Posted on 12/21/2007 7:25:57 PM PST by blam
Humor is to men what beauty is to women. A ticket to instant attention from the opposite sex.
In general, women don’t want to date a man who is more attractive than they are and men don’t want to date a women who is funnier.
To many men the definition of a woman with a sense of humor is a woman who finds him funny.
So you’re saying that Lucille Ball wasn’t loved by Ricky?
Or Carole Burnett’s hubby doesn’t find her attractive?
Or Jill Connor-Browne isn’t found super sexy, funny and lovable by her much younger and cute as heck husband?
Golly,
if I had to choose between humor and having a man....
I’d think I’d choose humor....
Granted, with a man around there might be more to laugh about ;)
OK,,,to get to the Shell Station,,my wife tells it better..
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Sure you're not secret agent woman?
I thought Hillary’s cackle shred that idea to smithereens.
So does Benny Hinn and that man ain’t funny one bit.
Lauren Caitlin Upton, - Miss South Carolina:
“I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because,
uhmmm, some people( I swear she said Osama),
out there in our nation don’t have maps and uh, I believe that our,
I, education like such as uh, South Africa, and uh, the Iraq,
everywhere like such as, and I believe that they should, uhhh,
our education over here in the US should help the U.S., uh,
should help South Africa, it should help the Iraq
and the Asian countries so we will be able to build up our future, for us.”
Me too. I already did. Thanks. I love groaners.
"People out there in our nation don't have that,
And I believe that our education
like such as South Africa and
such as the Iraq.
everywhere 'such as'."
"And I believe our education
should help the US should help the South Africa
and the Iraq
and the Asian countries
so we can build up
our future."
Lauren Caitlin Upton, - Miss South Carolina:
Heard a comic tell this one: A man is walking through the field one day and talking to God. "God, why do you make women so soft?" God answers "So you'll like them." Then asks the man "God why do you make women so beautiful?" And God answers "So you'll like them." The man stops and looks a bit puzzled. "Well God," he asks "Why do you make women so stupid?" And God answers "So they'll like you."
>Nothin’ new, really: Women nurture, men prod. It makes for a working team.<
“A very astute and impressive observation.”
And deep too.
That’s funny!
Whatever you say, sweetie, is just fine by me.
Personally I find women to be as funny as men. But it’s not unusual for men to claim that men are funnier than women. Christopher Hitchen’s wrote an article in Vanity Fair recently about this very subject. Hitch was in a quandary to why women just don't tickle his funny bone. Cause he's such a laugh riot.
And don’t forget Ricky cheated like the dickens.
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