Rachel Corrie play in Montreal

CBC News ^

[Astronaut]

Follow the link to read about a play making a hero out of Rachel Corrie that is running in Montreal. Corrie was a nitwit, indoctrinated by Israel-hating leftists at Evergreen State College who got flattened by an Israeli military bulldozer. Good riddance to her! Anyone dumb enough not to move out of the way of a slow moving bulldozer shouldn't be using up valuable oxygen. Does the play have a bulldozer come on stage, like the helicopter in Miss Saigon? Because watching a re-enactment of the flattening of the unlamented Rachel Corrie might be worth the price of a ticket.

[wbill]

IBPP

(In before the Pancake Pictures)

[Red Badger]

I wanna drive the Caterpillar!..........

[JennysCool]

I hear it comes across a little flat.

[VA_Gentleman]

LOL! That wins for line of the day!

[gridlock]

So after Rachel Corrie stopped breathing, who got the Carbon Credit?

[Red Badger]

Weapon of Miss' destruction..............

[BenLurkin]

[West Coast Conservative]

[weegee]

I-HOPe U Njoy This Thread.

[wbill]

...Crowds have been thin at the new “Rachel Corrie” play. Likely due to crushing reviews by critics....

[dfwgator]

I hear the lines of people waiting to buy tickets was rather thin.

[domenad]

Is it wrong to applaud when the dozer goes for broke? How about making a whoopie cushion go off when she gets flattened?

[Tijeras_Slim]

The music for the play was written by Rage Against the Machine.

[weegee]

Is it audience partici-pation like Rocky Horror? Do people throw pancakes at the end?

[Lee'sGhost]

Is it a musical?

Think Oklahoma here.

Oh what a beautiful mourning,
Oh what a beautiful splay,
I’m flatter than a pancake,
And I really like being this way . . . .

[Perdogg]

hmmmmmmm Pannnn-caaaaakes!

[Pistolshot]

Rachel Corrie

STARRING IN

"CRUSHED!"

When you argue with a bulldozer, you lose big.

[Badeye]

I hear at intermission they play a tone....beep, beep, beep...at which point everybody is supposed to back up to the lobby.....

[BenLurkin]

Too syrupy.

[PBRSTREETGANG]

The reviews said that it starts out pretty good...but in the end the actess playing Rachel Corrie lacks depth.

[Tijeras_Slim]

COrrie ping.... these are always fun.

[domenad]

The lead actress is exhausted from overwork. Everyone is saying she looks a little run down.

Hello? is this thing on?

[Diogenesis]

The late Rachel Corrie teaching young children how to burn American flags.

[digger48]

[Petronski]

Horrible!

Also hilarious.

[Red Badger]

The walls are alive,
With the sound of DIESELS.........as Julie Andrews twirls across the stage.....

[wbill]

For anyone that bothers to read the article....

If you come see the play, it introduces humour among other things

"Oh those wacky protesters! Crazy American kids go halfway around the world to hang out with terrorists and protest Isrealis! Hilarity ensues when they hide behind working bulldozers! Will the zaniness EVER end?" /s

[exile]

Brought to you by Aunt Jemima

[dfwgator]

I guess Ford Prefect didn’t arrive in time to save Rachel.

[Responsibility2nd]

One of the greatest threads ever....

The Rachel Corrie Pancake Breakfast

Great, in that these morons were "flat-out" serious in hosting a pancake breakfast in her memory.....

[Migraine]

The Bulldozing of Rachel Corrie

There are strange things done in the blazing sun
By tools who toil for causes.
The desert sands have their Arab bands
Who have seen less wins than losses.
The Mid-East blights have seen queer sights;
But the queerest of all, the most gory
Was that day on the tip of the Gaza Strip
I bulldozed Rachel Corrie.

Rachel Corrie came from Isle of Maury,
Where the liberal breeds and grows.
Why she left her gang out west to hang
With the rags, God only knows.
She was never told that the lands of old
Had a Hebrew tale to tell;
And she’d often say in her churlish way,
“Those Jews should burn in Hell!”

On March 16 our ragtime queen
Made herself a human shield.
It was 5 PM and the light was dim
When in her horn she squealed.
“Now stop right there while I prepare
For a sit-in, brave and burly.”
But she was not seen and our ragtime queen
Was a sandy, gritty girlie.

There are strange things done in the blazing sun
By tools who toil for causes.
The desert sands have their Arab bands
Who have seen less wins than losses.
The Mid-East blights have seen queer sights;
But the queerest of all, the most gory
Was that day on the tip of the Gaza Strip
I bulldozed Rachel Corrie.

[GOP_Party_Animal]

How about making a whoopie cushion go off when she gets flattened?

Hilariously cruel!

[cmsgop]

Good One

[dead]

Find Rachel in the crowd:

[PBRSTREETGANG]

[Rummyfan]

I read the reviews that said the performances fell flat.

[wbill]

Need that Voice Over announcer to lend some gravitas...."One Woman. One Bulldozer. Only one will survive. (insert actress' name here) IS Rachel Corrie in "Flattened by Caterpillar; the Rachel Corrie Story".

In an ironic twist, sponsored by Waffle House.

[lesser_satan]

[Rummyfan]

ROTFLMAO!!!!

[SIDENET]

How about making a whoopie cushion go off when she gets flattened?

Just imagining that made me laugh.

[Holicheese]

Kind of like the scene in Austin Powers when the security guard gets run over by the steam roller.

This woman was a piece of crap. She put herself in harms way and paid the price. She knew what she was getting herself into.
I wonder if they will make a play about an Israeli family getting blown up by rockets being fired out of Syria?

[Lee'sGhost]

Flat tops on Couries and flattened out mittens,
Bright metal dozers with blades made for hittin,
Brown paper bags for scooping up brains,
These are a few of my favorite thangs.

[Red Badger]

The Hills Have Eyes and noses, and heads and feet and legs, etc.........

[massgopguy]

Those kids are laughing their asses off at her.

[CholeraJoe]

I like the last photo in that series where you can clearly see the tread prints leading up to her and on her clothing.

[Holicheese]

“Crowds have been thin at the new “Rachel Corrie” play. Likely due to crushing reviews by critics....” or because of the George Bush Mind Control Machines.

[PBRSTREETGANG]

[domenad]

That guy’s name is Dan LaFontaine. He’s the guy who basically invented the movie trailer.

[Responsibility2nd]