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[neodad]

My tie is gayer than yours.

[Reagan79]

Boy . . . I wish I was a real war hero like you and not just a snail munching windsurfer.

[JRochelle]

McCain is angry.

His fists are clenched.

[MaryFromMichigan]

The inane and the insane meet again.

[pillut48]

Where and when is this picture from?

[fishergirl]

I just can’t make up my mind between leather or fabric. I think I’ll go with fabric since the leather may be too cold on my hemrrhoids. How ‘bout you?

[Hegemony Cricket]

McCain: “Yo, JFnK, if you tell me you were in Viet Nam just one more time, I swear I will Swiftboat myself...”

[EagleUSA]

“See, I told you that liberalism and socialism were the key to winning over the stupid public...they still don’t realize THEY will have to pay for it...”

[El Sordo]

McCain is thinking: “I can’t wait to put the first intern on my staff.”

[indylindy]

Goofus and Doofus.

[Baladas]

What’s new?

[driftdiver]

When is that intern arriving?

[CIDKauf]

I’m tellin ya John ya shoulda run with me and you’de be retiring now!

[Natural Law]

Hey McCain, please pass me the roll of TP.

[Cicero]

“Hey, Jean Kerri. I already told the press that the Swiftboat veterans are liars. What more do you want? I’m the only certified military hero around here.”

[fhayek]

Hey John, you remember Bill and Monica...

[VRWC For Truth]

"All aboard!"

[TomGuy]

"Mac, you need to learn to lighten up, some.
Tell some jokes and stuff.
Hire me. I'll write you some. I'm good at them.
Did you hear the one about the US troops stuck in Iraq?"

[cquiggy]

Kerry:Did I tell you I was a hero in Vietnam.

McCain: I cowered like this whenever the Viet Cong came near.

[SERKIT]

Stockholm Syndrome and Stockholm Syndrome by Proxy.

[snippy_about_it]

McCain to Kerry: John, did I ever tell you I was in Vietnam, too.

[Chili Girl]

Yes - I remember. I’ll-do-anything-to-be-in-a-higher-office-McCain. Grrr...

[doodad]

Geez John!!

Sorry K, couldn’t squeeze that out quietly on this slick chair.

[Disambiguator]

Why is all the text on those rail cars backwards? Was that photo taken in someone’s rearview mirror?

[South40]

Kerry: "You've had to defend your lies, sure. But I had defend my lies, attacks from the Swift Boaters AND the bad press my half-wit wife was causing."

BTW...sorry about that crack Teresa made about Arizona being irrelevent."

[Minnesoootan]

“John,if you really wanna win this thing quit using your war record”

[So Circumstanced]

“I gave YOUR offer to be MY vicepresident serious thought on the last go round.

All I’m asking you is to extent to me the same courtesy.”

[t1b8zs]

Its reversed

[dominic flandry]

Now its’ my turn John, I get to be your Vice President.

[Radix]

 

How come people have to call it "Going to the John" whenever they need to take a crap?

[Brian S. Fitzgerald]

“I was only thinking of your welfare during my anti-war days.”

[ditto h]

I don't know why they call you a war hero just because you flew too low and were shot down.

[Minnesoootan]

alternative:

"You ok with me being a lefty?"

[La Enchiladita]

As usual, Radix wins!!!
LOLOL.

[Riptides]

McCain: “And this is how I slid my foot under the bathroom stall divider to get Larry Craig’s attention”

[dayglored]

> McCain is angry. His fists are clenched.

McCain is angry. His fists are clenched He's breathing.

There, fixed it.

[Waco]

Can America survive these idiots. Film at 11:00.

[Osage Orange]

Where and when is this picture from?

Vietnam...Cambodia?

[theDentist]

"So there I was, in Cambodia on a Christmas eve, eating Orange Glazed Baked squab and cake Mumsie had flown in for me- you Dad ever do that for you?- anyhow I was wondering if I could get another Purple Heart for a shaving cut, and one of the boys eating those detestable C-Rations asked if I was so special that I had to eat like a President, and I began thinking how my initials were the same as JFK...."

[cripplecreek]

My wife is richer than yours.

[o_zarkman44]

And Elmer said to Daffy “I pwefer deer hunting, cwawwing on my bewwy. Dos sqwurrwles are hawd and waff at me wen I twy to shute dem an miss.”

[dbwz]

“Snail munching”?

[csvset]

Two Johns, both willing to screw their country.

[Dr.Deth]

"I'll drink what my Vice President is drinking."

[AmericanInTokyo]

"So, like, I walk into this bathroom and Larry Craig is in the next stall...."

[Political Junkie Too]

From Blazing Primaries...

McCain:
I'm tired,
Tired, tired of being admired
Tired of playing the game
Ain't it a crying shame
I'm so tired

Kerry:

Don't you know he's pooped?

-PJ

[Just mythoughts]

“John, I shot this footage, right before I got my second Purple Heart”, JFKerry narrating his Vietnam movie footage....

[Scythian]

Hey Kerry, I'm going to do something your just going to freak on. I'm going to steal the party away from the conservatives and we can watch them squirm and rage against the machine unable to do anything about it. I've got some techie folks recording the threads on that FreeRepublic website so later in my presidency I can read them over and over again and gloat as only I can ...

[Reagan79]

When Kerry ran for president he did a photo op with Edwards and his family at a Wendy’s. They ordered the food then took pictures. Then trashed the food without touching it and were served caviar and snails on their campaign plane right after the event.