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Romney the Red-Mitt Mormon
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| 1/30/08
| littlehouse36
Posted on 01/30/2008 9:22:08 AM PST by littlehouse36
You know Hunter and Thompson
and Rudy and Keyes,
Ron Paul and Tancredo
McCain, Huckabee.
But do you recall
the most famous contender of all?
Romney the red-mitt Mormon
Was a shining CEO
When the Olympics hired him
You can say our nation glowed
All of the politicians
Used to laugh and call him "lame"
They wouldn't let Mitt's army
Join in any DC games
One Fat Tuesday voters came
Pollsters heard them say:
"Romney with your mind so bright
Wont' you take the helm tonight?
Mitt then began his mission
Orchestrating Washington
Faithful, commanding Romney
He became our favorite son!
TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: hoorayforvanities; mccain; romney
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To: littlehouse36
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posted on
01/30/2008 9:23:22 AM PST
by
DannyTN
To: littlehouse36
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posted on
01/30/2008 9:23:27 AM PST
by
DannyTN
To: littlehouse36
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posted on
01/30/2008 9:23:57 AM PST
by
Brilliant
To: littlehouse36
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posted on
01/30/2008 9:24:48 AM PST
by
JDickeson75
(The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time, with the blood of patriots and tyrants.)
To: littlehouse36
Mittbots: Does not compute!
Does not compute!
Does not compute!
Does not compute!
Does not compute!
Does not compute!
Does not compute!
Romney the Red-Mitt Mormon
Does not compute!
Does not compute!
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posted on
01/30/2008 9:28:12 AM PST
by
Berlin_Freeper
(Hunter's endorsement makes Huckabee the last credible candidate on FR)
To: littlehouse36
Mitt was a flip flopper,
Would tell you what you want to hear.
Mitt was a liberal,
but conservative this year.
Oh Mitt with your pandering,
What truly do you believe?
Is it forced RomneyCare,
Or billions for Detroit?
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posted on
01/30/2008 9:30:26 AM PST
by
Leisler
To: littlehouse36
That was really bad on many levels.
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posted on
01/30/2008 9:31:23 AM PST
by
MeanWestTexan
(At kaki metumtam, Rudy McRomnabee)
To: littlehouse36
I have said before Mitt has the potential to be another Reagan.
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posted on
01/30/2008 9:33:07 AM PST
by
Rennes Templar
("The future ain't what it used to be".........Yogi Berra)
To: littlehouse36
Romney may well become our next president. Should he get the 'Pubbie nod, I'll vote for him in the general.
Then I'll go home and hack off my lever-pullin' finger with a dull 'n rusty nail file.
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posted on
01/30/2008 9:33:19 AM PST
by
LIConFem
(Thompson. Lifetime ACU Rating: 86 -- Hunter Lifetime ACU Rating: 92 (any combo will do, fellas))
To: MeanWestTexan
Actually, not so bad ... there are waaayyyy too many anti-Romneys on this board ... relative newbies, one issue-ers ... really down on Mitt ... almost makes me want to vote for him.
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posted on
01/30/2008 9:34:25 AM PST
by
knarf
(I say things that are true ... I have no proof ... but they're true.)
To: littlehouse36
Fairly lame-o. I'd recommend this:
All of the Moms and Daddies,
Used to yell out loud, "for shame!"
Mitt wouldn't let the Boy Scouts,
Join in the Olympic games.
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posted on
01/30/2008 9:36:33 AM PST
by
Antoninus
(Flip Romney: Fighting to make the national GOP look more like the Massachusetts GOP.)
To: littlehouse36
It’s Christmas again, already?
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posted on
01/30/2008 9:38:18 AM PST
by
tumblindice
(this space for rent)
To: littlehouse36
Man, I read the title and thought someone was calling Romney a Communist.
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posted on
01/30/2008 9:39:37 AM PST
by
ECM
(Government is a make-work program for lawyers.)
To: Leisler
Mitt Romney is a very decent man and does not deserve to be called names by Conservatives.
The man loves his wife, loves his family, loves his country and is trying to serve it in a way he thinks will be helpful.
If you do not want to vote for him that is fine. But this is not the kind of American we need to be tearing down at this time in our history.
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posted on
01/30/2008 9:39:54 AM PST
by
elizabetty
("Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm." .Ralph Waldo Emerson)
To: knarf
Well, I am not new, but I AM anti-Romney.
Of course, I am also anti-Rudy, anti-McCain, and anti-the-crazy-guy whose name I forget.
Generally disgusted with the lot of them.
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posted on
01/30/2008 9:40:22 AM PST
by
MeanWestTexan
(At kaki metumtam, Rudy McRomnabee)
To: littlehouse36
Actually, this one's even better:
There once was a liberal named Mitt,
Who had lots of dough, I admit.
But the voters got wise
To his phony disguise
And now his campaign looks like sh!t.
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posted on
01/30/2008 9:41:11 AM PST
by
Antoninus
(Flip Romney: Fighting to make the national GOP look more like the Massachusetts GOP.)
To: knarf; Jim Robinson
Actually, not so bad ... there are waaayyyy too many anti-Romneys on this board ... relative newbies, one issue-ers ... really down on Mitt ... almost makes me want to vote for him.
Yeah, guys like Jim Robinson, for instance. Can't stand that noob. :-)
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posted on
01/30/2008 9:42:07 AM PST
by
Antoninus
(Flip Romney: Fighting to make the national GOP look more like the Massachusetts GOP.)
To: Antoninus
To: elizabetty
Actually the same can be said about most of the Republican candidates including all those who have dropped out. I have good reasons for not wanting Romney to be president none of which have anything to do with his decency (unless you think distrusting him reflects on that).
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