Crematorium to keep mourners warm by burning bodies of loved ones

dailymail.co.uk ^ | 7 Jan 2008 | Staff

[RosieCotton]

Agreed.

[hunter112]

If they really were concerned about “greenhouse gases”, they would not incinerate at all.

One of the reasons I want to be cremated, one last giant stomp of a carbon footprint! My lady and I went to an open-casket viewing of the young (late 40's) wife of one of her company's executives, I hadn't been to such a thing for a younger person in quite a few years. I told her, no such thing for me, please, I want an urn and a keg, just make sure it's good beer, and not Coors Light!

[RatsDawg]

Haha, I was thinking along those lines as well.

[BlazingArizona]

I guess human lampshades of our loved ones are next?

And Earth First! branded soap...

[freekitty]

OMG, they want you to continue to work after you are dead.

[AmericaUnited]

Overheard at a future funeral home...:

“It’s really cold in here.”

“Well, Uncle Joe was always a cold SOB...”

[tdscpa]

You could also have your smoke circulated through the chapel so your mourners could purify the CO2 and retain your soot in their lungs so they would not need closure.