Do you have any other Liberal MSM talking points you would like to parrot?
That’s not a parrot, that’s a macaw.
(seriously, though... that bird’s a macaw, not a parrot)
But wait, the MSM says practically nobody voted for Thompson, so presumably he actually won in a landslide. Yeah! The republic is saved, Thompson is already president and is enacting his sweeping mandate for Freeper style conservatism, with all the trimmings! And absolutely everyone loves him for it. Why even Ahmadinejad is so impressed, he resigned yesterday and let in inspectors and said Iran is giving up its nuke quest.
You can tell all these wonderful things are happening, because the MSM claims they are not, while conservative freepers wish they did. And since the MSM lies, and conservative freepers are Gods Own Annointed, clearly whatever the latter long for has actually come to pass already.
Glad we got that straight. Now take another toke and let the grown ups decide how to run the country. OK?