HOW DO YOU FREE OBAMA FROM MARIA?
Tune: "How Do You Solve a Problem Like Maria?"
She's on TV and there we see
"Obama in '08";
So far, so good, but then we see
How else she decorates:
Guevara's mug, that brutal thug,
And a Cuban flag--oh, great!
And all of this is sticking to Obama!
She's always seen campaigning,
But her presence is a pain;
She's always doing one more thing
We have to then explain.
I hate to have to say it,
But I think it's very plain:
Maria's not an asset to Obama!
Each time she's seen as being with our staff,
Maria makes a gaffe!
How do you free Obama from Maria?
How do you stop the news from being spread?
How do you find a word that means Maria?
A Commie campaigner! A Bolshevik babe! A Red!
Many a Marxist goal you'd like to further,
Many a thing to tax across the land;
But how do you take away
The picture of her and Che?
How can you let her ruin what you planned?
Oh, how do you free Obama from Maria?
How do you make a moonbat understand?
When she's answering the phone,
Chanting, "Revolución!"
This is maybe not the image that we need.
I'm afraid our "Si, se puede!"
Could be changed and even made a
Slogan saying, "Yes, the struggle will succeed!"
She is campaign suicide,
Driving voters from our side;
She could throw our poor Barack beneath the bus.
She's an early spring surprise
From the Workers' Paradise.
She's rebelling! She's revolting! She's with us!
How do you free Obama from Maria?
How do you stop the news from being spread?
How do you find a word that means Maria?
A Commie campaigner! A Bolshevik babe! A Red!
Many a Marxist goal you'd like to further,
Many a thing to tax across the land;
But how do you take away
The picture of her and Che?
How can you let her ruin what you planned?
Oh, how do you free Obama from Maria?
How do you make a moonbat understand?