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Twin gay-porn stars arrested in rooftop burglaries
Philadelphia Daily News ^ | 27 Feb 08 | Stephanie Farr & Dan Gross

Posted on 02/28/2008 7:28:06 AM PST by Drew68

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To: Drew68
men in film

Mmmm Doublemint twins...

41 posted on 02/28/2008 11:25:13 AM PST by Snickering Hound
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To: Drew68
He lists several television appearances in his portfolio, including gigs as a "seat filler"...

Please God, make it stop... I can't breathe.

By the way: how much do you think the state will have to pay them to leave prison once their terms are served?

42 posted on 02/28/2008 11:30:39 AM PST by andy58-in-nh (Kill the terrorists, secure the borders, and give me back my freedom.)
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To: Tired of Taxes

News Flash! John McCain will be apologizing for these upstanding young men at 4pm Eastern...Developing!


43 posted on 02/28/2008 11:34:27 AM PST by Republic of Texas (Socialism Always Fails)
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To: Eaker
including gigs as a "seat filler" on VH1's "Save the Music,"

The jokes just write themselves...

L

44 posted on 02/28/2008 11:34:35 AM PST by Lurker (Pimping my blog: http://lurkerslair-lurker.blogspot.com/)
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To: Drew68

“While handcuffed in the back of the moving car, Taleon smashed out the rear window by head-butting it, police said. He then dove through the window and its steel frame, causing $1,800 in damage...After landing on his face, Taleon rose to his feet and, while still handcuffed, fled on foot and into a nearby pond, police said.”

Uh, wow! That sounds like something out of an action movie!

These guys are creeps, but...imagine having the guts to smash a window with your head, then dive through it with enough force to tear out the steel frame, then swim WHILE handcuffed across a pond!

That guy coulda’ gone into the SEALS on guts alone!

Ed


45 posted on 02/28/2008 12:06:30 PM PST by Sir_Ed
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To: Sir_Ed

Hopefully the officers were not exposed to his blood.


46 posted on 02/28/2008 1:44:30 PM PST by darkangel82 (If you're not part of the solution, you are part of the problem. (Say no to RINOs))
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To: Eaker

Oy Vey !......LMAO !!!


47 posted on 02/28/2008 2:38:27 PM PST by Squantos (Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone you meet. )
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To: SoldierDad
Chief Richard Slifer of Nether Providence said cash, cigarettes and condoms had been among the items taken.Egads, in a beauty shop? Condom's? What goes on behind those closed doors? Two gay fellas broke into a place called Moon's. Do you really want the answer to that question? Heh. Headline says it all:

Twin gay-porn stars arrested in rooftop burglaries

They're used to going in the wrong way. SSDD and all that.
48 posted on 02/28/2008 3:10:35 PM PST by Titan Magroyne ("Shorn, dumb and bleating is no way to go through life, son." Yeah, close enough.)
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To: Drew68

lol the bone smugglers strike again!


49 posted on 02/28/2008 3:25:21 PM PST by ovrtaxt (Member of the irate, tireless minority, keen on setting brushfires of freedom in the minds of men.)
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To: Lurker

LOL!


50 posted on 02/28/2008 4:02:54 PM PST by Eaker (If illegal immigrants were so great for an economy; Mexico would be building a wall to keep them in)
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To: Snickering Hound

real life Turd Burglars


51 posted on 02/28/2008 4:43:31 PM PST by WOBBLY BOB (Conservatives are to McCain what Charlie Brown is to Lucy.)
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To: Drew68

Totally disgusting!


52 posted on 02/28/2008 4:56:36 PM PST by Hardcorps
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To: Titan Magroyne

All I can say is TMI.


53 posted on 02/28/2008 7:47:07 PM PST by SoldierDad (Proud Dad of a 2nd BCT 10th Mountain Soldier home after 15 months in the Triangle of death)
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To: ARE SOLE

nominated

best.....headline....ever


54 posted on 02/28/2008 7:48:45 PM PST by Bronco_Buster_FweetHyagh
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To: Drew68

Word on the street is that they left a trail...not exactly like bread crumbs...


55 posted on 02/28/2008 7:51:48 PM PST by RavenATB
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To: Drew68
Handsaw and an ax? I thought black guys didn't need burglary tools to knock holes in the roof.

(No! BAD Rich!)

56 posted on 02/28/2008 7:55:19 PM PST by RichInOC (...William Frank Buckley, Jr., 11/24/25-2/27/08, R.I.P.)
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To: Drew68

Nice look for the next Preparation H commercial...


57 posted on 02/28/2008 7:55:31 PM PST by RavenATB
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To: Slings and Arrows; Drew68; Fiddlstix; potlatch; nicmarlo; devolve; y'all
TWINS Keyontyli and Taleon Goffney have been arrested for allegedly
breaking into area businesses by cutting rooftop holes to gain entry.

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Wonder if that is what THIS song was all about WAAAAY back then ???

:^D

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THE DRIFTERS lyrics - Up On The Roof

(Gerry Goffin and Carole King)

When this old world starts getting me down
And people are just too much for me to face
I climb way up to the top of the stairs
And all my cares just drift right into space
On the roof, it's peaceful as can be
And there the world below can't bother me
Let me tell you now

When I come home feelin' tired and beat
I go up where the air is fresh and sweet (up on the roof)
I get away from the hustling crowd
And all that rat-race noise down in the street (up on the roof)
On the roof, the only place I know
Where you just have to wish to make it so
Let's go up on the roof (up on the roof)

brief instrumental-chiefly strings

At night the stars put on a show for free
And, darling, you can share it all with me

I keep a-tellin' you

Right smack dab in the middle of town
I've found a paradise that's trouble proof (up on the roof)
And if this world starts getting you down
There's room enough for two
Up on the roof (up on the roof)
Up on the roo-oo-oof (up on the roof)
Oh, come on, baby (up on the roof)
Oh, come on, honey (up on the roof)

[Fade]

Everything is all right (up on the roof)

58 posted on 02/28/2008 8:44:44 PM PST by MeekOneGOP (There is only one GOOD 'RAT: one that has been voted OUT of POWER !! Straight ticket GOP!)
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To: SoldierDad

LOL, sorry!

You gotta admit whoever composed this article - and it had to’ve been a coterie of giggling news-roomers trying to top each other’s double entendre - finished the piece with their bellies sore from so much laughter.


59 posted on 02/28/2008 8:52:43 PM PST by Titan Magroyne ("Shorn, dumb and bleating is no way to go through life, son." Yeah, close enough.)
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To: MeekOneGOP; devolve
Gosh, I liked the Drifters but forgot about that song!
Nice looking young guys too, what a shame they couldn’t just “Get A Job”!!

Did they explain that they were just making skylights to let the sun shine in?? snicker.

On the rooftop is no fun, I had an experience having to climb around on my 7 gabled rooftop one time!!

60 posted on 02/28/2008 8:53:52 PM PST by potlatch
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