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Pelosi,and Murtha to hold news conference FOR impeachment due to Surge SUCCESS – (Unbelieveable)
Me | 12/19/07 | GeorgiaDawg32

Posted on 12/19/2007 4:41:09 PM PST by GeorgiaDawg32

It was learned today that Nancy Pelosi (D-CA), and John Murtha (D-PA), will hold a joint news conference on Friday condemning President Bush and pushing for his impeachment due to the success of the Surge and an outbreak of cooperation between American troops and Iraqi citizens.

Said a spokesperson, “The Democrat Party of the United States has been pushing for increased military involvement in Iraq for years; now that we have the majority, we must take credit for the success being enjoyed in Iraq and in the overall War on Terror. We firmly believe that had this administration taken our advice, to increase troops by 125,000, as early as we offered it in 2003, this war would be over and our troops would be home with their families for this Holiday Season, enjoying Holiday Trees with their loved ones”.

Continuing she said, “President Bush ignored our advice and only sent 30,000 troops and while being successful, his decision to delay the deployment of these troops, has cost American lives. He must be held accountable through impeachment. Please remember the faithful, patriotic, military loving American Democrat Party members as you support our nominee for President, whoever she may be”.

Regarding rumors that the Democrat Party was against any involvement in the war and had previously threatened to withhold funding, the spokesperson said, “Those are lies perpetrated by the right wing MSM, specifically CBS, NBC, ABC, MSNBC and others, to make it appear we were against what we were actually for”.

Representative Murtha couldn’t be reached for comment as he had his head buried deeply in the pork barrel, but mumbled, “Whatever I said before, I changed my mind, as long as it gets me votes”.

Developing...


TOPICS: News/Current Events; Your Opinion/Questions
KEYWORDS: 110th; bullshit; humor; iraq; notfunny; pelosi; satire

1 posted on 12/19/2007 4:41:11 PM PST by GeorgiaDawg32
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To: GeorgiaDawg32
It was leraned... from the Onion?
2 posted on 12/19/2007 4:43:58 PM PST by itsamelman (Announcing your plans is a good way to hear God laugh. - - Al Swearengen)
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To: GeorgiaDawg32

Not too far from reality, really.


3 posted on 12/19/2007 4:44:21 PM PST by Joann37
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To: GeorgiaDawg32

New name for scrappleface?


4 posted on 12/19/2007 4:45:05 PM PST by golfisnr1 (Democrats are like roaches - hard to get rid of.)
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To: GeorgiaDawg32

Source ? Scrappleface ? The giveaway is refering to their party as the Democrat party, instead of Democratic.
Anyway, good spoof.

Mahalo


5 posted on 12/19/2007 4:47:22 PM PST by Islander2
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To: GeorgiaDawg32

6 posted on 12/19/2007 4:49:16 PM PST by SandRat (Duty, Honor, Country. What else needs to be said?)
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To: GeorgiaDawg32
You can stretch the truth just so far but then it's gonna get ya on the recoil.
ap

reuters
Harry checking for a loose screw.

7 posted on 12/19/2007 4:50:33 PM PST by NormsRevenge (Semper Fi ... Godspeed ... ICE’s toll-free tip hotline —1-866-DHS-2-ICE ... 9/11 .. Never FoRGeT)
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To: NormsRevenge

Last pic popped a word into my head that I hadn’t thought of in years.....”buggery”


8 posted on 12/19/2007 4:52:39 PM PST by ErnBatavia (...forward this to your 10 very best friends....)
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To: ErnBatavia
reuters
9 posted on 12/19/2007 4:54:14 PM PST by NormsRevenge (Semper Fi ... Godspeed ... ICE’s toll-free tip hotline —1-866-DHS-2-ICE ... 9/11 .. Never FoRGeT)
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To: GeorgiaDawg32

I would spit in their faces in I ever ran into one of the in public.

Semper Fi’
Jarhead


10 posted on 12/19/2007 4:54:54 PM PST by Buffettfan (3rd Battalion, 6th Marines, 2ndMarDiv - 1971 - 1974)
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To: GeorgiaDawg32

Don’t these people have a job they’re supposed to be doing. Quit the B.S. and do something constructive.
If I had my way they would be swinging from a noose.


11 posted on 12/19/2007 4:55:34 PM PST by Haddit (Hunter is still the Best)
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To: Islander2

that’s the intent..:)


12 posted on 12/19/2007 4:56:50 PM PST by GeorgiaDawg32 (If you always do what you've always done, you'll always get what you've always gotten.)
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To: GeorgiaDawg32

These two are real nutjobs.

They need to be out of Congress and pronto.


13 posted on 12/19/2007 5:15:20 PM PST by freekitty ((May the eagles long fly our beautiful and free American sky.))
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To: GeorgiaDawg32
" as you support our nominee for President, whoever she may be”.

HUMMMMMMMMMMMM

14 posted on 12/19/2007 5:16:48 PM PST by skimask (Support Terrorism......Vote Democratic)
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To: GeorgiaDawg32

I need a much stronger source than me ... whoever you are.


15 posted on 12/19/2007 5:21:28 PM PST by BluH2o
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To: NormsRevenge; SortaBichy

Nan: "Can you believe it George? It actually hurt me a little!"

GW: "You want hurt, Nan??"

16 posted on 12/19/2007 5:25:04 PM PST by ErnBatavia (...forward this to your 10 very best friends....)
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To: Joann37

Close enough for government work.


17 posted on 12/19/2007 5:31:47 PM PST by onedoug
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To: Haddit

Allow me to offer you some rope.


18 posted on 12/19/2007 5:56:57 PM PST by Farmer Dean (168 grains of instant conflict resolution)
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To: freekitty

Nutty as we think they are, you gotta know the loony left is cheering them on.

A dim loaded Congress and WH would be a perfect storm against a free America.


19 posted on 12/19/2007 6:53:23 PM PST by dusttoyou
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To: GeorgiaDawg32

With GW’s betrayal of America in the last couple of months, I might be interested in impeachment proceedings myself...


20 posted on 12/19/2007 7:47:43 PM PST by TheBattman (LORD God, please help us to elect a Godly and patriotic man for President in 08, Amen.)
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To: AdmSmith; Berosus; Convert from ECUSA; dervish; Ernest_at_the_Beach; Fred Nerks; KlueLass; ...

Just a little satire. :’)


21 posted on 12/20/2007 9:26:01 PM PST by SunkenCiv (Profile updated Tuesday, December 18, 2007___________________https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/)
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To: SunkenCiv

I was about to suggest that Pelosi and Murtha can make a better case for impeaching themselves. :)


22 posted on 12/21/2007 2:37:11 AM PST by Berosus ("The candidates that can't face Fox News can't face Al Qaeda."--Roger Ailes)
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To: GeorgiaDawg32

Pretty funny. Thanks for the Christmas laugh.


23 posted on 12/21/2007 2:41:36 AM PST by napscoordinator
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To: GeorgiaDawg32

Heaven knows I have some strong disagreements with the Bush Administration on some issues. Very strong disagreements. But for Pelosi and Murtha to sink to even lower lows by trying to push for impeachment when the surge is working in Iraq is beyond the pale. Pelosi and Murtha (and Reid) are the ones that should be impeached for high treason.


24 posted on 12/21/2007 4:53:59 AM PST by Convert from ECUSA (A voter wavering between wanting radical change and burning the damn place down)
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To: Buffettfan

As a former infantryman said to me when I spoke to him regarding Senator Reid’s comments about the war being “lost”, “I was this close to hanging out in the Senate parking garage with a sock full of quarters...”


25 posted on 12/21/2007 4:59:46 AM PST by OCCASparky (Steely-Eyed Killer of the Deep)
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To: Berosus

Murtha will probably keel of natural causes before his term is up, perhaps brought on by the come-uppance for his accusations directed against our troops in Iraq.


26 posted on 12/21/2007 7:12:39 AM PST by SunkenCiv (Profile updated Tuesday, December 18, 2007___________________https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/)
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To: napscoordinator

glad I was able to make you chuckle..:-)


27 posted on 12/21/2007 2:33:07 PM PST by GeorgiaDawg32 (If you always do what you've always done, you'll always get what you've always gotten.)
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