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Gorillas Caught Making Love, Human Style
FoxNews.com ^ | Feb 14, 2008 | Tuan C. Nguyen

Posted on 02/14/2008 11:12:42 AM PST by quark

Gorillas have been caught on camera for the first time performing face-to-face intercourse.

Humans and bonobos were the only primates thought to mate in this manner. And while researchers have observed wild gorillas engaged in such an act, it had never been photographed.

"Our current knowledge of wild western gorillas is very limited, and this report provides information on various aspects of their sexual behavior," said Thomas Breuer of the Max Planck Institute for Evolutionary Anthropology. "It is fascinating to see similarities between gorilla and human sexual behavior demonstrated by our observation."

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1 posted on 02/14/2008 11:12:43 AM PST by quark
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To: quark

That’s what happens when a ring is never even an option!
(I kid - I kid.)


2 posted on 02/14/2008 11:14:20 AM PST by The Toll
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To: al baby; Auntbee; BJClinton; Dashing Dasher; dfwddr; exile; feinswinesuksass; Finger Monkey; ...
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket TaЯd ping!

"Tard" refers to the ping list members and not to the subject of the thread!

List of Ping Lists

3 posted on 02/14/2008 11:15:18 AM PST by EveningStar
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To: quark

So ... when mixing the soundtrack for this, does one add jungle drums to the “chk chk duwaahhh” music?


4 posted on 02/14/2008 11:15:49 AM PST by r9etb
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To: quark

Monkey see, monkey do? Alright, whose been monkeying around with my monkey?...............


5 posted on 02/14/2008 11:15:57 AM PST by Red Badger ( We don't have science, but we do have consensus.......)
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To: r9etb

so many jokes we could all think of that we shouldn’t say out loud..............


6 posted on 02/14/2008 11:16:28 AM PST by Dilbert San Diego
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To: quark

Too many missionaries in Congo apparently.


7 posted on 02/14/2008 11:16:36 AM PST by PBRSTREETGANG
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To: quark

Those ain’t gorillas-—That’s my neighbor Ray and his woman Angie.


8 posted on 02/14/2008 11:16:37 AM PST by brooklyn dave (got my lawn chair ready to watch Armageddon)
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To: quark

Get back to me when dogs start doing it human style.


9 posted on 02/14/2008 11:16:54 AM PST by Constitution Day
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To: martin_fierro

ping


10 posted on 02/14/2008 11:17:07 AM PST by EveningStar
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To: quark

So now we know where all the bandwidth will go when gorillas start up their own Internet.


11 posted on 02/14/2008 11:17:18 AM PST by AZLiberty (President Fred -- I like the sound of it.)
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To: quark

Gives a new meaning to the phrase “screw like wild monkeys...”


12 posted on 02/14/2008 11:17:30 AM PST by JRios1968 ("If you go over a cliff with all flags flying, you are still going over a cliff" óRonald Reagan)
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To: quark

Did they light up a smoke afterwards?


13 posted on 02/14/2008 11:17:58 AM PST by Old Retired Army Guy (tHE)
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To: quark

He was grunting away, she was counting stars or leaves instead of ceiling tiles?


14 posted on 02/14/2008 11:18:00 AM PST by NonValueAdded (Who Would Montgomery Brewster Choose?)
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To: quark

I saw that at the Washington Zoo once.


15 posted on 02/14/2008 11:19:03 AM PST by billhilly (I was republican when republican wasn't cool. (With an apology to Barbara Mandrell.))
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To: quark
Monkeys scare the hell out of me.

I particularly hate the red-assed baboons.

16 posted on 02/14/2008 11:19:05 AM PST by Undertow ("I have found some kind of temporary sanity...")
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To: NonValueAdded

Thinking about shoes.......


17 posted on 02/14/2008 11:19:10 AM PST by Red Badger ( We don't have science, but we do have consensus.......)
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To: Constitution Day
Here ya go
18 posted on 02/14/2008 11:19:51 AM PST by krb (If you're not outraged, people probably like having you around.)
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To: Undertow

Are you talking about Democrats?


19 posted on 02/14/2008 11:19:57 AM PST by Old Retired Army Guy (tHE)
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To: krb

LOL!


20 posted on 02/14/2008 11:20:20 AM PST by Constitution Day
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To: Red Badger

hmmm, that explains it! dang


21 posted on 02/14/2008 11:20:27 AM PST by NonValueAdded (Who Would Montgomery Brewster Choose?)
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To: Undertow

Are you talking about Democrats?


22 posted on 02/14/2008 11:20:39 AM PST by Old Retired Army Guy (tHE)
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To: Old Retired Army Guy
Did they light up a smoke afterwards?

LOL! We have a winner!!!

23 posted on 02/14/2008 11:20:51 AM PST by NRA2BFree ("The time is near at hand which must determine whether Americans are to be free men or slaves!")
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To: Red Badger; quark; DeLaine; Cagey; JamesP81; RexBeach; weegee; martin_fierro; JRios1968

They knew they were being watched and they didn’t want to give out free lessons to the spying humans, is all...

Pingaling!


24 posted on 02/14/2008 11:20:59 AM PST by Froufrou
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To: quark
"Gorillas have been caught on camera for the first time performing face-to-face intercourse."

"Sweeeeeeeeeeeet..."


25 posted on 02/14/2008 11:21:23 AM PST by avacado
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To: PBRSTREETGANG
I think Diane Fossey mated with a few.

And Jane Goodall's devotion to monkeys is also creepy.

26 posted on 02/14/2008 11:21:25 AM PST by Undertow ("I have found some kind of temporary sanity...")
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To: quark; martin_fierro; dighton; jdm
Gorillas Caught Making Love, Human Style

In a tub of raspberry jelly, to the strains of the overture from Tannheuser?

27 posted on 02/14/2008 11:21:41 AM PST by Petronski (Confutatis novus ordum: Nominatis asinus, flammis acribus addictis!)
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To: Froufrou

It didn’t happen in THAILAND????


28 posted on 02/14/2008 11:22:07 AM PST by JRios1968 ("If you go over a cliff with all flags flying, you are still going over a cliff" óRonald Reagan)
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To: quark

Apes do not make love - they have sex.
Good grief.


29 posted on 02/14/2008 11:22:10 AM PST by svcw (The main thing is to keep the main thing the main thing.)
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To: quark

This is what happens when you wire the Primate House for the Internet.


30 posted on 02/14/2008 11:22:47 AM PST by paleorite
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To: Petronski

Pretty soon they will catch Humans making love Gorilla style? Or, has that already happened?


31 posted on 02/14/2008 11:23:04 AM PST by Old Retired Army Guy (tHE)
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liberals will now say this is proof we need to fund a “condoms for gorillas” program.


32 posted on 02/14/2008 11:23:37 AM PST by kingattax (99 % of liberals give the rest a bad name)
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To: PBRSTREETGANG
Too many missionaries in Congo apparently.

It's a popular, um, position?

33 posted on 02/14/2008 11:23:40 AM PST by Andonius_99 (There are two sides to every issue. One is right, the other is wrong; but the middle is always evil.)
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To: Undertow; tx_eggman
Butt we love you!

34 posted on 02/14/2008 11:24:38 AM PST by SpinnerWebb (Islam ... If you can't join them, beat them.)
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To: quark

Apparently two hours of watching the banana channel got them in the mood.


35 posted on 02/14/2008 11:24:40 AM PST by Natural Law
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To: Miss Behave; cyborg
Ach! Should be Tannhäuser

What a horrible time to fumble my umlaut!

36 posted on 02/14/2008 11:24:52 AM PST by Petronski (Confutatis novus ordum: Nominatis asinus, flammis acribus addictis!)
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To: Old Retired Army Guy
Pretty soon they will catch Humans making love Gorilla style? Or, has that already happened?

I guess in SanFransicko.

37 posted on 02/14/2008 11:25:27 AM PST by SolidWood (All conservative effort into retaking Congress!)
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To: Natural Law

They were watching Banana Skinemax...


38 posted on 02/14/2008 11:25:27 AM PST by JRios1968 ("If you go over a cliff with all flags flying, you are still going over a cliff" óRonald Reagan)
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To: Petronski
What a horrible time to fumble my umlaut!

It's a sad moment in a man's life, when he fumbles his umlaut...

39 posted on 02/14/2008 11:26:07 AM PST by JRios1968 ("If you go over a cliff with all flags flying, you are still going over a cliff" óRonald Reagan)
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To: quark
Banana Skin Condoms—when pleasure matters.....
40 posted on 02/14/2008 11:26:07 AM PST by Sybeck1 (It's truly bad when your Savior in November is Judas Himself.)
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To: quark

Will we now have to say he has a money on his lap, instead of on his back?


41 posted on 02/14/2008 11:26:18 AM PST by mass55th
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To: SpinnerWebb

Dang! LOL!


42 posted on 02/14/2008 11:26:23 AM PST by SolidWood (All conservative effort into retaking Congress!)
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To: Old Retired Army Guy
Pretty soon they will catch Humans making love Gorilla style? Or, has that already happened?

I guess you've never been to the East Village.

43 posted on 02/14/2008 11:26:53 AM PST by Petronski (Confutatis novus ordum: Nominatis asinus, flammis acribus addictis!)
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To: billhilly
"I saw that at the Washington Zoo once."

Who was Bill Clinton with?

44 posted on 02/14/2008 11:27:17 AM PST by mass55th
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To: quark

Next thing they will catch them doing is making loin cloths.


45 posted on 02/14/2008 11:28:16 AM PST by OrioleFan (Republicans believe every day is July 4th, but DemocRATs believe every day is April 15th. - Reagan)
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To: JRios1968
It's a sad moment in a man's life, when he fumbles his umlaut...

It gets worse: cedilla droopage.

46 posted on 02/14/2008 11:28:35 AM PST by Petronski (Confutatis novus ordum: Nominatis asinus, flammis acribus addictis!)
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To: mass55th

money = monkey


47 posted on 02/14/2008 11:29:21 AM PST by mass55th
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To: quark

48 posted on 02/14/2008 11:30:28 AM PST by freedomlover (Make sure you're in love - before you move in the heavy stuff)
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To: AZLiberty

So now we know where all the bandwidth will go when gorillas start up their own Internet.

Oh I love it! That was great!


49 posted on 02/14/2008 11:31:03 AM PST by Robbin
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To: Petronski

See, they were fumbling each OTHER’s umlauts...THERE’s yer problem!


50 posted on 02/14/2008 11:31:20 AM PST by jagusafr ("Bugs, Mr. Rico! Zillions of 'em!" - Robert Heinlein)
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