George W. Bush plans to cancel the 2008 election

my email | 12-7-2007 | Lucy Malone

[michwm]

Hello!

My name is Lucy Malone and I am from Alpine, TX.

It is my patriotic duty to let you know that there is a secret organization in the United States, which has a hard evidence that George W. Bush and his administration ARE GUILTY of many crimes including terrorist attack on September 11, 2001.

Also they inform that BUSH and his administration plan to cancel the presidential election in 2008!

They will be able to stop George W. Bush, 'cause they have 1543 documents, 402 secret tapes and 135 witnesses, which prove that George W. Bush has betrayed us and lied to us!IF YOU ARE AN AMERICAN, IF YOU ARE SICK AND TIRED OF BUSH LIES AND IF YOU WANT GEORGE BUSH AND HIS ADMINISTRATION TO BE STOPPED ASAP, then you MUST KNOW the horrible truth about the White House Mafia:

http://211.172.232.126/index.html

P.S. If you want to stop the Bush regime, let others know about this organization. UNITED, We will obtain justice!

---- With best regards, Lucy Malone!

[michwm]

I got this in my email. BUT here is the address that was in the "FROM" line:

Heather Lassiter "teryland777@qbrebuilders.com"

Anyone else get this email??

WAY TOO FUNNY!! LMAO

[wjcsux]

IB4TZ! The very first one!

[Archangel86]

IBTZ?

[gridlock]

Shhhhhh! It’s supposed to be a SECRET!!!

[domenad]

I find it amusing that once the election has come and gone you won’t hear a word from these people. Once my economics professor told me that in economics, it’s always best to prophesy doom and gloom. That way, if you’re right, you’re right. If you’re wrong, you can say how lucky everyone is that they listened to you. Are the anti-Bush nuts any different? I think not.

[CindyDawg]

If he will get the fence built first, I’m ok with him staying .

[PeteB570]

Sad to say but about 30% of the people who get the e-mail will believe it.

[Charles Henrickson]

‘Splain it to me again, Lucy. . . .

[Mr. Jeeves]

Well, it sounds a lot like Free Republic talking about the Clintons in 1999. ;)

[neodad]

Probably believed the fliers to vote on Monday instead of Tuesday, too.

[acapesket]

This BDS patient needs to be in intensive care, She’s “Critical”!!

[keat]

IBTZ

[WakeUpAndVote]

[wjcsux]

Sorry. I didn’t finish reading your post. HOLD FIRE!

[West Coast Conservative]

SOUND SERIES!

[cajungirl]

LOose lips sink ships and upset ditzes.

[mnehring]

LOL, I get junk like this in my email all the time..

[rhombus]

You told! Now what is the secret organization going to do? Cancel Christmas too?

[donnab]

Lucy is a little loosey

[mnehring]

The newest Ron Paul email spam?

[IronJack]

they have 1543 documents, 402 secret tapes, ... 135 witnesses

Fiiiiiive goooooooold rings .... four calling birds, three French hens ...

[Darksheare]

They found me out, I shall have to crush them now.

[Reagan79]

Awesome! If he cancels the election we will have a great Supreme Court stacked with many more Sam Alito’s.

[Jeff Head]

Too late, Clinton already did. But it was so secret...nobody knew.

I mean, they PROMISED he was going to and I believed him...er, them. [/sarcasm]

[Revolting cat!]

WOO, HOO! Let’s celebrate! Fantaboulous if true, who needs erections?!

[newheart]

"They will be able to stop George W. Bush, 'cause they have 1543 documents, 402 secret tapes and 135 witnesses, which prove that George W. Bush has betrayed us and lied to us!"

And that's just the stuff that came out of Sandy Burglar's pants. So what, I bet there are twice that many documents, tapes and witness reports in Keith Olberman's sock drawer.

This IS funny.

[keat]

Posting so close to your anniversary date made me think you were a troll. I don’t always look at the year!

[Ronin]

IBTZ? Or maybe let him rant a bit. A good weirdo can add spice to the week.

[Charles Henrickson]

DUMB AND DERANGED (The BDS Song)
Tune: "Home on the Range"

Oh, name a syndrome where the DUmmie mouths foam
Where the gloom and the doom dominate
Where tempers are frayed and offenses are laid
And the posts are all driven with hate

Oh, name a disease that has symptoms like these
Where such rage and such anger are shown
Every button you push always ends up with Bush--
It's a classic derangement syndrome!

DUmb, DUmb, and deranged!
Where the fear and the lack of hope stay
Where "Bush" is referred as a four-letter word
And the skies are all cloudy and gray

So if someone you see starts to curse randomly
And their face starts to quiver with stress
They're not having a stroke, they're just Democrat folk--
It's a case of what's called BDS

Bush Derangement Syndrome has no cure that is known
It's a chronic and terminal fate
'Cause the Diebold decree is that Chimpy will be
Re-elected in 2008!

DUmb, DUmb, and deranged!
Where the fear and the lack of hope stay
Where "Bush" is referred as a four-letter word
And the skies are all cloudy and gray

[Old Sarge]

Scam.

[cripplecreek]

Most of my email is from people who insult my manhood and threaten to enlarge my equipment.

[Rb ver. 2.0]

“White House Mafia”

Sounds like a gansta rap posse.

[Route66]

Actually they only have 1541 documents now. Someone spilled coffee on one of them, and a dog ate the other one.

Seriously, the truthers will fall for every word. No proof is required, just hatred of Bush and a desire to believe the worst about this country.

[Ronin]

LOL... you had to mention that, didn’t ya!

[crazyhorse691]

‘cause they have 1543 documents, 402 secret tapes and 135 witnesses,

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They are far short of the benchmark of 1750 documents, 500 supersecret tapes and 150 witnesses. Goosey Lucy needs to go back to the farm until she meets the benchmark.

[Tigen]

And you opened it? Good luck.

[Mr. Mojo]

Excellent news! The selection of "top tier" GOP candidates for '08 was getting me down.

Now, if only Cheney can somehow take over...

[HisKingdomWillAbolishSinDeath]

Nothing creates a spirit of fear and paranoia in a person like a chronic drug induced state.

[Revolting cat!]

No, seriously, the FReeper who spilled the beans needs a little talking to!

[Larry Lucido]

Dear Mr. Paul:

I told you, stop sending me e-mails!

[Old Sarge]

I did a search on the IP address quoted there - it’s coming from Australia via Korea.

[SmithL]

Again?????

[Ronin]

Lessee... gotcher white busses with them UN logs, gotcher black heliocopaters...gotcher men in black suits wit thu sunglasses...

Now don’ be forgettin them concentration camps FEMA is buildin’ all over tarnation.

Yep!!! It’s them dang Bildaburgers with fries on!!!

[Lakeshark]

Now, if only Cheney can somehow take over...

You are obviously not part of this deep conspiracy, otherwise you would have known he already has......

:-)

[GoLightly]

Hey, I only started sayin that *after* the election didn’t end when it was supposed to end.

[Rb ver. 2.0]

We must have the same enemies.

[xcamel]

they have 1543 documents, 402 secret tapes and 135 witnesses

...and that was just in sandy bergers shorts...

[NonValueAdded]

You forgot to turn on your delusional filter again, didn’t you?

[Earthdweller]

LOL! Hey Chavez lovers...ironic ain’t it?

[Jeff Head]

Lucy Balone:

They will be able to stop George W. Bush, 'cause they have 1543 documents, 402 secret tapes and 135 witnesses, which prove that George W. Bush has betrayed us and lied to us!I

That's chicken feed compared to what the real pros accumulated under Clinton.

There, this same secret organization had 17,345,321 documents. 18,603 super secret tapes (and ALL of them were the HiCap, extended play kind), and there were over 2,735 witnesses...unfortunately most of those died in plane crashes, sitting on toilet seats, of heart attacks, and various other causes.

Now...here's the real catcher. Just ask yourself why? Why didn;t they expose all of this material they had on Clinton like they are doing on Bush? Hmmmm...makes you not want to sleep with even one eye closed, much less two!