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Clinton Laments Missing College Football
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Posted on 01/01/2008 2:43:17 PM PST by TornadoAlley3

America feels Bill Clinton's pain.

On New Year's Day, when many sports fans plant themselves on the couch to watch a day of college football games, the former president was stumping through the snows of Iowa for his wife, Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Rodham Clinton.

As Bill Clinton put it, "This morning, as I was walking out to come here, Hillary looked at me and said, 'Finally, after all these years I know you do love me.' And I said, 'You do?' She said, "Absolutely, you're missing six football games today."

Clinton laughed along with about 300 people at Ashford University, then added:

"I am the quintessential indolent American male on New Year's Day. I just sit around and watch the games, but this is more important."

The stop in Clinton was one of four scheduled for the former president, who is campaigning hard for his wife in the remaining days before Thursday's caucuses.


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1 posted on 01/01/2008 2:43:18 PM PST by TornadoAlley3
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To: TornadoAlley3

As i read this I barf....what an utter lack of moral compass for both of these losers. They would sell each other down the river in an instant if it meant they could get one step further ahead in their political games......

Meadow Muffin


2 posted on 01/01/2008 2:46:01 PM PST by rwgal
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To: TornadoAlley3

Aw poor slick missed the games today, and I’m SURE it wasn’t out of love, if he had not stumped for the b*tch today he’d have NEVER heard the end of it........


3 posted on 01/01/2008 2:46:37 PM PST by rockabyebaby (HEY JORGE, SHUT UP AND BUILD THE BLEEPING FENCE, ACTIONS SPEAK LOUDER THAN WORDS.)
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To: TornadoAlley3
'Finally, after all these years I know you do love me.'

oh. my. god.

4 posted on 01/01/2008 2:46:39 PM PST by frankenMonkey (101st Army Dad)
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To: TornadoAlley3
As Bill Clinton put it, "This morning, as I was walking out to come here, Hillary looked at me and said, 'Finally, after all these years I know you do love me.' And I said, 'You do?' She said, "Absolutely, you're missing six football games today."

Ya, but I bet Bubba wouldn't pass up 6 Iowa cheerleaders. (So THAT'S where the Hollywood writers have gone during their strike - the Clinton campaign! Thank God I read this on an empty stomach.)

5 posted on 01/01/2008 2:46:55 PM PST by LibFreeOrDie (L'Chaim!)
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To: TornadoAlley3

His lips are moving.....


6 posted on 01/01/2008 2:47:38 PM PST by FormerACLUmember (When the past no longer illuminates the future, the spirit walks in darkness.)
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To: TornadoAlley3

Bad headline. I thought it meant he lamented “not playing” college football. That would have been really funny.


7 posted on 01/01/2008 2:48:14 PM PST by raybbr (You think it's bad now - wait till the anchor babies start to vote!)
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To: TornadoAlley3
Clinton laughed along with about 300 people at Ashford University, then added:

Haahhahhahha. A real Rowan & Martin Laugh-In

8 posted on 01/01/2008 2:48:38 PM PST by Zuben Elgenubi
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To: TornadoAlley3

"I missed football..."

9 posted on 01/01/2008 2:49:21 PM PST by raybbr (You think it's bad now - wait till the anchor babies start to vote!)
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To: TornadoAlley3
Hillary probably didn't say anything about Bill loving her. Bill loves the WH and its trappings. Just like Mrs. Bill!

They don't know how to behave in the WH! People like the Clintons are called "white trash" in these parts!

10 posted on 01/01/2008 2:50:12 PM PST by lonestar
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To: LibFreeOrDie

The utterly transparent phoniness of these people just amazes me and that they’d have any supporters at all floors me. I predict that if Hillary doesn’t win this nomination, all pretense of this “marriage” will evaporate.


11 posted on 01/01/2008 2:50:44 PM PST by Emmett McCarthy
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To: frankenMonkey

12 posted on 01/01/2008 2:50:53 PM PST by TornadoAlley3 ( An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping that it will eat him last..)
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To: TornadoAlley3
At 40 cheerleaders per team, that's 240 cheerleaders. Quite a sacrifice.


13 posted on 01/01/2008 2:51:03 PM PST by Mad_Tom_Rackham (Elections have consequences.)
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To: frankenMonkey

She was puzzled a bit by the Monica Lewinsky vast right wing conspiracy , but now she knows he loves her .


14 posted on 01/01/2008 2:51:39 PM PST by kbennkc (For those who have fought for it , freedom has a flavor the protected will never know)
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To: TornadoAlley3

I pitty the poor schumck who was draged away from a game by his wife to go see Hillary!


15 posted on 01/01/2008 2:52:37 PM PST by Red_Devil 232 (VietVet - USMC All Ready On The Right? All Ready On The Left? All Ready On The Firing Line!)
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To: LibFreeOrDie
This morning, as I was walking out to come here, Hillary looked at me and said

I think he's confusing Huma with hillary. Actually I doubt they even stayed in the same hotel.

16 posted on 01/01/2008 2:53:04 PM PST by joshhiggins
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To: rwgal

BJ Clinton received oral from Monica Lewinsky while he was deploying US troops overseas. Nothing is more important to him than getting off.

They say power corrupts but Bubba was corrupt before he ever had power.


17 posted on 01/01/2008 2:53:22 PM PST by weegee (If Bill Clinton can sit in on Hillary's Cabinet Meetings then GWBush should ask to get to sit in too)
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To: TornadoAlley3

hah hah, at least the Beast knows his love is only worth six college football games! Well...er...and a few bimbos on the side!

Geesh.


18 posted on 01/01/2008 2:53:26 PM PST by dforest (Duncan Hunter is the best hope we have on both fronts.)
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To: Mad_Tom_Rackham

She’s in college? She looks like she’s a...er...professional.


19 posted on 01/01/2008 2:53:35 PM PST by LibFreeOrDie (L'Chaim!)
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To: TornadoAlley3

What a steaming heap.


20 posted on 01/01/2008 2:54:09 PM PST by Past Your Eyes (You knew the job was dangerous when you took it.)
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To: frankenMonkey

LOL. She won out over all his bimbos. Hard to know which of them is the stupidest.


21 posted on 01/01/2008 2:54:14 PM PST by McLynnan
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To: frankenMonkey

They just make everything sound so cheesy and sleezy.


22 posted on 01/01/2008 2:54:53 PM PST by freekitty ((May the eagles long fly our beautiful and free American sky.))
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To: Mad_Tom_Rackham

That appears to be a Raiders cheerleader.


23 posted on 01/01/2008 2:55:16 PM PST by lonestar
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To: TornadoAlley3
As Bill Clinton put it, "This morning, as I was walking out to come here, Hillary looked at me and said, 'Finally, after all these years I know you do love me.' And I said, 'You do?' She said, "Absolutely, you're missing six football games today. I finally will forgive you for Monica if I get into the White House"

Fixed it. The real quote

24 posted on 01/01/2008 2:56:41 PM PST by Popman ("We are going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good." Hillary Clinton)
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To: TornadoAlley3

Me Me Me, I I I, Me Me Me!


25 posted on 01/01/2008 2:56:42 PM PST by Lockbar (March toward the sound of the guns.)
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To: lonestar; LibFreeOrDie

Er, ya got me. Only had Raiderettes on hand. My bad...


26 posted on 01/01/2008 2:56:49 PM PST by Mad_Tom_Rackham (Elections have consequences.)
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To: LibFreeOrDie

LOL. I thought the same thing. I’m guessing she’s 35 or so. :O)


27 posted on 01/01/2008 2:57:34 PM PST by jdm
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To: kbennkc

I’m still waiting for Hillary to apologize for lying about the White House travel staff, lying about being named after Sir Edmund Hillary, lying about a Vast Right Wing Conspiracy being behind “false rumors” that Bill had an affair with Monica, Gennifer, etc. etc.

They say that this nation needs someone to unite it. She plans to unite this nation in the same way that Iran solved the homosexual “problem”. There will be no dissent in Shrill Hill’s America.


28 posted on 01/01/2008 2:57:57 PM PST by weegee (If Bill Clinton can sit in on Hillary's Cabinet Meetings then GWBush should ask to get to sit in too)
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To: Mad_Tom_Rackham

Yum!

LLS


29 posted on 01/01/2008 2:58:04 PM PST by LibLieSlayer (Support America, Kill terrorists, Destroy dims and vote Fred!)
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To: raybbr

THAT is hilarious !!!!!


30 posted on 01/01/2008 2:58:07 PM PST by Jackknife ( "The Bureau of Alcohol,Tobacco, and Firearms should be a department store, not a gov't agency.")
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To: TornadoAlley3

As hubby just said to me reading Bubba’s quotes, “It’s all a lie!”

No doubt. As if Hillary knows how many football games there are today. hah. I don’t even know how many games there are today, and I love college football and have been keeping up with all the games, including the UVA game. Did Bubba do one of those pig calls for his Razorbacks? or did Hillary?


31 posted on 01/01/2008 2:59:37 PM PST by petitfour
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To: rwgal

He relates to half of the idiots. We have to get the other half.


32 posted on 01/01/2008 3:00:53 PM PST by eyedigress
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To: TornadoAlley3

What he really means: “Playing touch football with college interns.”


33 posted on 01/01/2008 3:01:55 PM PST by VRWC For Truth (RINO cleaner - the backbone restorer)
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To: lonestar
Don't forget there's babes in the crowd too!


34 posted on 01/01/2008 3:02:09 PM PST by Rb ver. 2.0 (Global warming is the new Marxism.)
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To: raybbr

He looks like a coke dealer in that pic. (Ok,I’ll shut up)


35 posted on 01/01/2008 3:02:29 PM PST by eyedigress
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To: raybbr

>I thought it meant he lamented “not playing” ...

Exactly what I thought. - A poorly written headline.

Besides, I doubt his college needed another water boy...


36 posted on 01/01/2008 3:04:08 PM PST by bill1952 (The right to buy weapons is the right to be free)
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To: Lockbar
"Me Me Me, I I I, Me Me Me!"

Clinton Is Down-Home for the Holiday
By DOUGLAS JEHL,

"After a day of duck hunting, card playing and pizza eating, Bill Clinton still had not had enough. He finished off his second dessert at Rocky's Corner, a favorite family haunt in nearby Hot Springs, then turned to his boyhood friend David Leopoulos and asked, "What do you all want to do?"

December 29, 1993

37 posted on 01/01/2008 3:05:49 PM PST by spectre (spectre's wife)
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To: TornadoAlley3

Slick could care less about football. He just wants to see the upskirt shots of the cheerleaders. But he’s willing to make that sacrifice if he can become the Pervert-In-Chief again.


38 posted on 01/01/2008 3:07:45 PM PST by Tall_Texan (No Third Term For Bill Clinton!)
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To: TornadoAlley3

SO ....after 35 years of rapes, mistresses upon mistresses and lies upon lies, the first thing Bill has done to make Hillary think he actually loves her is trudge through snow so he can get their power addicted narcissistic asses back into the White House?

Yeah....right.....what’s love got to do with it?


39 posted on 01/01/2008 3:10:26 PM PST by Aria (NO RAPIST ENABLER FOR PRESIDENT!!!)
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To: Past Your Eyes

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jciu2xUnxZw


40 posted on 01/01/2008 3:11:00 PM PST by TornadoAlley3 ( An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping that it will eat him last..)
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To: TornadoAlley3

Obviously, he’s to stupid to campaign soewhere where the football games will be shown.

I heard Jack Kemp say that when he was running for President, he went to Minnesota on a campaign stop. As it happened, it was a Monday, so the local Republicans invited him to come by and watch Monday Night Football with them — Minnesota vs. Buffalo.

During the game, with Kemp sitting there, Buffalo QB Joe Ferguson threw an interception and a graphic came up announceing that Ferguson had just broken the club record for interceptions “previously held by Jack Kemp.”

According to ack, he just slouched WAAAAAAY down in the chair.


41 posted on 01/01/2008 3:11:13 PM PST by TBP
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To: TornadoAlley3

I’m waiting for Hillary to ask how her Yankees did today in the bowl games. Such phonies.


42 posted on 01/01/2008 3:11:16 PM PST by CommerceComet
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To: TornadoAlley3

Right, he missed his beloved Arkansas getting their butts whipped by Missouri 38-7. Yup, he realllllllyyyyyyy missed that.


43 posted on 01/01/2008 3:11:26 PM PST by RetiredArmy (Better prepare, come Nov 08, we have a Marxist Commissar President and Marxist Congress.)
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To: TornadoAlley3

Six football games?

Meanwhile in your supposed “home state” of New York they were playing a rather historic HOCKEY game and she doesn’t even bother to mention it. Heaven forbid you bring some good press to a downtrodden part of the state. Good grief...


44 posted on 01/01/2008 3:13:31 PM PST by jmyrlefuller ("I am pretty much a compassionless jerk.")
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To: jmyrlefuller

There is nearly a 100% correlation between those who “loathe” teh US military and those who cannot stand football. That is logical since most football programs are authoritarian and militaristic in style and substance. Bill wouldn’t have watched any football anyway unless it was for a photo-op.


45 posted on 01/01/2008 3:21:10 PM PST by doosee
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To: TornadoAlley3
As Bill Clinton put it, "This morning, as I was walking out to come here, Hillary looked at me and said, 'Finally, after all these years I know you do love me.' And I said, 'You do?' She said, "Absolutely, you're missing six football games today."

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

46 posted on 01/01/2008 3:22:20 PM PST by rocksblues (Just enforce the law!)
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To: rwgal
Yeah but his response: you do ?

I could here him now as in it is news to him too. LOL

What a couple of schmucks.

Did you catch the what came out of his pie hole a couple of weeks ago?

I think it was about one of his womanizing issues and he said he was with Hill in a frozen yogurt place touring the facility and he laid right down on the floor wondering what am I to do but Hillary was the strong one.

Schmucks.

47 posted on 01/01/2008 3:23:41 PM PST by Global2010 ( Happy New Year Ya'll)
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To: TornadoAlley3

For years and years she didn’t know he loved her because he watched football games? What a stupid B*tch!


48 posted on 01/01/2008 3:24:04 PM PST by shiva
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To: TornadoAlley3

Well I’m sorry too you weren’t at the Cotton Bowl with me to watch your beloved Razorbacks get their asses kicked by Mizzou.


49 posted on 01/01/2008 3:27:25 PM PST by A_Former_Democrat
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To: TornadoAlley3

Please spare us from this garbage.


50 posted on 01/01/2008 3:28:33 PM PST by Radix (If your outgo exceeds your income, your upkeep will be your downfall.)
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