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Jon Stewart's Oscar monologue
National Post ^
| February 24, 2008
| Jon Stewart
Posted on 02/24/2008 7:26:55 PM PST by ari-freedom
... Oscar is 80 this year, which makes him now automatically the frontrunner for the Republican nomination. You have to admit, this is a huge election. An historic election. So much excitement. For the first time in so many years we dont have an incumbent president or an incumbent vice-president. The field is wide open. Have you all had a chance to examine all the candidates, study their positions and pick the Democrat youll vote for? Democrats do have an historic race going. Hillary Clinton vs Barack Obama. Normally, when you see a black man or a woman president an asteroid is about to hit the Statue of Liberty. How will we know its the future? Silver unitards, that cant be all? You have to give Barack Obama credit, hes overcome a great deal. Not just hes an African-American. Barack Hussein Obama is his name. His middle name is the last name of Iraqs former tyrant. His last name rhymes with Osama. Thats not easy to overcome. I think we all remember the ill fated 1944 presidential campaign of Gaydolf Titler. Its just a shame, Titler had so many good ideas. We just couldnt get past the name. And the moustache. But, are you ready to have a wonderful show ladies and gentlemen and welcome back to this town? Im delighted that youre here. Were going to have a great night.
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TOPICS: Culture/Society; Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: academyawards; hollywood; jonstewart; obama; oscars
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To: ari-freedom
Oscar is 80 this year, which makes him now automatically the front-runner for the Republican nomination. That one was dead on funny!!
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posted on
02/24/2008 7:45:34 PM PST
by
org.whodat
(What's the difference between a Democrat and a republican????)
To: Miss Behave
That's one I really want to see, along with No Country for Old Men. The Coens are two-of-a-kind.
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posted on
02/24/2008 7:46:32 PM PST
by
JennysCool
(They all say they want change, but they’re really after folding money.)
To: ari-freedom
They still televise the Oscars?
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posted on
02/24/2008 7:50:47 PM PST
by
SIDENET
(Hubba Hubba...)
To: JennysCool; Miss Behave
Yep Daniel Day Lewis was phenomenal and No Country (violent as all get out) was mighty good
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posted on
02/24/2008 7:51:25 PM PST
by
woofie
(Hope is bad for cholesterol)
To: JennysCool
Oscars are Boooring!!! I stopped watching after the first song was performed. Good lord, I have better things to do with my time (like get caught up on freeper blogs).
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posted on
02/24/2008 7:52:38 PM PST
by
aragona
To: ari-freedom
How will we know its the future? Silver unitards, that cant be all? Well, that and clear lycra sandals.
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posted on
02/24/2008 7:56:05 PM PST
by
NaughtiusMaximus
(Refusing to calm down since the Waco massacre.)
To: ari-freedom
Best moment for me was GLEN HANSARD, MARKETA IRGLOVA for best song. Falling slowly from the movie “Once”.
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posted on
02/24/2008 7:59:20 PM PST
by
badpacifist
(They say your head can be a prison Then, these are just conjugal visits.)
To: woofie; JennysCool
Whoops, woofie—Lewis, of course. And yes, guys—I’m really looking forward to seeing No Country. LOVE the Coen bros. Sheer genius, those two.
Norm...prowler needs a jump.
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posted on
02/24/2008 8:01:40 PM PST
by
Miss Behave
(Beloved daughter of Miss Creant, super sister of danged Miss Ology, and proud mother of Miss Hap.)
To: Stentor
"He didn't leave the usual teeth marks on the scenery?"Ya got me on that one, Stentor. I needs some hep.
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posted on
02/24/2008 8:03:43 PM PST
by
Miss Behave
(Beloved daughter of Miss Creant, super sister of danged Miss Ology, and proud mother of Miss Hap.)
To: fkabuckeyesrule
I’m ashamed to say I may have seen two nanoseconds as I hurriedly channel hoped on by.
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posted on
02/24/2008 8:08:18 PM PST
by
DoughtyOne
(We've got Tweedle Dee, Tweedle Dumb & Tweedle Dumber left. Name them in order. I dare ya.)
To: fkabuckeyesrule
Was it the first time you were proud to be an American not watching one nano-second?
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posted on
02/24/2008 8:11:04 PM PST
by
proudpapa
(May God Bless Our Troops.)
To: ari-freedom
...they gotta get Billy Crystal back in there...nobody can open the show like Billy....tonight there was polite laughter and that’s about it.
To: ari-freedom
Not just hes an African-American. Barack Hussein Obama is his name. His middle name is the last name of Iraqs former tyrant. His last name rhymes with Osama. Thats not easy to overcome. I think we all remember the ill fated 1944 presidential campaign of Gaydolf Titler. Its just a shame, Titler had so many good ideas. We just couldnt get past the name. And the moustache. Anyone this funny gets a pass...
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posted on
02/24/2008 8:16:34 PM PST
by
GOPJ
(Do the editors of the L.A. Times realize that illegal immigration is, you know, illegal? Patterico)
To: NaughtiusMaximus
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posted on
02/24/2008 8:18:16 PM PST
by
FFranco
To: Miss Behave
“Chewing the scenery” is a term for overacting.
To: ari-freedom
Anyone else think it wasn’t just a coincidence that they had soldiers from Iraq announce the Oscar for a short subject documentary and the film was about same sex marriage?
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posted on
02/24/2008 8:21:54 PM PST
by
Hillarys Gate Cult
(The man who said "there's no such thing as a stupid question" has never talked to Helen Thomas.)
To: SoCal Pubbie
Thanks, SoCal. I have never heard that. ;-)
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posted on
02/24/2008 8:22:40 PM PST
by
Miss Behave
(Beloved daughter of Miss Creant, super sister of danged Miss Ology, and proud mother of Miss Hap.)
To: ari-freedom
Whatever his politics, I think Stewart is doing a dreadfully unfunny job.
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posted on
02/24/2008 8:24:02 PM PST
by
Williams
To: Williams
well I didn’t post this on FR to be funny. the real story is here is a liberal connecting Obama to Hussein and Osama right before the most important primary for Hillary.
To: JennysCool
Do you remember “Raising Arizona”? Nicolas Cage and Holly Hunter. One of the greatest comedies I have ever seen.
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posted on
02/24/2008 8:37:27 PM PST
by
skimask
(Support Terrorism......Vote Democratic)
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