With new found confidence and enthusiasm coming off of his win at the Iowa Caucuses, Republican candidate, Mike Huckabee challenges Democratic winner Barack Obama to a Karaoke Duel to the Death.
Posted on 01/04/2008 7:59:02 PM PST by AmericanMade1776
Hucklebeenegros
Scrapplface has a good rendition of Huck and Obama’s speeches last night!
(2008-01-04) — Iowa presidential caucus winners Mike Huckabee and Barack Obama today announced at a joint news conference in New Hampshire that “the partisan divisiveness which has torn our land is dead.”
The new Democrat and Republican frontrunners have decided to unite their two campaigns under one banner to “overthrow the military-industrial complex, crush greedy corporate fat cats and end the politics of personal destruction.”
“I could no more run against my Christian brother Barack than I could run a negative TV ad about Mitt RomneyMitt-Romney-MBA Sep-07 ,” said the former Arkansas governor. “Together we’ll unite this polarized nation — together in perfect harmony.”
A spokesman for the new HuckObama 2008 campaign said, “Each of these men has tapped a primal desire among the electorate to look past the issues that divide us and to unite on common ground — like our faith in the power of the federal government to improve people’s lives, and our rage against corporate CEOs whose greed denies the rest of us our God-given right to be as wealthy as they are.”
actually Obama is ebony and ivory all in one package being half black and half white..wonder why the media always leave out the half white psrt? They say he could be the first Africian American presidential nominee. Well he is half white too so what does that make him?
Everybody loves us, because they don't know us....nanner, nanner pooh pooh.
Huckster-to-Obama - Surprise, surprise, surprise! I ain’t a Republican either!
Obama is singing “Luck Be A Lady Tonight”
Huckabee is singing “What Kind of Fool Am I?”
Linguists worldwide celebrated the wins of the two candidates with the most challenging last names, Obama and Huckabee. Anita Real-Job, Chairman of the English Department at Harvard University, said, "This is the most exciting outcome we've seen since Dukakis and Gephardt. The possibilities in assonance alone are absolutley astounding. The onomatopoeia blogs are buzzing. But as to Haiku, the outcome is uncertain, like a leaf adrift."
Barack: Well tell us Mr Huckabee, what is your plan for he Middle East ?
Mike: Well sir, since the Middle E$ast has always been in the Middle East, or somewhere in the area, i plan on keeping it right there in the Middle East...
Barack: What ?...Would you explain that ?
Mike: Why sure, because if it went too far to the East then it would be the Far East and there’s already one of those on my Bible map..And it it went to the west, it would end up in North Africa and that area is already accounted for...
Barack: So you are saying you are for.....
Mike:..right,for no change...yessir...just keep things the way they are, all peaceful like and quiet..don’t move those countries around...besides we’d have to change all the Geography books and Bible Atlases....
Barack...Thank you...
Twin Sons of Different Mothers
http://www.scrappleface.com/
Hussein and Huck sing their new popular duet, which was an overnight sensation in Iowa:
People, people who need handouts, are the people we’re courting to the end.
We’re populists, needing other populists.
Working hard to bring you change, change to what we’re not really sure.
Acting more like commies than Lenin.”
Empty head??? he was a pastor before he was a governor. Although. a pastor is the highest position on earth. Eat your heart out. If you disagree, tell it to GOD.
Except one hears the devil and the other hears The Living GOD.
It’s the Year of the Ear...
Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.