Skip to comments.Twin gay-porn stars arrested in rooftop burglaries
Posted on 02/28/2008 7:28:06 AM PST by Drew68
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Please God, make it stop... I can't breathe.
By the way: how much do you think the state will have to pay them to leave prison once their terms are served?
News Flash! John McCain will be apologizing for these upstanding young men at 4pm Eastern...Developing!
The jokes just write themselves...
“While handcuffed in the back of the moving car, Taleon smashed out the rear window by head-butting it, police said. He then dove through the window and its steel frame, causing $1,800 in damage...After landing on his face, Taleon rose to his feet and, while still handcuffed, fled on foot and into a nearby pond, police said.”
Uh, wow! That sounds like something out of an action movie!
These guys are creeps, but...imagine having the guts to smash a window with your head, then dive through it with enough force to tear out the steel frame, then swim WHILE handcuffed across a pond!
That guy coulda’ gone into the SEALS on guts alone!
Hopefully the officers were not exposed to his blood.
Oy Vey !......LMAO !!!
lol the bone smugglers strike again!
real life Turd Burglars
All I can say is TMI.
Word on the street is that they left a trail...not exactly like bread crumbs...
(No! BAD Rich!)
Nice look for the next Preparation H commercial...
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Wonder if that is what THIS song was all about WAAAAY back then ???
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THE DRIFTERS lyrics - Up On The Roof
(Gerry Goffin and Carole King)
When this old world starts getting me down
And people are just too much for me to face
I climb way up to the top of the stairs
And all my cares just drift right into space
On the roof, it's peaceful as can be
And there the world below can't bother me
Let me tell you now
When I come home feelin' tired and beat
I go up where the air is fresh and sweet (up on the roof)
I get away from the hustling crowd
And all that rat-race noise down in the street (up on the roof)
On the roof, the only place I know
Where you just have to wish to make it so
Let's go up on the roof (up on the roof)
brief instrumental-chiefly strings
At night the stars put on a show for free
And, darling, you can share it all with me
I keep a-tellin' you
Right smack dab in the middle of town
I've found a paradise that's trouble proof (up on the roof)
And if this world starts getting you down
There's room enough for two
Up on the roof (up on the roof)
Up on the roo-oo-oof (up on the roof)
Oh, come on, baby (up on the roof)
Oh, come on, honey (up on the roof)
Everything is all right (up on the roof)
You gotta admit whoever composed this article - and it had to’ve been a coterie of giggling news-roomers trying to top each other’s double entendre - finished the piece with their bellies sore from so much laughter.
Did they explain that they were just making skylights to let the sun shine in?? snicker.
On the rooftop is no fun, I had an experience having to climb around on my 7 gabled rooftop one time!!
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