Is Hitler's child living in the UK?

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[UKrepublican]

Is Hitler's child living in the UK?

HITLER'S child was born in the Britain and could be living here today, according to astonishing claims made today.

British socialite Unity Mitford was desperately in love with the Nazi dictator and had his child after a failed suicide attempt when the Second World War broke out in 1939, the New Statesman reports.

Miss Mitford, sister of the Duchess of Devonshire, suffered brain damage after the suicide bid in Munich and returned to the UK.

Now Oxfordshire man Martin Bright has claimed that Miss Mitford had the Fuhrer’s baby at her aunt’s home in the county.

Writing in the New Statesman, Mr Bright said Miss Mitford’s aunt had run a discreet maternity home for the gentry.

He wrote: “Her aunt’s business, in the tiny village of Wigginton, had depended on discretion and she had told no one except her sister that Unity had had the baby.

“Her sister had passed the story on to her daughter Val Hann.”

When Mr Bright asked Mrs Hann who the child’s father was, she replied: “Well, she always said it was Hitler’s.”

Miss Mitford was even was called a “perfect specimen of Aryan womanhood” by Hitler.

The Duchess of Devonshire rebutted the claims.

The article reports: “She was adamant that there was nothing in the Wigginton story and claimed she could produce her mother’s diaries to prove it.”

Are you Hitler's long lost child? Or do you know who they are? If so, call The Sun newsdesk on 020 7782 4104, email talkback@the-sun.co.uk or text 63000.

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[GadareneDemoniac]

Bat boy?

[King of Florida]

Are you Hitler's long lost child?

Let me check, I'll get back to you.

[King of Florida]

No.

[america4vr]

lol. Brilliant!!

[RichInOC]

No. Chappaqua, New York.

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

Bill Burkett has the birth certificate he got from Lucy Ramirez at the Devonshire mad cattle show.

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

Photo of the perfect Aryan woman. "For not to luff da Fuehrer, it ist a bic disgrace!"

[cripplecreek]

I believe there are two Hitler nephews living here in the states. For obvious reasons they don’t advertise the fact.

[Rockiette]

Would Joe Biden be his lost child? He kinda looks like the old demon and he has all the personality traits of his Daddy-O. Oh well, maybe it’s Jane Fonda or Dustin Hoffman?

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

"It's shpring time for Hitler undt Shermany!"

"Das Ewig-Englische zieht uns hinan"

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

He kinda looks like the old demon and he has all the personality traits of his Daddy-O.

This thread is an open invitation to Godwin's Law invocations. (I think you're #2.)

[Brilliant]

San Francisco, I think.

[Leisler]

You Leninist!

[bannie]

the reductio ad Hitlerum form

This is a great dismissel...however, metaphorically, "sometimes they really DO conspire against me..."

[dighton]

Not just the child.

[Clioman]

All of the Mitford girls had a screw loose. Or were loose screws. Whichever.

[Little Ray]

And the reason this is important?
Hitler was not genetically evil... His offspring could be just fine, just so long as he had nothing to do with their upbringing.

[Pablo64]

Nice! A Spike Jones reference.

Kudos for working that in.

[Ditter]

You knew the Mitford girls?

[Greg F]

Unity Valkyrie Mitford

I can credit this story on the basis of the middle name alone.

[fredhead]

“Are you Hitler’s long lost child?”

No, but if it wasn’t for Hitler, I wouldn’t be here today. My parents met while my Dad was stationed in Tennessee in 1942. If not for WWII, Dad wouldn’t never have left eastern NC, and not have met my Mom, who lived in middle Tennessee.

Wonderful story....he was riding in the back of a truck as his unit passed through the small town of Alexandria, TN. He had written his name and address on a piece of paper and threw it out of the truck to a girl he saw on the town square. They met and courted while he was in Tennessee, and wrote to each other all during the war. Shortly after his being discharged in 1945, they married and settled near Dad’s home in NC.

They celebrated their 60th anniversary in 2005, and both passed away last year.

[Monterrosa-24]

Over 60 years together starting with note tossed from a truck....Great story!

[endthematrix]

Dad used to work with a relative (son?) of Rommel. Thought that was weird.

[GreenLanternCorps]

[endthematrix]

Wonderful story indeed! And how blessed you are to share it, and we are to read it.

[uncitizen]

This made me think of the episode of “King of the Hill” where Hanks fathers veterans group needed to raise money and so they were selling off some of their artifacts and one of them was Hitlers canoe.

So they have a flea market and someone buys the canoe, and the old man carries it out to the car for the buyer and notices the car is a Mitsubishi. Now the old man was in the Pacific theatre of WWII. So he stops in his tracks with the canoe and says “I’m not selling Hitlers canoe to no traitor!”

It was hilarious.

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

A Spike Jones reference. Kudos for working that in.

I was actually more proud of the Goethe reference in #12.

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

Or screw loosely?

[Freeport]

And I care about this why? So dad was the most dangerous nut ball of the last several hundred years....

So

What?

If this is true, again, so what?

[antiRepublicrat]

Dad used to work with a relative (son?) of Rommel. Thought that was weird.

His son Manfred was mayor of Stuttgart for about 20 years, so that could be it. Interestingly, he was friends with General Patton's son (himself a Major General), who was commander of the US military in Stuttgart for a while. The fathers had great respect for each other, so it isn't strange.

[wagglebee]

Rommel was very well respected by the allies and even moreso when it later became known that he was one of the plotters to assassinate Hitler. He was a member of the Nazi Party out of necessity, there has never been any indication that he share their ideology.

[weegee]

There are many in America who still proudly refer to Joseph Stalin as “Uncle Joe”.

[wbill]

Are you Hitler's long lost child? Or do you know who they are? If so, call The Sun newsdesk on 020 7782 4104, email talkback@the-sun.co.uk or text 63000.

These are some tape recording / emails that I'd *love* to have access to. Between the kooks and pranksters, they've got to be classic.

[BenLurkin]

Appears to be a lunatic.

[antiRepublicrat]

Rommel was very well respected by the allies

One thing civilians often can't understand is having great respect for the guy who's trying to kill you, Krieg ohne Hass. I almost feel guilty that we defeated Rommel more through intelligence and the high command's timidity than flat-out on the battlefield.

[utahagen]

You’re right, there are two Hitler nephews in the US. I think there was another nephew here, too, but he may be deceased. This part I may have dreamed, but I think Hitler’s nephews grew up on Long Island, New York.

[massgopguy]

How come the evil armies get snazzy uniforms?

[Porterville]

“Is Hitler’s child living in the UK?”

Sure, and her name is Islamic Fascism

[GreenLanternCorps]

Years ago, in college, I was reading WWII era Time magazine. In that magazine was an article about a then 80 year old man in New Jersey who had the same name as the German dictator.

The New Jersey Adolf Hitler's attitude was:

"I had the name first, make him change it!"

[Slings and Arrows]

Are you Hitler's long lost child? Or do you know who they are?

I can think of a name or two...

[2 Kool 2 Be 4-Gotten]

The Wall Street Journal just reviewed a new book that was the letters of the Mitford sisters. So I have to question the timing of this just a little bit - maybe someone is trying to pump up book sales?

[wagglebee]

Had Rommel been alive at the end of the war, he would have probably been appointed by the Allies to a very prominent role during the occupation and his popularity among the German people would have made him a natural choice for the first chancellor. Had this been the case, it is possible that the Soviets would have had a far more difficult time dividing Germany.

[Badeye]

‘Are you Hitler’s long lost child? Or do you know who they are? If so, call The Sun newsdesk on 020 7782 4104, email talkback@the-sun.co.uk or text 63000.’

Never thought I would see a situation where the Aryan Nations would flood a telephone line, or email address....

[Squawk 8888]

Correct. IIRC at least one of them was in the US military during the war. After the war they made a pact to not have children.

[Squawk 8888]

My grandfather used to say the same thing about his moustache- he’d had it since the 1920s.

[Old North State]

I remember an Adolph Hilter who lived in the village of Minehead out in Summerset,I believe he ran for mayor and looked like John Clease.

[Fishrrman]

Old article I remember reading in Time many years ago (and amazingly, it is still accessible through Google):
http://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,912018,00.html

I recall they even published a picture, and one could easily see the resemblance.

- John

[Billthedrill]

I don’t think it’s me, although I will admit that every autumn I have a barely controllable impulse to invade Poland.