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Middle school issues ban on intentional flatulence
VillageSoup/Knox County Times ^
| 2/1/08
| Holly S. Anderson
Posted on 02/04/2008 3:04:16 PM PST by null and void
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To: null and void
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posted on
02/04/2008 3:41:28 PM PST
by
Outland
(Liberalism is a mental disorder. Socialism is a deep psychosis. Communism is brain cancer.)
To: lightman
I should say you've had enough !!!
42
posted on
02/04/2008 3:42:06 PM PST
by
Centurion2000
(When a population loses faith in the justice system, criminals will fight to the death more often.)
Comment #43 Removed by Moderator
To: null and void
Ban farting? Well,
that stinks.
Oh....wait....
44
posted on
02/04/2008 3:42:35 PM PST
by
Pablo64
(What is popular is not always right. What is right is not always popular.)
Comment #45 Removed by Moderator
To: TheStickman
“I ping in your general direction”
46
posted on
02/04/2008 3:46:33 PM PST
by
visualops
(artlife.us nature wallpapers)
Comment #47 Removed by Moderator
To: OB1kNOb
I'm a grandma. It's a gift!! Evokes pity. "Can we do something for you grandma?"
If you eat a lot of oatmeal, you turn into a train!!
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posted on
02/04/2008 3:47:43 PM PST
by
Sacajaweau
("The Cracker" will be renamed "The Crapper")
To: Morgana
“I am not sure, but I think this one is for real”
I’ve never done that and once thought it was just BS. But a good friend proved me wrong around age 15.
49
posted on
02/04/2008 3:48:37 PM PST
by
Will88
( The Worst Case Scenario: McCain with a Dhimm majority in the House and Senate)
To: knarf
[My 14 yo son and his buddy roll around, laughing their asses off when they get into farting contests.]
The eight kinds of farts-
The Fizz
The Fuzz
The Fizzy-Fuzz
The Fuzzy-Fizz
The Rip
The S4it
The Tear Ass
And the Pletchhhhhh
My recollections from a 1950’s risque record!
In another there was a “blow by blow” account of a farting contest. One participant was disqualified because he S4IT!
eeeeuuuuuuwwwwwwwwww
50
posted on
02/04/2008 3:49:23 PM PST
by
dbacks
(Taglines for sale or rent.)
To: Disambiguator
Well, at least they weren’t lighting them on fire. I didn't learn that till college....
51
posted on
02/04/2008 3:50:17 PM PST
by
Drango
(A liberal's compassion is limited only by the size of someone else's wallet.)
Comment #52 Removed by Moderator
To: null and void
My son’s junior high school was evacuated today due to a suspected gas leak. Pure coincidence maybe?
53
posted on
02/04/2008 3:54:20 PM PST
by
rockthecasbah
(He has sounded forth the trumpet that shall never call retreat.)
To: Centurion2000
54
posted on
02/04/2008 3:54:42 PM PST
by
lightman
(The Office of the Keys should be exercised as some ministry needs to be Exorcised.)
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To: dbacks
"One participant was disqualified because he S4IT!"That just wasn't fair. Even Frank Sinatra had to clear his throat!
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posted on
02/04/2008 4:10:11 PM PST
by
OldEagle
To: elcid1970; Allegra
“Anyway, this activity normally ceases when boys discover girls.”
I’m still putting up with farting giggling grown men...it’s been 25 years...
To: Morgana
To: null and void
Every generation has to one-up the previous generation. At this rate, it won’t be too much longer before kids are walking around school with a big load in their pants. How can learning take place in such an environment?
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posted on
02/04/2008 4:26:35 PM PST
by
LibWhacker
("I don't like prison. They have the wrong types of bars in there." Charles Bukowski)
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