Deer Jumps into Car

KXXV-TV news channel 25 ^ | Dec 14, 2007 10:41 AM | John Doe

[evets]

LAMPASAS TX -
Imagine driving down the street when suddenly, a deer leaps through a window into your car!
That's exactly what happened to a woman in Lampasas this morning at 3rd and Porter.
She had just dropped her children off at school and was driving down the street
when the deer made its grand entrance.

[evets]

Should this be in 'breaking news'?

[edcoil]

So, it wanted a ride, give it one.

[DeFault User]

Was it singing, “Rock me gently, rock me slowly”?

[goldstategop]

Hold Muh Deer Alert

"Show me just what Mohammed brought that was new, and there you will find things only evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached." - Manuel II Palelologus

[SIDENET]

D'OH!

(a deer, a female deer!)

[RightWhale]

We have rabbits bigger than that. We have grasshoppers bigger than that.

[VirginiaMom]

I love that commercial!

[Tijeras_Slim]

She’s lucky. It looks like it broke it’s neck in the process. If one jumps in your vehicle and is uninjured, it will chop the bejeezus out of you with those hooves.

[ButThreeLeftsDo]

Not EVERYTHING is bigger in Texas.....

[Brilliant]

This is the kind of excuse one gives when one gets caught poaching.

[VA_Gentleman]

Thank goodness it didn’t jump into an SUV. I can imagine the headlines now...

[evets]

"Schnike!"

[Disambiguator]

She had just dropped her children off at school and was driving down the street when the deer made its grand entrance.

It look like the deer made an entrance and exit at the same time.

[SF Republican]

Lampasas - is where I shot my two deer. The joke back then when they shortened deer season, you hunt, you shoot, you take the deer out into the road and run over its leg, call the game warden tell him you hit it and shot it to put it out of pain.

[AngelesCrestHighway]

Is the deer just napping?.....

[Paloma_55]

At least it went in the back seat. I had a bird fly in the driver’s window at about 50mph and it stung when it hit my left ear!

[Redcloak]

‘e’s just restin’.

[evets]

Here's a central Texas black Whitetail buck:

From this thread:
2007’s Top Five Melanistic Deer Hot Spots in America

[the OlLine Rebel]

Aww! Poor thing; did she die catching her nect between the seat and columm? :-(

[Izzy Dunne]

E’s not dead - e’s pinin’ - pinin’ for the FORDs!

[MarkL]

Is the deer just napping?.....

Nope, he's pining for the fjords fords!

Mark

[BillyBonebrake]

Squirrels have better sense about cars than deer.

Wednesday night a friend of mine who commutes by bike into DC every day hit a deer on his way home. Broken ribs, fractured elbow, bruised spleen, road rash all over. He said he’s lucky, though, because he wasn’t kicked as he and Bambi rolled together on the asphalt. Apparently a panicked deer can cause some horrific injuries with their hooves.

[Hegemony Cricket]

I’m sure there are some poachers who have tried that same line...

[MarkL]

Arrrg! Beat me by 2 minutes!

Mark

[MarkL]

Oops! Actually it was 47 seconds!

[laker_dad]

OK, I can’t figure out how the deer ended up with it’s head in that position. It looks to have gone in the drivers side rear window, but wouldn't the forward motion of the vehicle put the deer further back?

[truthluva]

Was it singing, “Rock me gently, rock me slowly”?

I love that commercial!

[DeFault User]

VirginaiMom meet truthluva, #27. Birds of a feather? (Watch out for the wolf!)

[ansel12]

Deer hate us and hunt us relentlessly, they kill more Americans than any other animal.

Deer will literally leap through our windshields to get at the humans inside of an automobile.

[Jeff Chandler]

My brother-in-law and his motorcycle passenger struck at a speed of 45MPH a road-crossing cow in Camp Verde. They were ejected from the abruptly stopped bike, which was totaled. The cow mooed and continued on its way.

[TexanToTheCore]

There must be a lot of suicidal deer in Texas. We killed 3 deer with our truck one year. They just jumped into the headlights and I saw them for maybe 1/4 second before whomping them.

[ArrogantBustard]

Deer will literally leap through our windshields to get at the humans inside of an automobile.

After hitting one with my truck, I found that my insurance company calls them "kamikaze deer".

[wizr]

Oh, deer! Must be Rudolph on strike, running away from home. Santa ain’t gonna be happy ‘bout this.

[Ace's Dad]

Down here in the Keys we have iguanas bigger than that!

[dfwgator]

“Oh, see the deer. Has the deer a little doe?”
“Why soitenly! Two bucks!”

[ansel12]

"I found that my insurance company calls them "kamikaze deer". ============================================================ Some of the more advanced deer have moved into genetics, attempting to breed a "super deer" that can hunt us more effectively in the urban areas. ============================================================

[Greg F]

But your deer in the Keys are much, much smaller.

[ArrogantBustard]

Either that’s a photoshop job by a real sicko, or the deer is queer.

[6SJ7]

Hold Muh Deer Alert

LOL!

[Larry Lucido]

My wife sings along with it too. Must be something in the water.

[fanfan]

THAT is one unhappy dog!

LOL!

[higgmeister]

LOL   I believe that queer is deer!

[jackibutterfly]

"Wednesday night a friend of mine who commutes by bike into DC..."

Is that bicycle or motorcycle???

[Myrddin]

That appears to be a queer deer.

[Mr. Brightside]

lol

Great movie.

[F-117A]

bump!

[MIchaelTArchangel]

How about a new category: Breaking and Entering News?

[Dumpster Baby]

A vulgar and hilarious prank call by a computer tech inside the police building, on this subject:

http://www.bradnash.com/jokes/sound/911call.wav

[F15Eagle]

and it swallowed one of the birds!!