Ya know, your insensitive racist homophobic gender-normative hegemonic attack on this national icon gave me an idea.
Instead of waterboarding the terrorist fellows presently vacationing at Guantanamo, perhaps a more effective form of torture would be Maya Angelou recordings. I give the toughest Muslim suicide bomber 10 minutes before he cracks. Perhaps an even more potent threat might be to include the overweight linguistic charlatan as one of the terror chappie's Seventy-two Virgins.
You cruel and inhuman b@st@rd. Time to read up on Geneva :)