YOU MAY BE A TALIBAN IF..........

Nealz Nuze ^ | January 20, 2007 | Neal Boortz

[Turret Gunner A20]

YOU MAY BE A TALIBAN IF..........

1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.

2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.

3. You have more wives than teeth.

4. You wipe your butt with your bare left hand, but consider bacon "unclean."

5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.

6. You can't think of anyone you HAVEN'T declared Jihad against.

7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.

8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.

9. You've ever uttered the phrase, "I love what you've done with your cave."

10. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least one.

11. You bathe at least monthly whether necessary or not.

12. You've ever had a crush on your neighbor's goat.

It seems to me that a lot of these things apply to much more than the Taliban.

[BallyBill]

You Don’t Hate John McCain.

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

LOL.....PING!!

Thanks for posting I needed a laugh.

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

“You’ve had real hot Camel Lovin”???

[wastedyears]

LOL Those were funny

[Pistolshot]

You’ve traded more than one wife for a newer AK47.

[zerosix]

A well needed guffaw (after mcLame’s disgusting “win” last night.)

[Red Badger]

13. You think Helen Thomas and Madeline Allbright are “hotties”...............

[reagan_fanatic]

14) You’re a well-traveled man. Parts of you are in Khandahar, parts of you are in Kabul, parts of you are in...

[Turret Gunner A20]

13. You think Helen Thomas and Madeline Allbright are “hotties”...............

Sheeeeeesh! Even the Taliban can't be that bad off, can they???

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

"Sheeeeeesh! Even the Taliban can't be that bad off, can they???"

Maybe...Ever wonder why they cover the women from head to toe, with only their eyes showing???

[Red Badger]

If you lived in a cave for five years and all you had to look at were dirty, smelly, bearded men and goats, what would YOU think?........

[camle]

"“You’ve had real hot Camel Lovin”??? "

HEY!!!!;-)

[xrmusn]

You get ‘modern’ and let your wife (wives) walk in front of you -— but neglect to tell anyone it is because of land mines....

[alecqss]

Let’s add another one:
13. You think that “bone loss” refers to a head condition.

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

I said Camel not camle....

:o)

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

I said Camel not camle....

:o)

[SlowBoat407]

If your cave collapses and you start frantically calling your wife’s name... because she was the closest to your guns...

you just might be a Taliban.

[evets]

You may be muslim if...
You stone a woman for adultery,
while you rape a boy for muhammed.

[camle]

WHEW!!

thanx fer the clarification;-)