LIVE THREAD - Official Forklift News!!! (Spoonerisms, Knives, Knaves and $$$ also Accepted)

1 posted on 01/27/2008 2:10:06 PM PST by The Spirit Of Allegiance

To: Jim Robinson; Fiddlstix; Brad's Gramma; bd476

2 posted on 01/27/2008 2:11:29 PM PST by The Spirit Of Allegiance (Public Employees: Honor Your Oaths! Defend the Constitution from Enemies--Foreign and Domestic!)

To: The Spirit Of Allegiance

It turns green? IIRC, it turns black with green text + animated fireworks. :O)

3 posted on 01/27/2008 2:12:46 PM PST by jdm (A Hunter Thompson ticket would be suicide.)

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4 posted on 01/27/2008 2:14:25 PM PST by Lead Moderator

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How about for every funny picture people post, they send in $5?

Funny Five!

I’ll be first!

5 posted on 01/27/2008 2:16:04 PM PST by The Spirit Of Allegiance (Public Employees: Honor Your Oaths! Defend the Constitution from Enemies--Foreign and Domestic!)

To: The Spirit Of Allegiance

Bumping the thread and wondering what ever happened to the old fund raiser images that everyone hated so much?

6 posted on 01/27/2008 2:17:30 PM PST by concentric circles

It turns green? IIRC, it turns black with green text + animated fireworks. :O)

PROVE IT. ;^)

7 posted on 01/27/2008 2:19:00 PM PST by The Spirit Of Allegiance (Public Employees: Honor Your Oaths! Defend the Constitution from Enemies--Foreign and Domestic!)

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8 posted on 01/27/2008 2:19:46 PM PST by callisto

To: The Spirit Of Allegiance; Lead Moderator

Direct from Forkupedeia.com. Or maybe not.

9 posted on 01/27/2008 2:26:15 PM PST by The Spirit Of Allegiance (Public Employees: Honor Your Oaths! Defend the Constitution from Enemies--Foreign and Domestic!)

That is a lack of pies!

10 posted on 01/27/2008 2:28:57 PM PST by Red_Devil 232 (VietVet - USMC All Ready On The Right? All Ready On The Left? All Ready On The Firing Line!)

To: Rennes Templar; LexBaird; mikrofon; martin_fierro; lowbridge; trooprally; Larry Lucido; ...

Put-down-the-TV-remote-and-pick-up-your-Fork-ping.

Pun for All and All for Pun....
Funners & Punners
ping list PING! (see keyword FReePun)
If you want either on or off
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you must be out of your minds....

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11 posted on 01/27/2008 2:32:37 PM PST by The Spirit Of Allegiance (Public Employees: Honor Your Oaths! Defend the Constitution from Enemies--Foreign and Domestic!)

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12 posted on 01/27/2008 2:37:27 PM PST by Lead Moderator

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As Yogi Berra said, “When you come to a fork in the road, take it...”

13 posted on 01/27/2008 2:39:29 PM PST by null and void (Does "I don't remember" Hillary!™ have Alzheimer's? She needs to release her medical records now!)

Hey! QQQQ!

I think you belong on this thread...

14 posted on 01/27/2008 2:40:04 PM PST by null and void (Does "I don't remember" Hillary!™ have Alzheimer's? She needs to release her medical records now!)

To: concentric circles

Some of those images would make some give just to make them go away!

15 posted on 01/27/2008 2:42:25 PM PST by ThomasThomas ( /|\_/|\_/|\)

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16 posted on 01/27/2008 2:43:18 PM PST by martin_fierro (< |:)~)

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The Hills Are Alive...with the sound of tuning forks....

17 posted on 01/27/2008 2:45:08 PM PST by The Spirit Of Allegiance (Public Employees: Honor Your Oaths! Defend the Constitution from Enemies--Foreign and Domestic!)

To: The Spirit Of Allegiance; aculeus; Charles Henrickson; dead; dighton; Lazamataz; mikrofon; ...

18 posted on 01/27/2008 2:45:17 PM PST by martin_fierro (< |:)~)

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19 posted on 01/27/2008 2:51:37 PM PST by STARWISE (They (Dims) think of this WOT as Bush's war, not America's war-RichardMiniter, respected OBL author)

To: null and void

Johnny Carson has a famous Fork In The Road photo out there but you have to send in $5 to FR, to post it on this thread!

RULES.

20 posted on 01/27/2008 2:52:12 PM PST by The Spirit Of Allegiance (Public Employees: Honor Your Oaths! Defend the Constitution from Enemies--Foreign and Domestic!)

Technically, that’s a knifelift, because the two horizontal steel sections are called ‘blades.’

But send in your $5 anyway, and thanks for playing ;^)

21 posted on 01/27/2008 2:54:16 PM PST by The Spirit Of Allegiance (Public Employees: Honor Your Oaths! Defend the Constitution from Enemies--Foreign and Domestic!)

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22 posted on 01/27/2008 2:55:33 PM PST by STARWISE (They (Dims) think of this WOT as Bush's war, not America's war-RichardMiniter, respected OBL author)

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But IT IS green ....

23 posted on 01/27/2008 2:55:55 PM PST by STARWISE (They (Dims) think of this WOT as Bush's war, not America's war-RichardMiniter, respected OBL author)

To: The Spirit Of Allegiance

Hi! Don't just hang around, dontate already!

24 posted on 01/27/2008 2:59:15 PM PST by DoughtyOne (< fence >< sound immigration policies >< /weasles >< /RINOs >< /Reagan wannabees that are liberal >)

To: The Spirit Of Allegiance

As Lamhet would say: “It is kidder bold, and I am hick at seart.”

26 posted on 01/27/2008 3:35:52 PM PST by Socratic (“Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrow; it empties today of its strength.” - Corrie Ten Boom)

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More for the following.

27 posted on 01/27/2008 4:03:49 PM PST by synbad600

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28 posted on 01/27/2008 4:16:14 PM PST by mikrofon (Tine to Donate)

You can tuna fish, but can you tuna fork?

The answer will cost you $5.

29 posted on 01/27/2008 4:25:44 PM PST by The Spirit Of Allegiance (Public Employees: Honor Your Oaths! Defend the Constitution from Enemies--Foreign and Domestic!)

Thanks for your Hugh donation to this Freepathon thread!

30 posted on 01/27/2008 4:26:42 PM PST by The Spirit Of Allegiance (Public Employees: Honor Your Oaths! Defend the Constitution from Enemies--Foreign and Domestic!)

To: The Spirit Of Allegiance

Sorry. I wanted to give to FR again, but I'm trying to make up just a bit, for all the slander against Mike Huckabee here and I'm giving to his campaign, instead.

31 posted on 01/27/2008 4:52:37 PM PST by unspun (Mike Huckabee: Government's job is "protect us, not have to provide for us.")

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32 posted on 01/27/2008 5:18:36 PM PST by gpapa ("My idea of gun control is a good, steady aim" - Fred Thompson)

To: gpapa; Lead Moderator

Excellent! A picture is worth 1000 words and at $5 per picture, you owe FR $11.82.

Fork it over ;^)

33 posted on 01/27/2008 5:22:09 PM PST by The Spirit Of Allegiance (Public Employees: Honor Your Oaths! Defend the Constitution from Enemies--Foreign and Domestic!)

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34 posted on 01/27/2008 5:32:42 PM PST by gpapa ("My idea of gun control is a good, steady aim" - Fred Thompson)

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In only takes a few clicks with a valid credit card. We're waiting.

35 posted on 01/27/2008 5:39:03 PM PST by gpapa ("My idea of gun control is a good, steady aim" - Fred Thompson)

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36 posted on 01/27/2008 5:52:14 PM PST by gpapa ("My idea of gun control is a good, steady aim" - Fred Thompson)

To: gpapa; Jim Robinson

WooHoo! Thank you, gpapa!

Next?

37 posted on 01/27/2008 5:52:18 PM PST by The Spirit Of Allegiance (Public Employees: Honor Your Oaths! Defend the Constitution from Enemies--Foreign and Domestic!)

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38 posted on 01/27/2008 6:08:09 PM PST by Lead Moderator

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39 posted on 01/27/2008 7:34:47 PM PST by Deetes (God Bless the Troops)

40 posted on 01/27/2008 8:00:33 PM PST by Slip18

If you’re going to go BOOM, leave your money to a good cause like FR since you won’t be needing it...

41 posted on 01/27/2008 8:08:56 PM PST by The Spirit Of Allegiance (Public Employees: Honor Your Oaths! Defend the Constitution from Enemies--Foreign and Domestic!)

To: The Spirit Of Allegiance

"the Freepathon bar...vanishes"

BUMPING the vanishing bar! ;o)

42 posted on 01/27/2008 9:26:33 PM PST by dixiechick2000 (There ought to be one day-- just one-- when there is open season on senators. ~~ Will Rogers)

To: The Spirit Of Allegiance

Sorry, I got tapped out by Fred.

Vault employee driving a forklift removes a block of currency off a tall stack, and takes it to Shipping, for transfer to Fred08.

It's not like I'm made of money, you know!

43 posted on 01/27/2008 9:34:34 PM PST by ApplegateRanch ( Not a Hyphenated-American; I'm a Gringo-ChinAfroMexistanian, made in the USA, by American workers!)

To: The Spirit Of Allegiance

Where's the nekkid pix? I came on this thread for the nekkid pix, dang it.

Why do I always have to be the one to post the nekkid pix?

44 posted on 01/28/2008 9:01:58 AM PST by Billthedrill

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