Posted on 01/28/2008 6:07:19 AM PST by Doc Savage
Take your best guess as to where the 20,000 spy satellite (big as a bus!) will crash to earth. Winner gets lunch with Hillary. My guess...
1. SuperBowl Halftime!
I’ll go with the odds and say, somewhere in the ocean.
70% chance it hits the water...........
What is the inclination of the orbit? Sure, it is more likely to hit water, but the question is which body of water.
It’s going to hit some teenager named “George” on her lunch break somewhere in the Northwest,
I’ll wager 10 Quatloos on the Pacific Ocean.
It's going to take out the Democrat Party?
Most likely in an ocean, but I wish it would land on Ahmadinajad.
If it misses the water, there’s a 80% chance it hits within a mile of a Starbucks.
Mecca, on Presidents Day.
Water ... prolly Bill Gates’ swimming pool.
In the ocean — on a cruise ship.
100% chance it hits a victim.
Women and children, hardest hit (of course)
A short bus?
If Hillary were president, it would come in for a controlled landing in China.
....and then that victim will be used by the democrats as the ‘front person’ against ALL eeevil republicans in any capacity the dems see fit.
Mindy & Bubba Trailer Court and Bait Shop, Lot #13, Powhattan AR. St. Patrick’s Day. No injuries, mobile a total loss, however, the 1979 Trans Am on cinder blocks beats the odds and is saved.
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