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Suicide Bomber Falls Down Stairs; Dies of Embarrassment and Bomb Detonation,But Mostly Bomb
Posted on 01/25/2008 3:11:40 PM PST by JRochelle
A WOULD-be suicide bomber fell down a flight of stairs and blew himself up as he headed out for an attack in Afghanistan, police say. It was the second such incident in two days, with another man killing himself and three others on Tuesday when his bomb-filled waistcoat exploded as he was putting it on in the southern town of Lashkar Gah.
Thanks to CAD Daddy for the story and the headline.
TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: oops; terrorists; workaccident
This is the link that is in the post.
I had to adjust the title, it was too long.
posted on 01/25/2008 3:11:42 PM PST
posted on 01/25/2008 3:12:43 PM PST
(John Thune in 2012.)
Couldn’t happen to a nicer guy!
posted on 01/25/2008 3:14:36 PM PST
To: glock rocks
posted on 01/25/2008 3:15:10 PM PST
by Brad’s Gramma
(Mother of the Bride AND a Groom!!!! *plop* Send $$. Fast. Soon. PLEASE! :))
Bring on the clowns!
posted on 01/25/2008 3:15:15 PM PST
(Serial Hit-N-Run poster)
posted on 01/25/2008 3:15:20 PM PST
(“A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader.” Harry Truman)
Last thought: “Do I still get my virg . . . .”
posted on 01/25/2008 3:15:22 PM PST
by Hunton Peck
(Did his friends call him "Bam Bam"?)
Sounds like the Taliban is having difficulty finding suitable suicide bombers, like those that can chew gum and walk at the same time?
posted on 01/25/2008 3:16:13 PM PST
(Fredhead and proud of it!)
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These people are sooooo inept.
posted on 01/25/2008 3:17:27 PM PST
(People who are easily offended......OFFEND ME!)
I love this story SO much :-)
Keystone Konspirators? ;-)
posted on 01/25/2008 3:19:07 PM PST
(Never give up, never surrender!)
posted on 01/25/2008 3:19:38 PM PST
(Duncan Hunter, Conservative excellence in action.)
I just love premature explodalation stories! I can just picture the guy putting on the vest, looking at his watch, saying “Ooops, gotta go, I’m a little late”, then he hits the top step, trips on his shoelace, and BOOM!
posted on 01/25/2008 3:20:33 PM PST
(Mitt's not IT for me...)
LOL!! It’d be a good one!
posted on 01/25/2008 3:20:44 PM PST
(My warrior, my soldier, my hero - my son. God bless our troops!)
We have a "boom" in booper bombers.
They must be under pressure, in a hurry.
Thanks to our men and women as well as those from NATO!
Thank you ladies and gentlemen for you service!
posted on 01/25/2008 3:22:18 PM PST
(Fascism? All it takes is for good men to say nothing.)
posted on 01/25/2008 3:23:37 PM PST
(If I lead, follow me; If I pause, push me; If I retreat, kill me.)
I’ve fallen and I cant get up!
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I guess thier getting the top of the food chain when recruiting
posted on 01/25/2008 3:25:38 PM PST
by ronnie raygun
(Id rather be hunting with dick than driving with ted)
A great idea for ABC during the writer's strike...
"TERRORISTS' FUNNIEST BLOOPERS!"
To: JRochelle; All
Darwin award nominee maybe??
posted on 01/25/2008 3:27:04 PM PST
(American by birth, Rebel by choice, Marine by act of GOD!)
The Darwin Award goes out to him. As a matter of fact, the Darwin Award goes out to the Islamo Fascists. They would do better if the read a little Soren Kierkagaard and take a leap of faith off some cliffs (I know it doesn’t say to do so) for Mohammad.
To avoid future mishaps, I recommend that every terrorist blow themselves up, at least once, in a live training exercise.
If they survive, they should keep training until they get it right.
posted on 01/25/2008 3:32:05 PM PST
(Disastrous social experimentation is the opiate of elitist snobs.)
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And these are the guys getting the gourmet meals at Club Gitmo.
posted on 01/25/2008 3:37:16 PM PST
(With friends like the media, who needs enemas ?)
Coming down the stairs, he fell down and exploded.
He blowed up good!
Yep, real good!
posted on 01/25/2008 3:37:30 PM PST
by Choose Ye This Day
(Capitalism without failure is like religion without sin.)
Good things do happen in Afghanistan.
posted on 01/25/2008 3:40:12 PM PST
(With friends like the media, who needs enemas ?)
posted on 01/25/2008 3:44:11 PM PST
(If you are the smartest person in the room,you are hanging out with the wrong people.)
Don’t you hate it when that hppens.
posted on 01/25/2008 3:56:27 PM PST
(Unleash the Neutron Bomb)
posted on 01/25/2008 3:57:36 PM PST
by null and void
(Does "I don't remember" Hillary!™ have Alzheimer's? She needs to release her medical records!™)
Witnesses say, “He blowed up real good like”.
posted on 01/25/2008 4:00:01 PM PST
( Reality is the best cure for delusion.)
posted on 01/25/2008 4:13:36 PM PST
(What Would Hobson Choose?)
I find it hard to believe that Afganistan has two seperate flights of stairs.
"PRAISE BE TO ALLAH!!!"
posted on 01/25/2008 4:35:17 PM PST
(I think the border is kind of an artificial barrier - San Antonio councilwoman Patti Radle)
Maybe someone should call SNL, would be a good skit for Chevy.
posted on 01/25/2008 4:37:31 PM PST
posted on 01/25/2008 4:47:31 PM PST
(Kicking and Screaming into the Kingdom of Heaven!)
Hey Buddy, watch that first step...it’s a big one!
posted on 01/25/2008 4:53:53 PM PST
May you all prematurely detonate and hurt nobody but yourself.
posted on 01/25/2008 5:49:59 PM PST
(Send a care package through USO today.)
Father Darwin gathering his flock.
posted on 01/25/2008 6:18:31 PM PST
(Everyone who is for abortion has been born. Ronald Reagan)
Bugs Bunny: “He fall down and go BOOM!”
Where’s the kaboom? There was supposed to be an earth shattering kaboom.
posted on 01/25/2008 7:10:42 PM PST
(Liberal Democrats are the party of EVIL whose time of judgement has come.)
It would be a hoot on pay-per-view.
Make it $49.95 a pop and we could pay off the national debt and fund the war on terrorism.
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