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TO WOMEN: How to Build A lasting Relationship
1/20/08 | bear_slayer

Posted on 01/20/2008 9:42:43 PM PST by Bear_Slayer

Now obviously I can't speak for every male, but I feel qualified to speak in general terms.

This is aimed at the married woman, but is applicable to the woman that is involved in a long term relationship.

Learn these things and you might get your relationship to last. Ignore them at your peril.

1. He is not your zit. Stop picking at him.

Women love to pick at zits. They'll sneak up on you while you're shaving and start squeezing. It's an annoying habit they can't break. They also do this emotionally and intellectually. This is done when they ask us silly questions like:

"Do you love me because you need me, our need me because you love me?"

The fact is we love you and need you. Beyond that, we have no idea. Some invisible rock hit us in the head one day and we realized we can't live without you, until you drive us insane, then we can't live with you.

Similar questions are along the lines of, "Do these pants make my butt look big?"

The fact is, you have a big butt and your butt makes those pants look big. Another fact: we don't care. When the invisiable rock hit us, it didn't clue us in that you had a big butt; it simply made us aware of the fact, "Girl nice. Me like girl, lot."

I knew a woman once that had a big butt. She wasn't even the most beautiful woman I had ever seen, but the invisible rock was huge and I would have crawled through broken glass to be with her if she were single.

You have a big butt. Get over it. If you are constantly aware of your own big butt, you will make us constantly aware of it and you don't want that.

2. It's ok for him to compare you to his mother, as in, "That's not how my mother does it."

The fact is our mother is the only significant woman that ever loved us, until you came along. She fed, bathed, dress, nurtured, encouraged and loved us -- and we like how our mom made our potatos, cookies, &etc. Don't change the recipe. We like it that way. There is nothing Freudian about it.

3. Don't expect a deep relationship and don't try to draw us into meaningful conversations.

We're not comfortable exploring our inner feelings. Most guys don't trust their feelings and the smarter ones recognize that its their feelings that got them into the relationship in the first place.

Do you want a meaningful relationship? Go sip lattes with your friends and explore each other's cavernous feelings. It's a level you can all relate to and prop one another up.

4. Don't trust everything your girlfriend tells you.

Just because they read it in Redbook or Ms. does not make it so. Those magazines are written by women, for women, that grew up on Danielle Steele.

And don't ask us. We don't know and we're not that complicated anyways. If you simply watch us, without over-analyzing you'll figure us out. At a basic level we eat, we sleep, we copulate, and we play sports. Not necessarily in that order and not necessarily at different times.

5. You don't always have to be talking.

Men can communicate through subtle mechanisms. It's how we know when a woman likes us, or when the guy across the bar is looking for a fight, etc.

6. Don't make us carry you through life.

We're trying to get through it also. We'll be happy to stand in front and take some of the blows, but listen, carry your own baggage. We got our own to deal with.

Lastly,

When the big rock hit us, it really didn't matter what you looked like on the outside. Love is blind. We fell in love with the way your eyes twinkle when you smile. When you giggle when we say something silly or funny. And yes, even the way your breasts look in that tight sweater. However, none of that will matter ever again if you screw it up by driving us insane.


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Ok. now that I got that off my chest and I'm tired, I'm going back to bed.
1 posted on 01/20/2008 9:42:43 PM PST by Bear_Slayer
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To: Bear_Slayer

I’d like to add:

Quit Nagging.


2 posted on 01/20/2008 9:46:32 PM PST by Kevmo (We need to get rid of the Kennedy Wing of the Republican Party. ~Duncan Hunter)
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To: Bear_Slayer

Wow..SOMEBODY had a bad night, didn’t they?


3 posted on 01/20/2008 9:47:21 PM PST by Hildy (You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep cause reality is finally better than your dreams)
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Bad night? You mean “bad relationship”


4 posted on 01/20/2008 9:48:08 PM PST by Bear_Slayer (When liberty is outlawed only outlaws will have liberty.)
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To: Bear_Slayer

How much did you drink during the football games?


5 posted on 01/20/2008 9:48:13 PM PST by neodad (USS Vincennes (CG 49) "Checkmate Cruiser")
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I had to work, so I missed them. AND I have to turn around and go in early.

So I'm a little cranky

6 posted on 01/20/2008 9:48:54 PM PST by Bear_Slayer (When liberty is outlawed only outlaws will have liberty.)
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7 posted on 01/20/2008 9:49:09 PM PST by GregoTX (The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.)
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To: Bear_Slayer

Funny, but with grains of truth sprinkled in. Very funny. :-)


8 posted on 01/20/2008 9:49:14 PM PST by Laptop_Ron (Abstract art is a product of the untalented, sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered. )
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To: Kevmo
Yes...woman nag way too much and the the killer of a good relationship is a woman that belittles and contradicts her husband incessantly. I've seen it ruin so many marriages.

I'll put together my list for men and post it tomorrow.

9 posted on 01/20/2008 9:49:26 PM PST by Hildy (You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep cause reality is finally better than your dreams)
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Men can communicate through subtle mechanisms.

Belching, scratching, and farting.

10 posted on 01/20/2008 9:49:48 PM PST by Moonman62 (The issue of whether cheap labor makes America great should have been settled by the Civil War.)
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To: Bear_Slayer

Ping for later perusal


11 posted on 01/20/2008 9:50:12 PM PST by Anitius Severinus Boethius
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To: Moonman62

‘Subtle’ is in the eye of the beholder. lol


12 posted on 01/20/2008 9:51:09 PM PST by Laptop_Ron (Abstract art is a product of the untalented, sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered. )
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To: Bear_Slayer

Good Show!


13 posted on 01/20/2008 9:51:20 PM PST by UCANSEE2 (Just saying what 'they' won't.)
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To: Bear_Slayer
"Do you love me because you need me, our need me because you love me?"

I don't like it when they ask what I'm thinking.

14 posted on 01/20/2008 9:51:51 PM PST by Moonman62 (The issue of whether cheap labor makes America great should have been settled by the Civil War.)
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To: Bear_Slayer

You may be splitting hairs in this case.


15 posted on 01/20/2008 9:52:55 PM PST by dr_who_2
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To: Bear_Slayer

bingo! dingo!


16 posted on 01/20/2008 9:53:21 PM PST by robomatik (thompson/<s>hunter</s> '08 or <s>hunter</s>/thompson '08)
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To: Moonman62
very funny.

Ok now I'm going to bed.

17 posted on 01/20/2008 9:54:14 PM PST by Bear_Slayer (When liberty is outlawed only outlaws will have liberty.)
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To: Bear_Slayer

Alone?


18 posted on 01/20/2008 9:54:42 PM PST by Syncro
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To: Bear_Slayer

Oops, forgot the LOL


19 posted on 01/20/2008 9:55:11 PM PST by Syncro
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To: Bear_Slayer
The most important one is # 4. There are veritable armies of misandryous women out there who are themselves failed in relationships and seem to have it in for any man. The free advice and counsel they freely give is often worth exactly what it costs. It also often proves to be very damaging to anyone unfortunate enough to have them as ‘friends’.
20 posted on 01/20/2008 9:55:51 PM PST by TCats
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