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Sheryl Crow: The "one square" TP debate was all a Rovian plot
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Posted on 01/29/2008 11:47:28 AM PST by mnehring

Finally, after nearly a year we get to the bottom of the story.

Last spring, you were held up as a parody of environmental correctness when you proposed restricting the use of toilet paper to one square per bathroom visit. What was that about? I think it’s a fantastic and eye-opening example of how the media is operated by political figures, of how Karl Rove was humiliated in the media and how, within 24 hours, he was able to humiliate me and take any sort of credibility away from me.

What are you saying? You think Karl Rove leaked the toilet-paper story to the press after you and Laurie David sparred with him about global warming at the White House correspondents’ dinner? I cannot tie him directly to that leak, but within 24 hours of our exchange, as we were leaving D.C., it was on the CNN ticker tape: “Sheryl Crow has proposed that we legislate toilet paper to one square.”

Did you ever actually suggest that? It was always a joke. It was part of a shtick…”

It’s not the first time Crow has said “one square” was a joke. But it is the first time she has tied it to Rove’s ubiquitous, evil schemes. As usual with these liberal accusations, though, it turns out to be a fantasy. “One square” didn’t originate with Turd Blossom. It originated with an article on the Huffington Post, which was written by none other than Sheryl Crow.

Unless…Rove is such a magnificent you-know-what that he somehow posed as Crow, wrote that post, and then leaked it to CNN. It must be that.

Or Crow is now joking about the plot about the joke.


TOPICS: Miscellaneous; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: caughtinalie; eatcrow; freepun; getrove; globalwarmingscare; hollyweird; hyperbole; karlrove; liberalelite; oldcrow; revisionisthistory; rove; sherylcrow; shutupandsing; toiletpaper
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1 posted on 01/29/2008 11:47:29 AM PST by mnehring
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To: mnehrling

Karl Rove...
Leak...
Toilet paper...

They really do write themselves!


2 posted on 01/29/2008 11:51:37 AM PST by null and void (Conservatism. It's the new Black...)
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To: null and void
I’m surprised it took them this long to get to the bottom of this. You would think, the way Rove works, there would have been at least one or two information dumps.
3 posted on 01/29/2008 11:52:38 AM PST by mnehring (Glenfiddich/Macallan 08)
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To: mnehrling

Sheryl Crowe...a vacuous gasbag and a bad singer to boot.
Probably has a smelly behind too, but Id hate to insult all smelly behinds.


4 posted on 01/29/2008 11:53:28 AM PST by DeusExMachina05 (I will not go into Dhimmitude quietly.)
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To: mnehrling

Sheryl Crow is just an ugly, nasty person. And I’m not talking about looks.


5 posted on 01/29/2008 11:54:21 AM PST by RabidBartender
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To: mnehrling
I figured Rove would target someone, y’know, like, more important maybe.
6 posted on 01/29/2008 11:54:23 AM PST by BallyBill (Serial Hit-N-Run poster)
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To: mnehrling
within 24 hours, he was able to humiliate me and take any sort of credibility away from me.

She thinks she had credibility. Haahaahaa!

7 posted on 01/29/2008 11:55:54 AM PST by Brett66 (Where government advances, and it advances relentlessly , freedom is imperiled -Janice Rogers Brown)
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8 posted on 01/29/2008 11:56:08 AM PST by WakeUpAndVote (Beef.)
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To: mnehrling
The Vast Rove "Water Closet" Conspiracy?
9 posted on 01/29/2008 11:56:10 AM PST by PBRSTREETGANG
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I swear. These liberal idiots don’t even realize how stupid they sound or maybe they do, but they know that their ilk will believe it.


10 posted on 01/29/2008 11:56:25 AM PST by cpanter
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Yes, Sheryl, you really, really rate a “hit” by Karl Rove........


11 posted on 01/29/2008 11:57:10 AM PST by Red Badger ( We don't have science, but we do have consensus.......)
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To: mnehrling
It originated with an article on the Huffington Post, which was written by none other than Sheryl Crow.

Original column.

12 posted on 01/29/2008 11:57:24 AM PST by jdm (A Hunter Thompson ticket would be suicide.)
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Hey sheryl... you skank... do you know why your soul mate Lance Armstrong is now making whoopie with Mary Kate Olson instead of making babies with you? Because Mary Kate uses as much toilet paper as she needs to use... she also bathes and does not hang around scroats like laurie david!

LLS

13 posted on 01/29/2008 11:57:28 AM PST by LibLieSlayer (Support America, Kill terrorists, Destroy dims and vote for?)
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To: mnehrling
"That girl has issues!"


14 posted on 01/29/2008 11:57:36 AM PST by avacado
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To: cpanter
Dufuss. She must love swimming in humiliation.
15 posted on 01/29/2008 11:58:25 AM PST by Eric in the Ozarks (ENERGY CRISIS made in Washington D. C.)
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To: Brett66

***She thinks she had credibility. Haahaahaa!***

To much OLD CROW makes anyone think they have credibility.


16 posted on 01/29/2008 11:59:21 AM PST by Ruy Dias de Bivar (Only infidel blood can quench Muslim thirst-- Abdul-Jalil Nazeer al-Karouri)
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To: jdm

Her brother suggested we wash that one square out. It must run in the family.


17 posted on 01/29/2008 12:01:59 PM PST by JZelle
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To: null and void

Kaw! Kaw!


18 posted on 01/29/2008 12:02:49 PM PST by Clint N. Suhks (Hillary Billary dock, the louse can deal the schlock!)
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To: mnehrling

/This is par for the course for these imbecilic bald faced lying, frothing at the mouth drunkie/junkie pervo Party of never gtow up 13 year olds.

Yiou hear the laughable lie one of these other “geniuses” came up with just in the lasr rwo days?

Raging at Clinton, over his dirty tricks and racism against Obama, They said, as if they were speaking for all the Dim Party, that they “Were Sick of the Clintons and all the dirty tricks that they used, that they LEARNED FROM THE BUSH ADMIN!”

LOL! Like they learned *any* of their dirty tactics from Bush admin. Like Bill and Hill were just the two swreetest and most lovely and honest people, before they ran into the EEEEEvillll Bush and his :henchmen”.

These people really *are* a bunch of self deluding paranoid imbeciles.


19 posted on 01/29/2008 12:02:53 PM PST by DGHoodini (Silent tears, bleeding heart...Well our prima donna plies her art.)
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To: mnehrling

Sheryl......stop digging.


20 posted on 01/29/2008 12:03:28 PM PST by joebuck
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