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Obama speaks! (Larry Elder's rendition of Obama-Speak...LOL)
WorldNetDaily ^ | March 6, 2008 | Larry Elder

Posted on 03/05/2008 10:38:29 PM PST by GodGunsGuts

Obama speaks!

March 06, 2008

Click link for a hilarious look at what is sure to become known as OBAMA-SPEAK.

(Excerpt) Read more at worldnetdaily.com ...


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Editorial; Government; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: barackhusseinobama; barackobama; chebama; cultofobama; larryelder; nobama; obamaspeak

1 posted on 03/05/2008 10:38:30 PM PST by GodGunsGuts
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To: Alamo-Girl; betty boop; metmom; DaveLoneRanger; SJackson; dennisw; Tolerance Sucks Rocks; ...

ping!


2 posted on 03/05/2008 10:39:41 PM PST by GodGunsGuts
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To: GodGunsGuts
So, if you can't stand the heat in the kitchen, better get yourself out, unless you're popping popcorn!

or squirrels........

3 posted on 03/05/2008 10:44:52 PM PST by egginanest ( "Never interrupt me when I'm trying to interrupt you." -Winston Churchill-)
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To: GodGunsGuts

This is Laugh Out Loud hilarious ..... until you realize that it’s EXACTLY the way the Obamanation talks ..... and that people everywhere have fallen for it.


4 posted on 03/05/2008 10:47:56 PM PST by shibumi (".....panta en pasin....." - Origen)
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To: egginanest

For some reason, ObamaSpeak reminds me of old Screwtape.


5 posted on 03/05/2008 10:48:06 PM PST by GodGunsGuts
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To: GodGunsGuts
"...You know, the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over again and expecting a different result..."

I didn't realize that. %-] But it does make sense. ;-)


Truly, an original article, and fun..thnx!
6 posted on 03/05/2008 10:51:08 PM PST by Freedom2specul8 (Please pray for our troops.... http://anyservicemember.navy.mil/)
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To: shibumi

Not everybody. I think this thing should be made into a flyer and passed out in front of EVERY Obama rally. Can you imagine the looks on their faces as they listen to Obama, and then look down at Elder’s spoof, and then listen to Obama some more, and then look down at Elder’s spoof...LOL!


7 posted on 03/05/2008 10:52:06 PM PST by GodGunsGuts
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To: ~Kim4VRWC's~

My pleasure...couldn’t wait to post it...LOL


8 posted on 03/05/2008 10:52:45 PM PST by GodGunsGuts
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To: GodGunsGuts

That was a fun read.

Thank you. Thank you very much.


9 posted on 03/05/2008 10:59:23 PM PST by Gator113 (America traded away the possibility of a dream, for what is certain to be a nightmare.)
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To: GodGunsGuts
For some reason, ObamaSpeak reminds me of old Screwtape

Exactly!

10 posted on 03/05/2008 11:00:02 PM PST by egginanest ( "Never interrupt me when I'm trying to interrupt you." -Winston Churchill-)
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To: Gator113

See #7...wouldn’t that be hilarious?!?!?!


11 posted on 03/05/2008 11:00:21 PM PST by GodGunsGuts
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To: GodGunsGuts
And that is why I am proposing hard change with a different approach that could ensure a different change than we've had in the past with the same approach only with different results with easy change than the hard change that we've had when change was, in fact, easy.

Well that's one way of putting it.
12 posted on 03/05/2008 11:02:17 PM PST by Telepathic Intruder
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To: Gator113

We could title it “The Text of Tonight’s Speach.” LOL


13 posted on 03/05/2008 11:03:00 PM PST by GodGunsGuts
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To: GodGunsGuts

Yes indeed. LOL


14 posted on 03/05/2008 11:03:19 PM PST by Gator113 (America traded away the possibility of a dream, for what is certain to be a nightmare.)
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To: All
....And that is why I intend to hope that we may have more hope, so that those without hope can get it from those who do have hope. So the hopeful must share the hope with the hopeless to reduce the hopeless while uplifting the hopeful. And I certainly hope that we can all agree that hope alone without hoping for those without hope is, in fact, a recipe for further hopelessness. Thank you. I ask you not to take a chance on me, but to take a chance on your own aspirations. And aspirations are nothing without inspiration. And with inspiration comes perspiration. So I ask you to aspire to perspire so that you may inspire. And with your inspiration, coupled with the aspirations of those who perspire, that perspiration will create further inspiration to which all of us can aspire. And those who inspire the most will perspire the most, only because their aspirations create the greatest inspirations. And it is a false choice to think you can have inspiration without perspiration....

FUNNY... FUNNY... FUNNY :)

15 posted on 03/05/2008 11:06:27 PM PST by ElPatriota (Duncan Hunter 08 -- I am proud to support this man for my president and may be Huck :))
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To: ElPatriota

See #7 and #13...I think we should do it. LOL


16 posted on 03/05/2008 11:08:59 PM PST by GodGunsGuts
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To: GodGunsGuts

Brilliant.


17 posted on 03/05/2008 11:12:14 PM PST by Bodhi1 (Homeschools for a reason.)
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To: GodGunsGuts

LOL Great job, Larry Elder!


18 posted on 03/05/2008 11:15:39 PM PST by Reagan Man (McCain Wants My Conservative Vote --- EARN IT or NO DEAL !!!)
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To: GodGunsGuts

Barry as a teenager....

“Hey, awsome stuff man...pfffft”

“Yeah” (cough).

pppfffft...”Hey Barry, I thought of something really cool. Like, ya know, we are the change we’ve been waiting for”.

“Wow, like that’s deep, man......pfffffft...mind if I use it?”


19 posted on 03/05/2008 11:26:48 PM PST by Hugin (Mecca delenda est!)
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To: GodGunsGuts
Hilarious!

Funny thing is, one piece like this that pokes fun will do him more harm than a face on attack.

The reason it’s hilarious is because it’s based on truth - and anyone that reads this will think of it when “o” speaks - and snicker...

20 posted on 03/05/2008 11:51:36 PM PST by maine-iac7 (",,,but you can't fool all of the people all the time" LINCOLN)
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To: GodGunsGuts

PFF. Thanks for posting.


21 posted on 03/05/2008 11:52:48 PM PST by boocoowell
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To: GodGunsGuts

PFF. Thanks for posting.


22 posted on 03/05/2008 11:54:59 PM PST by boocoowell
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To: GodGunsGuts

Ping


23 posted on 03/06/2008 12:30:53 AM PST by trailboss800
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To: GodGunsGuts

This speech, if delivered by an actor on SNL, would be the funniest thing they’ve done since the seventies. It will never be spoken on SNL.


24 posted on 03/06/2008 1:10:45 AM PST by driftless2
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To: driftless2

Maybe not SNL. But I could see it being spoofed on a show like Rush Limbaugh. Or what about getting someone to spoof Obama on YouTube! The possiblilities are endless. I for one think we ought to get a bunch of FReepers together to hand out Elder’s spoof to the long lines of Obamazombies (including the fawning press) waiting to get hypnotized. We could title it, “Text of Tonight’s Speech.” LOL


25 posted on 03/06/2008 1:25:43 AM PST by GodGunsGuts
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

Pass this around BUMP!


26 posted on 03/06/2008 1:26:14 AM PST by A. Morgan (VOTE FOR A LIBERAL N' WE'LL BE UP TO OUR NECKS IN ILLEGALS and OUTA' GAS!)
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To: Tailgunner Joe

Thought you might get a kick out of this—GGG


27 posted on 03/06/2008 1:31:37 AM PST by GodGunsGuts
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To: GodGunsGuts

I like it! A similar kind of change gibberish popped in my head last night, so this Larry Elder article is an absolute treat.

Continuing Obamaspeak: We must have hope to change. Now, some say change is not important. They would have you believe we don’t need hope, we don’t need change. But I have news for them... they’re wrong!

Now defining change isn’t really important, because that would be too much change. We need just the right amount of change. Some change, and some hope. So if we all hope to make REAL change, then once we make that change, we succeed, and we won’t need hope anymore. Hope, to change, to hopelessness. Yes, we can.


28 posted on 03/06/2008 1:41:01 AM PST by drierice
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To: drierice
Who's on first.

yitbos

29 posted on 03/06/2008 2:03:13 AM PST by bruinbirdman ("Those who control language control minds." - Ayn Rand)
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To: drierice

How about some of the stump speechs from BHO’s earlier run for office, I imagine they are not similar to the Hope & Change crap he spouts today?


30 posted on 03/06/2008 3:49:25 AM PST by iopscusa (El Vaquero. (SC Lowcountry Cowboy))
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To: GodGunsGuts

Sí, se puede! Pass the guacamole. Hold the pickles, hold the lettuce, special orders do not upset us. Boo-ya!


31 posted on 03/06/2008 3:57:42 AM PST by TornadoAlley3 (Everytime McCain reaches out to conservatives, conservatives get poked in the eye.)
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To: GodGunsGuts

Thanks for the ping!


32 posted on 03/06/2008 7:03:50 AM PST by Alamo-Girl
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To: GodGunsGuts

LOL. Thanks for posting this. It’s hilarious.


33 posted on 03/06/2008 7:15:26 AM PST by LucyJo
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To: GodGunsGuts; TSchmereL; Fudd Fan

Ping! Hilarious Larry Elder piece spoofing Obama-speak.


34 posted on 03/06/2008 7:22:36 AM PST by LucyJo
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To: LucyJo

Thanks for the *PING*. LOL!


35 posted on 03/06/2008 7:48:49 AM PST by Fudd Fan (McLame's ultimate message: Fed Up Conservatives, Unite!)
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To: LucyJo

When I first read it I busted out laughing. I had some relatives visiting, including a couple of liberals, so I shared it with them, and they busted out laughing as well (which caused me to start cracking up all over again). Way to go, Larry Elder!


36 posted on 03/06/2008 8:46:14 AM PST by GodGunsGuts
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To: GodGunsGuts

LOL!


37 posted on 03/06/2008 8:46:36 AM PST by The Ghost of FReepers Past (Woe unto them that call evil good, and good evil; that put darkness for light..... Isaiah 5:20)
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38 posted on 03/06/2008 4:25:00 PM PST by EveningStar
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