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To: Stoat

Hoot Mon!!!

Neeps & Tatties!!! MMMMmmm!!!


2 posted on 01/20/2008 9:36:01 AM PST by Gman (AMIA Priest)
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To: Gman

I’ll stick to the meat (pork) & steak pies! Stewart’s Bakery in Kearney, NJ makes the best!


8 posted on 01/20/2008 9:38:18 AM PST by alice_in_bubbaland (Ron Paul is nutcase, plain & simple.)
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To: Gman
Neeps & Tatties!!! MMMMmmm!!!

Aye. Before slicing the Haggis, you can recite "Ode to a Haggis" by Robert Burns...as is traditional.

An' afterwards, wit a full belly, ye can recite this lal dittay:

Ode Tae A Fart

Oh whit a sleekit horrible beastie
lurks in your belly after the feastie
Jist as you sit doon amang yer kin
There starts tae stir an enormous win’

The neeps ‘n’tatties ‘n’ mushy peas
Start workin’ like a gentle breeze
But soon the puddin’ wi the sauncie face
Will hae ye blowin ‘a’ ower the place

Nae matter whit the hell ye dae
A’bodys gonny huv tae pay
Even when ye try tae stifle
It’s like a bullet oot a rifle

Ye hawd yer bum ticht tae the chair
An try tae stop the leakin’ air
Shiftin’ yersel fae cheek tae cheek
An pray tae god it disnae reek

But aw yer efforts go asunder
When oot it comes, a clap ‘o thunder
Richochets aroon the room
Michty me a sonic boom!

God Almichty it fairly reeks
Hope a huvnae shat ma breeks
Tae the bog a better scurry
Aw whit the hell, it’s no ma worry

A’body roon aboot me chokin’
Wan or twa ur nearly boakin
A’ll feel better fur a while
Canny help but raise a smile

“Wis him!” I shout wi accusin’ glower
Alas too late, he’s just keeled ower
“Ye durty bugger!” they shout and stare
A dinna feel welcome any mair

But where ye go ,let yer win’ gang free
Sounds like jist the job tae me
But whit a fuss at Bobby’s party
Owe the sake ‘O’ wan wee farty.

26 posted on 01/20/2008 9:51:27 AM PST by Bloody Sam Roberts (Bureaucracy is a parasite that preys on Free Thought and suffocates Free Spirit.)
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To: Gman

I think I’ve suddenly turned vegetarian.


45 posted on 01/20/2008 10:47:39 AM PST by 6SJ7
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To: Gman

The checkout lady at the supermarket yesterday appeared to have rather spectacular tatties and neeps.


55 posted on 01/20/2008 11:56:09 AM PST by Octar
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