A Beauty Contest? Have You Seen These Beauties?

Captain's Quarters ^ | Dec. 18, 2007 | Ed Morrissey

[wordsofearnest]

Double coyote- you chew your other arm off so it can never happen again.

[y6162]

Only a face Huma can love in the morning...

[jennyjenny]

All lib women eventually end up looking like Helen Thomas.

[null and void]

Double coyote- you chew your other arm off so it can never happen again.

Double coyote ugly- you chew your other arm off in case she goes looking for a one-armed man...

[ontap]

to avoid being present when IT wakes up.

Lucky for Bill he is rarely there when it wakes up.

[libs_kma]

"Double coyote- you chew your other arm off so it can never happen again."

Never heard that one before!

Did you ever hear about the triple bagger? The third bag is for your dogs head so he'll still respect you in the morning.

[soozla]

I can’t decide which would look better made into a pair of cowboy boots — Hillary’s face or this old bat’s hide — EEEEUUUUUUWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[FastCoyote]

So, you go and post a jowly picture of Fred Thompson with a wig on? What’s that supposed to mean?

[river rat]

Love it!

I’m an old man, yet that’s the first time I’ve heard that expression....

Rest assured, I’ll steal it for future use..

[river rat]

“Looking for a one armed man”.....

You be bad, very very bad — and I loved it.

[null and void]

I first heard it here on FR a few days ago. I wish my steel sieve mind remembered who said it, I’d love to give credit where due.

[Crawdad]

Uppers in the morning. Downers at night.

[null and void]

It was goodwithagun

[null and void]

Re: your tagline, Dwayne Dibley?

No class, no elán, no style...

[chiefqc]

Who’s the old ugly hag next to Jabba the Hut?

[joebuck]

"Double coyote- you chew your other arm off so it can never happen again."

Vampire ugly - she ages 30 years when exposed the the morning sunlight.

[null and void]

Take 2 on the image...

[Crawdad]

It’s a take off on the old saying, “It cried because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet.”
I’m sorry, but Dwayne Dibley is new to me. He looks like Jerry Lewis in ‘The Nutty Professor’.

[TASMANIANRED]

What’s the BS about the requisite experience...

She ran the bimbo clean up and that makes her qualified..

Don’t need a finger to gag.

[null and void]

I know the old chestnut.

Dwayne Dibley is the geek doppleganger for Cat, the pinnacle of shallow style and appearance, on the British science fiction comedy, Red Dwarf.

You had to be there...