Prison break
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I can almost feel the tears welling up.
I can’t believe she would compare the White House to a prison. Does she know what goes on in prison? People get sexually assaulted. Those who report it are considered “snitches” and made to pay for it.
Oh wait, that was how it was at the Clinton White House. Sorry. Please ignore this post.
Why are so many FReepers falling for this? Coming up with such a name is irrelevant because it ain’t gonna happen. They will not return to the WH. She will not be President.
Evidently, she sold that crapola to her man Webster Hubbell. She must have said, Webby we both did the crime, you do your time in the big house and I’ll do mine in the White House. And Webb did not really have a choice, it was quietly go to prison or Arkancide.
In terms of visibility yes. Most people doing nefarious or low-life deeds do not want visibility.
Will she also have a contest to determine which condom manufacturer’s proucts will be allowed to adorn the this Clinton administration’s WH Christmas Tree? It seem only fair.
I would have no problem with the cost of decorating a cell in a federal prison to look like the oval office and giving hillary a play phone so she can play white house.
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In THIS case, I’m all for keeping the Clintons out of prison.
She also thinks that when she gets there, she'll have to have some kind of national contest to decide what to call her husband since First Lady wouldn't be appropriate.
What to call Billy Jeff? Bwaahahaha!, this will be fun.
Or maybe just what Hill often calls him...
You stupid *&^$ing, white trash, %$#*@, coke head, SOB, A$$___ hick.
Then again. there's always that old standby ... Monica's ex Boyfriend. 
First womanizer.
In their case that would make it a zoo with the other animals.
Well, I guess “First Gentleman” is definitely out.
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“”I don’t feel lonely,” Clinton claimed. “But I do feel sometimes isolated. Because when you are in these positions that I have been in, it can be very isolating.”
Sometimes people can feel isolated when the people around them are either afraid or repulsed.
Hmm, what to call Bill:
1. The First Bildo
2. The First Shirt Ironer
3. The First Sinkmeister
4. The First Fairytale
5. The First Procurer
6. The First Cokehead
7. The First Horndog
Ahh, the possibilities are endless.......
nobody asked her to try to be president
[1] So why is she trying so hard to break in?
[2] I can think of a lot of other prisons the Clintons deserve to be in.
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