Skip to comments.Baby Dolphin Murders Blamed on US Military… Culprit OTHER Dolphins!
Posted on 01/27/2008 6:13:11 PM PST by dynachrome
So, scientists find the dead bodies of dozens of dolphins and baby porpoises near Miami, Florida and across the pond along Scotlands East Coast. These aquatic mammals where literally beaten to death with multiple internal injuries, lacerations, contusions and the like. Back in 1997 the whole C.S.I. treatment was given these animals and guess who these scientists first blamed? You guessed it, the United States Military. It turns out, however, that scientists have now realized that it is the smartest fishie on earth that is responsible. Yes, they were surprised to discover that dolphins are outright murderers. So much for a smarter more peaceful ocean, eh?
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dolphin-dolphin aggression is the dirty little secret that dolphin race-baiters don’t want you to know about.
Peta maroons heads are gonna explode over this.
I bet Algore will say its because the oceans are warming and the Dolphins are killing their young so they will not have to suffer.
The Japanese fisheries are also the worst when it comes to dolphin killings.
I think the leftist MSM blamed Navy sonar right away.
“If dolphins are so smart why do they live in igloos?”
- Eric Cartman
must be our ultra-secret contusion and laceration inducing sonar weapon. cool. i want one.
There was always something about Flipper’s constant, stupid grin that made me distrust him.........
it’s aight. Dolphin-on-Dolphin crime gets a pass... just like black on black. It’s a culture thing, and we don’t want to offend Dolphins.. do we?
I have a dolphin mounted over my fireplace.
“I bet Algore will say its because the oceans are warming and the Dolphins are killing their young so they will not have to suffer.”
I always knew Dolphins were evil. ;-)
Bet these “scientists” are also big AGW pushers too.
I remember when I was a kid there was some hints that this was already known. One textbook actually showed an adult dolphin biting the tail flukes of a baby dolphin but explained it as a daddy dolphin “spanking” a baby dolphin who had been naughty.
One cannot “murder” an animal. That crime is reserved for humans.
One commenter said, "so, if we buy dolphin-friendly tuna, are we abetting a crime?" heh.
So long, and thanks for all the fish.
.... bodies of dozens of dolphins and baby porpoises near Miami, Florida and across the pond along Scotlands East Coast. These aquatic mammals where literally beaten to death with multiple internal injuries, lacerations, contusions and the like.
It's a Gang thing. Dolphins and Porpoises just don't like each other.
I've seen some of their fights, wasn't pretty. Switch-blade knives and Saturday Night Specials were everywhere. A few even had TEC-9s (the gang leaders). It was utter carnage.
Probably they were ex-military dolphins who were trained to murder by the military and then turned back into the civilian dolphin population without proper counseling.
Actually, dolphins have been known to attack and kill porpoises.
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