Caption Hillary

Drudge Report ^ | 12-17-07

[Rumplemeyer]

“Ridden hard and put away wet”, and the primaries have just begun.

[TomGuy]

She appeared even worse on the morning shows with the racoonish shades of make-up/insta-tan.

[TomGuy]

I posted, when her book came out and that cover picture of her made her look 30, that, if she did run for the WH, it would take allot -— A LOTTTTT -— of airbrushing.

Based on the image you posted, there ain’t enough air to brush those wrinkles away.

[Joe Boucher]

Yes, enough make up on to hide even her wrinkles.
Disappointed in the Fox morning show, they asked puff questions like is it cold enough for ya?

[boomop1]

Talk about bags, her Muslim gal pal giving her a work out.

[Pistolshot]

ok....HERE is a link to her appearence on Fox and Friends this morning.

Can anyone get a screen cap and compare it to the other photos here?

Is this another Gore-like attempt to look more colorful? She has enough cake makeup on her to cement cracks in an airport runway.

[Niteranger68]

"I ate the worm..."

[ErnBatavia]

Facial cellulite is kinda rare, isn’t it?

[cubreporter]

We all age. However she is ugly from inside and that does manifest itself to the surface. There is no softness here. No kindness here. No gentleness here. Only hard, calculating, bitter, angry, arrogance on this worn face. She is NOT someone I want representing me or my country. She is finished.

[Barb4Bush]

It’s really bad when Keith Richards looks better than she does. Do you think she did as many drugs as Keith?

[ErnBatavia]

She appeared even worse on the morning shows with the racoonish shades of make-up/insta-tan.

I noticed that too....later on the FOX reporter said she'd gotten up at 4am to make the TV rounds - unheard of; she's worried.

[reagan_fanatic]

"Would someone please turn up the heat? Criminently, it must be 40 degrees in here! And while you're at it, run outside and tell those damn kids to get off my lawn!!"

[Barb4Bush]

I hate to tell you this but she does have makeup on in this picture and not just lipstick.

[Atlas Sneezed]

For the record:

[DuncanWaring]

“I can’t feel my hooves.”

- Dagnabitt

[digger48]

WHOA!!!! That’s WAYYYYY worse than I could have imagined!!!

1 too many Fetusjuice Cocktails lastnight?

[evets]

Turn that frown upside down

[LachlanMinnesota]

I’ll get you, my pretty!

[Danae]

I just KNEW there would be a Caption Hliiary thread up today! LOL

“And that Ex-Lax kept me up ALL night....”

[fungoking]

Airbrush? Extreme amounts of bondo, base and finish coat, and a lot of buffing.

She must have Michael Jackson’s makeup person on speed dial.