents New Half-Hour Time Zone
Posted on 12/09/2007 9:14:19 AM PST by blam
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the sooner the better. He’ll probably exhile to Teheran
I began my post with a statement that I’ve thought for a long time that we should move our time by :30 minutes and forget about DST, decided against posting it since that would put me in line with little Slugg! ;)
Well, at least he will be syncronized with India and Afghanistan.
From this day on, the official language of Venezuela will be Swedish. [Crowd begins to murmur] Silence!
In addition to that, all citizens will be required to change their underwear every half-hour. Underwear will be worn on the outside so we can check.
Furthermore, all children under 16 years old are now
16 years old
If this is the case, would it take him a half an hour more or less (because of the half hour time zone)?
Good thing I searched for this. I just saw this on TV.
Yeh, happy hour offically becomes happy half-hour.
Next, Hugo plans to implement the 'Decibet.'
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