Skip to comments.How to hate Barack Obama
Posted on 03/02/2008 4:44:34 AM PST by chessplayer
Right now, deep in the GOP dungeons, they're planning their racist, disgraceful assault. Whatever will it be?
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LOL...I love the smell of liberal paranoia in the morning! Too bad they won’t have Karl Rove to blame this time around.
Wow! That’s quite a little sissy hissy snit right there.
Remind me, which drunken Demoratic senator was it who started the “osama obama” name confusion thing?
Sounds like a classic case of Schizophrenia:
Paranoia with delusions of grandeur, and hallucinations.
Oh, uh, that would be the fine Uncle Teddy the Swimmer!
Morford is an extreme leftist whose hatred of America is well-documented. His obscenity-laced prose is lauded in that most anti-American American city, San Francisco, but nowhere else (except for a handful of above-the-laundromat apartments in Madison or Greenwich).
Morford is a cross-eyed, knee-pad wearing shill for Obambi, a role about which he must regularly fantasize.
Obama is BLACK? He used DRUGS? He’s ANTI-MILITARY?
Once again, I have to thank the LIBS for pointing these things out...
I can just picture old Gabby in the bell tower yelling; the president is near.
Was anyone here able to make sense of this linked drivel? When I read it... it felt like finger-painting with diarrhea.
The hatred thus far is coming from within the ranks of the Democrat party. He’s trying to deflect the source of it and blame it on the Republicans. While I doubt that this is Hillary’s doing, it’s right out of the Clinton’s playbook.
I like Barry O’bama. He is a good Irishman.
He is also a really, REALLY crummy writer.
Mark Morford? I thought he was an unindicted co-conspirator with Bernie Ward?
Secondly I thought FR was a Morford-free zone?
What can we expect,it’s San Francisco.The city with poor attendance at major league sporting events,”cause the locals are more interested in Astroglide than Astroturf.And they aren’t interested in any activity where only one ball is in play.
Mark Morford, queen of projection...
With hot sauce.
That's a good one.
The Maha called it -
Liberals Wring Their Hands Over White Comedian as Obama on SNL
February 29, 2008
RUSH: Bill Clinton is all upset, ladies and gentlemen. He's starting to take shots at Obama on his message of hope. Now, if I recall, wasn't there a video at the 1992 Democrat convention in New York? It was produced by Linda Bloodworth-Thomason and Harry Thomason, and it was entitled, The Man from Hope. So Bill Clinton is attacking his own message as it is being delivered by Barack Obama. I also have to note, here you have Michelle Obama getting all upset here about "the fear bomb." People are throwing the fear bomb by using her husband's middle name. For those of you that don't know what it is, it's Hussein. By the way, as I pointed out yesterday, the first people to put all this out there were Democrats. It was Bob Kerrey, former Nebraska senator who in speech after speech after speech, "Barack Hussein Obama." It was Bill Shaheen, Clinton cochair in New Hampshire, who raised the specter that: Well, you know, the Republicans are going to not stop with the fact that he admits he used drugs. They're going to start asking if he sold cocaine and so...
It was the Democrats who put all of this out there -- including the middle name business, including Obama being a drug lord, and any number of other criticisms of Obama. This is their MO. They put it out there. It's like Algore was the first guy to ever mention Willie Horton. Somehow the Republicans get blamed for all this. This is my take on it. Michelle Obama runs around, and everybody -- and Obama himself -- is acting terribly offended at the use of his middle name. The media now coming to their defense, the media circling the wagons, cable news networks, others in the Drive-Bys talking about the hatemongers "on the right, of course," that are using the name, because it what? Because it conjures up anti-Muslim feelings. This is the same Drive-By Media that trashed Mitt Romney and his religion. The same media that trashed Romney and Mormonism are now circling the wagons to protect Obama from any association with Muslimism because of his middle name. Romney went out and gave a speech about it to deal with the attacks on his religion that were coming from the Drive-By Media. He went down to Texas in fact at the George H. W. Bush library and made a speech. Will Obama make a speech about this? No way, folks.
Obama is too busy telling people how to raise their kids. He forgot to tell 'em to brush their teeth at night, too, by the way. The Democrats continue to be just obsessed with race. Did you see the Washington Post today? It's a story by Paul Farhi, who does their media reporting at the Washington Post. "Did Saturday Night Live Go Beyond the Pale with Fauxbama? -- When Barack Obama announced his candidacy for president..." It's the left. I'm telling you, they are obsessed with race. They're obsessed with gender, sexual orientation. You know, you would think that liberals would get exhausted dwelling on race politically. Now they have extended their obsession to entertainment. "When Obama announced his candidacy for president last year, some observers questioned whether the senator from Illinois was black enough to embody the hopes and aspirations of African-Americans." Well, you know, that's another thing. It was the libs who put that out there! It was Democrats who asked: "Is he black enough?" It wasn't us. It was guys like Biden. "Hey, you know, it's about time our side got a clean, articulate black guy in our presidential race." They were asking, "Is he down for the struggle?" He's not.
I have to tell you something. His mother was white, his father was Kenyan. He grew up in Hawaii, other places. He doesn't have the traditional background. From what I read about Michelle Obama, her childhood and life were not spent particularly absorbing the lessons of the civil rights movement and era. These are two people that largely have been, I don't know what, immune or removed from the standard African-American experience in this country. There is no "there" there, when you talk about being down for the struggle or being part of the civil rights movement. There is no "there" there, in that sense. Obama, his mother was white, and Saturday Night Live went out and did a Fauxbama character and used a white guy to play Obama. The Democrats are just wringing their hands. "Oh no!" Clinton called Saturday Night Live, called Tina Fey to thank her for the skit that they did portraying the media's bias toward Obama. Other liberals are calling Saturday Night Live and giving them grief for using somebody, a white comedian, that wasn't African-American to portray Fauxbama.
In terms of race, I think both of these Obamas are sort of... They don't have a racial identity. You know, I think that they're trying to plug themselves into various holes within the civil rights movement to appear to be down for the struggle and so forth. Michelle probably more so than Obama, because of her thesis. She had some of the usual anger and bitterness and so forth. But Barack himself, in terms of being down for the struggle... (interruption) She's down for the struggle. That's true. She wasn't proud of America 'til recently. You're right, Snerdley, you're right. But Barack, there's no question he wasn't down for the struggle. I mean, he didn't know what the struggle was. He had other struggles, but he didn't have this. Anyway, Fred Armisen, who is not African-American, played the Fauxbama character on Saturday Night Live last Saturday. It's being asked: "Is he black enough?" which was the same thing the Democrats asked about Obama himself early on.
"Debate over that question has been pinging around the Internet since Armisen, a veteran cast member [at Saturday Night Live], donned darker makeup to portray," Obama. He "played Obama opposite Amy Poehler's Hillary Clinton in a sketch satirizing the supposedly cushy treatment his candidacy has received from the media. ... Nobody much cared about Armisen's racial background (he is of white and Asian heritage) when he played Prince and Steve Jobs during seasons past of the NBC show. Nor did it seem to matter that 'SNL's' Darrell Hammond, who is white, has impersonated the Rev. Jesse Jackson for years. Or that decades ago on SNL, Billy Crystal played Sammy Davis Jr.," by the way, to a T. But now, "Maureen Ryan of the Chicago Tribune put the question bluntly: 'Call me crazy, but shouldn't 'Saturday Night Live's' fictional Sen. Barack Obama be played by an African-American? ... I find SNL's choice inexplicable. Obama's candidacy gives us solid proof of the progress that African-Americans have made in this country. I guess SNL still has further to go on that front.' Hannah Pool, a writer for the Guardian newspaper in Great Britain, suggested the whole setup had 'minstrel' overtones," using a white candidate with dark make-up.
So the left is wringing their hands. This is a liberal show, liberal writers, liberal comedians, liberal producer, liberal network, liberal everything, making fun of Obama as Fauxbama by using a white guy, and now the liberals and the Drive-Bys are wringing their hands. "Oh, this is horrible!" Don't you think that they would just at some point get exhausted with all of this focus on surface matters? I guess my question to Lorne Michaels, who is the grand poo-bah of Saturday Night Live, is: "What? Can't you find a qualified black man to play a black man?" That would be my question. "Do you have to go out there and find some white-Asian guy? What's the message here?" This is the Democrats who are asking this. "Do you mean in 2008, in the United States of America, with as much emancipation as there's been, you can't find a qualified black guy to play a black guy? On a comedy show?"
RUSH: I just got a note from noted white comedian Paul Shanklin. He says, "You better think about reining it in here today. You're sounding dangerously close to becoming an Obamaphobe." Obamaphobe. That's a new word. We've created here a new word, an Obamaphobe. By the way, this Saturday Night Live business, have you noticed how much whining there's going on in the Democrat Party? Obama, can't say the middle name, can't call me liberal. Michelle Obama, it's the fear bomb. These people are whining and moaning left and right, the Clintons are whining and moaning about how unfair they're being treated by the Drive-By Media. Then Saturday Night Live turns around and took the Clinton side in this Obama business, and now the Clintons are being treated just like Republicans are by the Drive-By Media. The Clintons, I don't think they anticipated this. Bill and Hillary Clinton in the Democrat primary have become the equivalent of Republicans, as far as the Drive-By Media is concerned.
Remember the fuss that the Drive-Bys made over white comedian Paul Shanklin during our airing of "Barack the 'Magic Negro,'" which again was a Democrat-inspired parody. Noted white comedian, Paul Shanklin. Well, we got a white comedian playing Fauxbama on Saturday Night Live, and the skit which favored the Clintons and the Drive-Bys are out attacking this guy and Saturday Night Live like they attacked us and noted white comedian Paul Shanklin. I don't think the Clintons ever planned on this, to end up being treated like Republicans in the Drive-By Media. But this whining -- and I'm serious about this -- this is unbecoming people seeking the highest office in the land. All this whining and moaning and complaining about names and labels and so forth, it also, ladies and gentlemen, bothers a new sponsor here at the Excellence in Broadcasting Network, Calypso Louie Farrakhan.
FWIW, there was a teddy kennedy driving school incident in Austin earlier today. Someone drove a car into the river below Lake Austin near Longhorn dam. APD and FD pulled a person out of the car. Driver fled the scene.
I’ll look to see if there is anything on the Austin paper or other news outlets later.
That is Morford's darkest fear; that the evil, troglodyte Republicans are going to somehow crack down on his endless sausage party.
Yeah ... Conservatives wouldn't want to give our enemies the same medicine they hand us, would we?
By all means let us (Conservatives) be more upstanding, while we are forced to our knees.
Libs have to be the most self-loathing people on the planet.
1) Obama’s national political experience consists of 3 years as the junior Senator from Illinois, 2 of which have been spent running for President.
2) Obama’s Senate voting record has been rated as the MOST LIBERAL of all 100 Senators, surpassing Ted Kennedy and Barbara Boxer.
3) Obama’s wife has stated that Obama’s lead in the polls is the only ocassion she has had in her entire adult life to be proud of her country.
Are those reasons for not supporting him racist and hateful?
Marky Mark Morford always needs a barf alert... and a pillow for him to bite.
I think the PJ's say "Good Night" on them, but was this an accident or a Clinton dig?
Either way, we wanna keep Hillary in it so they waste lots of rat dollars fighting each other and throwing mud! As an Ohio voter, I'm gonna do my part.
And which rat was it that first mentioned Willie Horton?
I was waiting for him to spew yogurt all over my screen. Metromale angst.
What a raving bigot this defective is.
It’s perverts like this, that give me daydreams of foriegn troops invading sam Frnkdickso, and re-creating the Rape of Nanking...and US troops only surrounding SF, and allowing the invaders to retreat to the sea, once they are done with the warren and all it’s denizens.
Sajn Fransico, like Berkley, deserve not one drop of US soldiers blood to protect them. They do not deserve to be protected, or rescued if they are attacked.
What a pathetic excuse for a writer.
If it is hate, then a classic example is Obuma’s church and associates. Obuma/Michelle, are the vestiges of hate against Caucasians.
The fool should know we reserve our right to the freedom of choice and it is our selection for whom we vote. The white guilt trip will not work on “Patriotic Americans.”
Here’s the email I just sent:
Thank you for today’s column.
When the left regurgitates it’s staple meal - the stew that portrays Republicans as hate-filled, war-mongering racists - it gives Republican candidates all the fuel it needs to win elections. And what you’ve done is projectile vomited. Great job - really.
No need for the right to demonize Mr. Obama, you’ve done an excellent job of it yourself, by reminding America why it can ill-afford to elect a Liberal.
You see, Obama is you, and you are Obama. And while he obfuscates and mutters meaningless platitudes in an attempt to mask his utter hatred for most Americans, you make it stunningly and perfectly clear.
No, there’s no need for some demonic clone of Rove, whom you have yet to identify, to create some dastardly plot (a fiction about which you on the left have been hallucinating since 2000) to align the right-wing forces of evil in an attempt to slay the knight-in-shining-armor Obama - you have done the job quite well.
All Mr. McCain need do is to make sure that your column is widely read. When America realizes what Mr. Obama really is, as you have so eloquently shown us, it will be all over but the counting.
Columns like yours are a Republican candidate’s dream. There is no paranoia greater than the Left’s paranoia. If it weren’t so sad, it would be funny.
I love how these fluffy pants claim that only the right hates all the while bashing us as everything except a child of God.
Two generations of caucasion (we need to learn to spell that because it will be required) men have been kicked aside (don’t even get a job interview) for a less qualified woman or minority applicant???? Right now they are buddying-up for a surge to the polls in November.
Or subconscious confession:
“given how he’ll surely be a slippery slope straight to gay marriage and rampant lesbianism in schools and hourly shriekings to Allah as everyone’s forced to give up their guns and drive a hybrid moped to the tofu store.”
If anybody’s bothered to wonder B Hussein Osama’s [LOL] agenda might be, there ya go.
Not likely that anyone will force me to my knees... getting into a name calling match with guys like this is like “wrestling with a pig”... and a waste of time.
Typical Morford. The fact that any paper would publish anything spewed from his aids rotted brain shows how low the newsmedia have fallen.
Mark, you need to ask the Hispanic base of the Jackass Party why they refuse to vote for Obama.