Gore Wins Nobel Prize for Sexy, According to Wash. Post

http://www.businessandmedia.org/articles/2007/20071212160049.aspx ^

[sonic109]

Most governments already believe the UN bullsh*t .

[FES0844]

& why does everything have to be equated or prefaced with “sexy?” ...shampoo, cars, etc.,.. even passed a store in NYC called “Shoegasm.” And then they wonder why kids look & dress like hookers!

[Thrownatbirth]

Most governments are backstroking like hell in Bali. Nobody wants to commit their future GNPs to a treaty based on vague and misleading science.

Lip-service is one thing; forking over national wealth is quite another.

[bannie]

He's wearin' the face he's earned...NOT sexy...hardly tolerable!

[chessplayer]

lol I guess all thats left is to annoint Gore King of The World, and give him his robes, crown, and scepter.

[ArrogantBustard]

fat, pasty slob.

He looks like ... if you punched him in the face, your fist would just sink in, without meeting any real resistance ... like a balloon full of oatmeal.

He's not a man. He's an amoeba.

[Tax-chick]

Ugh, that image gives me chills. I’m glad I haven’t eaten breakfast yet.

[dead]

Sexy:

[Bluebird Singing]

“Thurman said she didn’t want to think about how the world might be different if Gore had defeated Bush in 2000,” they wrote. “‘It’s too painful to think about. Like pulling bandages from unhealed wounds,’ she said.”

Oh my, oh my. Uma is truly deluded. Gore reminds her of a beautiful racehorse.

When I see Gore, I think *gluttony*.

[LibLieSlayer]

Being a fat, bloviating pus-bag is sexy these days... who knew?

LLS

[SlowBoat407]

“Thurman said she didn’t want to think about how the world might be different if Gore had defeated Bush in 2000,” they wrote. “‘It’s too painful to think about. Like pulling bandages from unhealed wounds,’ she said.”

Oprah... Uma, Uma... Oprah.

[Tallguy]

I don’t think that’s the ‘explosion’ of the CO2 Theory of Global Warming. I think that’s more of a ‘slow-fade’ from the headlines followed by a story in “People Magazine” along the lines of “Whatever Happened to Al Gore?”

[Tallguy]

... governments of underdeveloped countries that have a lot to gain from hamstringing the industrialized countries. Yeah, that might be a majority of the World’s governments.

[antiRepublicrat]

Don’t tell me Kevin Spacey is in on this GW stuff! Of everybody mentioned he actually has real talent.

[Charles Henrickson]

"Al Gore, sexy man. The thinking girl's thoroughbred."

Alpha Gore Alert!

[wbill]

If chicks think that this tub of guts is sexy, then there may be hope for me yet.

I'll need to enlist Mrs. WBill to keep away the screaming hordes for groupies.

[wbill]

EVERY grammar school kid in the USA has seen his crap fill 100 times

True.

I also argued with my grammar school friend over who would win in a fight...SpiderMan or Batman. Haven't had that discussion in awhile.

People grow up. Particularly now - kids attention spans are measured in seconds.

Call me an optimist.

[evets]

Jon Bon Jovi loves Algore.

[wbill]

Thats....screaming hordes OF groupies.

Although I may let Uma Thurman sneak in the back door.

[Charles Martel]

[cue Mike Myers as Fat Bastard]

“Ah’m dead sexy! Look at mah sexy body!”

Damn, I was going to post this. I Googled it first, intending to link a picture of Fat Bastard... but I forgot to switch to Image Search. The FIRST hit in Google's web search was *this* thread!

Since I've already grabbed the image url, I may as well...