A Target-Rich Profile of Michelle Obama

The National Review ^ | March 5, 2008 | Jim Geraghty

[2ndDivisionVet]

You get the feeling Michelle Obama is never going to be boring to cover. (See here, here, here and here.) Hot Air and JammieWearingFool already noted the most eye-opening comment from Mrs. Obama...

Obama begins with a broad assessment of life in America in 2008, and life is not good: we’re a divided country, we’re a country that is “just downright mean,” we are “guided by fear,” we’re a nation of cynics, sloths, and complacents. “We have become a nation of struggling folks who are barely making it every day,” she said, as heads bobbed in the pews. “Folks are just jammed up, and it’s gotten worse over my lifetime. And, doggone it, I’m young. Forty-four!”

... but there's a lot more where that came from, a New Yorker profile that aims to be flattering:

From these bleak generalities, Obama moves into specific complaints. Used to be, she will say, that you could count on a decent education in the neighborhood. But now there are all these charter schools and magnet schools that you have to “finagle” to get into. (Obama herself attended a magnet school, but never mind.) Health care is out of reach (“Let me tell you, don’t get sick in America”), pensions are disappearing, college is too expensive, and even if you can figure out a way to go to college you won’t be able to recoup the cost of the degree in many of the professions for which you needed it in the first place. “You’re looking at a young couple that’s just a few years out of debt,” Obama said. “See, because, we went to those good schools, and we didn’t have trust funds. I’m still waiting for Barack’s trust fund. Especially after I heard that Dick Cheney was s’posed to be a relative or something. Give us something here!”

In Cheraw, Obama belittled the idea that the Clinton years were ones of opportunity and prosperity: “The life that I’m talking about that most people are living has gotten progressively worse since I was a little girl. . . . So if you want to pretend like there was some point over the last couple of decades when your lives were easy, I want to meet you!”

Who ever said life was easy? Who ever said it would be easy? Who ever said that it is the responsibility of government to make life easy? I mean, at this rate, why not run on the campaign slogan, "Immanentize the Eschaton"?

The profile is a treasure trove; read on.

One of the weirder comparisons I've seen, suggesting that New Yorker correspondent Lauren Collins has never actually encountered a Republican:

Listening to her speeches, with their longing for a lost, spit-shine world, one could sometimes mistake her, were it not for the emphasis on social justice, for a law-and-order Republican. “It’s not just about politics; it’s TV,” she says, of our collective decay. And, wistfully: “The life I had growing up seems so much more simple.” She is a successful working mother, but an ambivalent one: “My mother stayed at home. She didn’t have to work.

If you think Mrs. Obama's comments have had a certain strange anger to them, note this anecdote:

Michelle and Barack met at Sidley & Austin, when she was assigned to advise him during a summer job. Michelle’s co-workers warned her that the summer associate was cute. “I figured that they were just impressed with any black man with a suit and a job,” she later told Barack.

A rather low opinion of her former co-workers, isn't it? Something of an accusation of "the soft bigotry of low expectations"?

This anecdote of the Obama relationship will probably resonate, as Barack sounds like a bit of a commitment-phobe:

Barack had a more bohemian attitude toward romance. “We would have this running debate throughout our relationship about whether marriage was necessary,” Obama told me. “It was sort of a bone of contention, because I was, like, ‘Look, buddy, I’m not one of these who’ll just hang out forever.’ You know, that’s just not who I am. He was, like”—she broke into a wishy-washy voice—“ ‘Marriage, it doesn’t mean anything, it’s really how you feel.’ And I was, like, ‘Yeah, right.’ ”

I suspect Collins finally picked up the vibe that the rest of us have:

When I asked if there was an issue she has worked particularly hard to bring to her husband’s attention, she replied, “The attention that he’s focussed on work-family balance. . . . That is our life. To the extent that we have challenges, and struggles, headaches that everybody else is going through . . . those are our conversations.” (Barack has candidly chronicled their struggle “to balance work and family in a way that’s equitable to Michelle and good for our children,” and its toll on their marriage.) Her frame of reference can seem narrow. When she talks about wanting “my girls to travel the world with pride” and the decline of America “over my lifetime,” you wonder why her default pronoun is singular if the message is meant to be concern for others and inclusiveness.

And again, there's another lengthy description of how hard life is, even groceries:

Then, having given thoughtful but boilerplate responses most of the morning, Obama suddenly departed from her script. It was the most animated I saw her on the campaign trail. “You know,” she said, “in my household, over the last year we have just shifted to organic for this very reason. I mean, I saw just a moment in my nine-year-old’s life—we have a good pediatrician, who is very focussed on childhood obesity, and there was a period where he was, like, ‘Mmm, she’s tipping the scale.’ So we started looking through our cabinets. . . . You know, you’ve got fast food on Saturday, a couple days a week you don’t get home. The leftovers, good, not the third day! . . . So that whole notion of cooking on Sunday is out. . . . And the notion of trying to think about a lunch every day! . . . So you grab the Lunchables, right? And the fruit-juice-box thing, and we think—we think—that’s juice. And you start reading the labels and you realize there’s high-fructose corn syrup in everything we’re eating. Every jelly, every juice. Everything that’s in a bottle or a package is like poison in a way that most people don’t even know. . . . Now we’re keeping, like, a bowl of fresh fruit in the house. But you have to go to the fruit stand a couple of times a week to keep that fruit fresh enough that a six-year-old—she’s not gonna eat the pruney grape, you know. At that point it’s, like, ‘Eww!’ She’s not gonna eat the brown banana or the shrivelledy-up things. It’s got to be fresh for them to want it. Who’s got time to go to the fruit stand? Who can afford it, first of all?”

A few paragraphs later:

The Obamas’ financial standing has risen sharply in the past three years, largely as a result of the money Barack earned from writing “The Audacity of Hope.” In 2005, their income was $1.67 million, which was more than they had earned in the previous seven years combined. “Our lives are so close to normal, if there is such a thing when you’re running for President,” Michelle has said. “When I’m off the road, I’m going to Target to get the toilet paper, I’m standing on soccer fields, and I think there’s just a level of connection that gets lost the further you get into being a candidate.”

Just after Barack was elected to the United States Senate, Michelle received a large pay increase—from $121,910 in 2004 to $316,962 in 2005. “Mrs. Obama is extremely overpaid,” one citizen wrote in a letter to the editor of the Tribune, after the paper published a story questioning the timing of the award. “Now, what is the real reason behind such an inflated salary?” Her bosses at the University of Chicago Hospitals vigorously defended the raise, pointing out that it put her salary on a par with that of other vice-presidents at the hospital. (As it happens, Obama has spent most of her life working within the two institutions for which she most frequently claims a populist disdain: government and the health-care system.)

I read the following and finally understood why Hillary's carrying the "beer drinkers" and Obama's carrying the "wine drinkers."

More troubling to the Obamas’ image of civic rectitude is their entanglement with a campaign contributor named Antoin (Tony) Rezko in a 2005 real-estate deal. (Rezko is now awaiting trial on corruption charges.) That year, as the Tribune reported, the Obamas moved to a $1.65-million Georgian Revival mansion in Hyde Park, which features a thousand-bottle wine cellar and bookcases made of Honduran mahogany.

Again, if you need any sense of the friendliness of this profile, note sentences like this one:

Wright espouses a theology that seeks to reconcile African-American Christianity with, as he has written, “the raw data of our racist existence in this strange land.” The historical accuracy of that claim is incontestable. But his message is more confrontational than may be palatable to some white voters. In his book “Africans Who Shaped Our Faith”—an extended refutation of the Western Christianity that gave rise to “the European Jesus . . . the blesser of the slave trade, the defender of racism and apartheid”—he says, “In this country, racism is as natural as motherhood, apple pie, and the fourth of July. Many black people have been deluded into thinking that our BMWs, Lexuses, Porsches, Benzes, titles, heavily mortgaged condos and living environments can influence people who are fundamentally immoral.”

The third to last paragraph:

Back in the Explorer, I asked Obama if she thought that her husband, as the Democratic nominee, could take John McCain. “Oh, yeah. We got him,” she replied.

I realize we shouldn't expect anything but confidence in a candidate's spouse's answer... but we'll see.

[2ndDivisionVet]

Makes Teh-Ray-Suh Heinz-Kerry seem almost normal.

[the invisib1e hand]

this kinda talk really makes me sick.

[Charles Henrickson]

DUmmie FUnnies 03-06-08 ("Oops, she did it again: Michelle runs down America" [Mrs. Obama Alert!])

[Fiddlstix]

Makes Teh-Ray-Suh Heinz-Kerry seem almost normal.

Hell, she makes Teh-Ray-Zah sound like a blooming genius

[Charles Henrickson]

MICHELLE, DUMBBELL
Tune: "Michelle"

Michelle, dumbbell
You say words that call our country hell
Mad Michelle

Michelle, dumbbell
Now we know you're just traitorous scum
Traitorous scum

"I wasn't too proud of my country"
That's what you had to say
Why don't you go away
You can stay in lovely lands like France or Afghanistan

Michelle, dumbbell
Now we know you're just traitorous scum
Traitorous scum

I need to proceed to secede you
I need to make you leave
This place that makes you grieve
Until I do I'm hoping you will please shut your trap

I mean you . . .

I want ya to move to Botswana
Or maybe Mozambique
I'm sure it's very chic
And run don't walk, go get Barack and take him along

Michelle, dumbbell
Now we know you're just traitorous scum
Traitorous scum

And you can stay in lovely lands like France or Afghanistan
Mad Michelle

[freekitty]

She just spews lie after lie after lie.

[montag813]

Angry, bitter, nasty, racist woman. Very scary indeed to consider she could be the First Lady.

[popdonnelly]

“we’re a nation of cynics, sloths, and complacents.”

Sounds like she’s been spending too much time in the ghetto.

[DUMBGRUNT]

In another week the only place you might see the spouses of Senators Rodham or Obama will be on the back of some milk cartons.

[DMZFrank]

I never thought that I would see a spouse of a presidential candidate who was more of a radical, narcissistic, arrogant, hubristic, self-entitled, and maddening solipsist than Hilary Clinton. To the nation’s dismay, I think we have found her. She is the loose cannon Benito Mussolini face of liberal fascism that Barack He who must not be middle named Obama is so careful to hide. Barack He who must not be middle named Obama is more practiced at keeping the mask up. But in the liberal Hyde Park ghetto that she lives in in Chicago, attending cocktail parties with her coterie of liberal U of C academics, Black South Side DemonRat pols, public sector sinecures, NGO flacks and liberal Sun Times columnists, EVERBODY she knows thinks and feels this way.

At the below listed link you will find a great analysis of the political gift that keeps on giving: Michelle LaVaughn Robinson Obama. It goes far to explain her affirmative action nourished resentments toward her country and most of it’s citizens. It would appear that she was unable to reconcile her black cultural nationalist/seperatist philosopy with her tenure at Princeton, a place for which she was wholly unsuited by dint of preparation and talent. Rather than appreciating the AA slack cut her by the lib profs, she chose to lash out at what she saw as condensencion and maybe some pity from them. Her artificially inflated ego couldnt stand that and she has mutated an enormous shoulder chip ever since.

Now we can only hope that the Barack He who must not be middle named Obama campaign does not muzzle her and deprive the GOP of a priceless asset. Bur from what I hear that is a dangerous proposition for any worker in that campaign. She appears to be as unmanageable and onery as the Hildabeast.
http://www.atimes.com/atimes/Front_Page/JC04Aa01.html

[Aln in Eastern WA]

“Back in the Explorer, I asked Obama if she thought that her husband, as the Democratic nominee, could take John McCain. ‘Oh, yeah. We got him,’ she replied.”

Get real.

[Iron Munro]

"Angry, bitter, nasty, racist woman."

And those are her good points!

[FixitGuy]

Man, dig those angry hooded eyes.

This is the look of an "I'll get even for whatever you did or might have done to my great granpa" vengeful woman.

She also has the air of a socialist....

[GnuHere]

Who the heck mentions a “fruit stand” when you’re talking about having fresh produce available at home in the winter? Has she heard of a “supermarket”? Maybe her full-time housekeeper has.

Truly she is gonna be much more unbearable than Teh-Ray-Suh. The Ketchup Queen grew up in an affluent family - Michelle “only” has a middle class background and Ivy League affirmative action education spawning the massive racist chip on her shoulder.

[stockstrader]

Very scary indeed to consider she could be the First Lady.

Yes, indeed. However, the term "First Momma" will be a more appropriate appellation.

[Enterprise]

Michelle Obama in the morning: Bitch, bitch, bitch.

Michelle Obama in the afternoon: Bitch, bitch, bitch.

Michelle Obama in the evening: Bitch, bitch bitch.

And at bedtime: "This country sucks. Good night Barry."

Barry: "Good night dear."

[popdonnelly]

“The Ketchup Queen grew up in an affluent family”

Actually, she grew up in a Portuguese African colony at a time when Portugal was run by a fascist dictator, and she was educated in South Africa. Facts you never hear about Theresa.

[Mamzelle]

Eventually this “hating whitey” attitude is going to be hard for the Dems to handle and make people wonder if Obama can govern all colors fairly.

[Rome2000]

She is Black first and socialist second.

American is way down the list.

[Recovering Ex-hippie]

Fantastic!!!!!!!

[Recovering Ex-hippie]

Yeesh!

Obama is DONE!!!!!

[CrosscutSaw]

Michelle makes Hillary look like Nancy Reagan.

[maine-iac7]

I think there’s just a level of connection that gets lost the further you get into being a candidate.”

What is it with these dimRat wives?

She thinks she's the co-candidate - just like hitlery when she said 'You get two for one."

Jackie was the last dimRat First Lady or First Lady wannabe with any class.

Cindy McCain sticks to her role as the wife of the candidate. She hasn't presumed to preach to anyone. She's not 'running.'

I think she'll make a much better first lady than the "O" beeach.

In the meantime, Michelle, keep talking. You are a great asset = to us.

[CaptainK]

She’s exhausting.

[ErieGeno]

Actually, it’s good that this lady speaks her mind so that we know who she is and what we can expect if her husband is ever elected to the presidency! Keep telling it like you think it is Michelle.......

[alecqss]

“we’re a nation of cynics, sloths, and complacents.”

The nation of 2.

[maine-iac7]

from her thesis:

"The concept of Black Power rests on the fundamental premise: Before a group can enter the open society, it must close ranks."

Uber racist.

Good glory - if a white person ever wrote those words - they would be lucky to get a job as a dog catcher...if not outright jailed for a hate crime.

This couple and their associates would tear this country apart. This is a pot that has been simmering since the early 1960's - these two will set off the bomb if we let them get anywhere near power.

They truly loath whites...and dream of the country being run by "Black Power" - these two are more frightening every day...

If we let them anywhere near the WH, it wouldn't be long before the Bolshevik Revolution will pale in comparison = believe it.

[stockstrader]

“we’re a nation of cynics, sloths, and complacents.”

WOW,,,,

what an uplifting comparison to Ronald Reagan's description of our country as a "Shining City on a Hill"!!!!

[kalee]

Maybe she needs some of Teh-rey-suh’s gin soaked raisins.

[Secret Agent Man]

I gotta say this, every time I look at Michelle Obama I think of the black ex-congresswoman nutjob (Sheila Jackson-Lee?) - the one who smacked the security guard when she didn’t have her badge on? She has the freakiest eyes and expressions and you just know there’s a whole big bag of crazy behind that face.

[alecqss]

Unlike Barack’s her words at least not substance-free, don't you say.

[alecqss]

That was Cynthia McKinney; the whole incident should be blamed, however, on Zionist conspiracy to unnerve her.

[par4]

When I’m off the road, I’m going to Target to get the toilet paper

I didn't even know that Target sells toilet paper, I get mine at the "supermarket", just like you get your fresh produce.

[Iron Munro]

She thinks she's the co-candidate - just like hitlery when she said 'You get two for one."

Good observations.

Watch the next time you see the Obamas on TV entering a stage together.
Often she is practically leading him by the hand in her eagerness to get before the crowd, and you can see in her face and by her mannerisms that she is performing for them.
She is becoming a star - at least in her own mind - basking in the attention of the crowd, performing for them, running her mouth, enjoying their attention.

Compare her on-stage demeanor to Cindy McCain.
I am no friend of John McCain but his wife does know how to conduct herself in public no matter what her personal history may be.

[Polybius]

Obama said. “See, because, we went to those good schools, and we didn’t have trust funds. I’m still waiting for Barack’s trust fund. Especially after I heard that Dick Cheney was s’posed to be a relative or something. Give us something here!”

Give it up, Michelle.

When my first cousins and I first came to America in 1960 from Communist Cuba, our parents had nothing but the clothes in their suitcases. Whatever "trust funds" there may have been were now the property of Fidel Castro.

Although our parents may have been "Big Shots" in Cuba, once they got here they took whatever jobs were available, be it pumping gas or driving taxis.

When we had to pay for college, we did whatever it took to pay for it and we were not whining about it 20 years later.

Now, when my first cousins and I talk about "making six-figures this year", we are talking about our six-figure Federal income tax payments.

You see yourself as a loser and a victim, Michelle.

We saw ourselves as winners who had a bad third quarter and had to have a fourth quarter winning drive.

That is why you are a Democrat and we are Republicans.

[Secret Agent Man]

yes, I blanked on her name. Yeah, when I see Michelle’s face at off-moments I swear she looks as nuts as McKinney.

[YHAOS]

OK. So, what does she have to say about Conservatives and Christians?

[par4]

When I’m off the road, I’m going to Target to get the toilet paper

I didn't even know that Target sells toilet paper, I get mine at the "supermarket", just like you get your fresh produce.

[Iron Munro]

She is a bitter, venomous, resentful harridan who is so eaten up inside with racist hate for whites that she cannot keep it inside.

If she had been born 40 years ago she would be murdering white people with the Black Muslims and Black Panthers.

Read these:

Sing, o muse, the wrath of Michelle

Obama's women reveal his secret

The Other Obama

[VanShuyten]

I’m surprised that nobody here has made the “24” analogy yet.

[pandoraou812]

The angry mean looking woman ...shaking my head.

[Lancey Howard]

I’m surprised that nobody here has made the “24” analogy yet.

Funny. When Michelle Obama first came into the public eye my first thought was that she was the perfect model for Wayne Palmer's sister.

[Lancey Howard]

Sandra Palmer

[stainlessbanner]

Well said friend.

Your people were the salt of earth, making the best of their new opportunities. I have many Cuban friends, but there is one elderly mechanic who came to the States years ago that is special. He was so proud to become an American - hardest working man I knew. In his shop, he had a huge American flag painted on the wall behind his desk. A visit to his shop is a humbling reminder of those who are proud to be American and thankful for the ability to have an honest day's work.

[GOPJ]

...we’re a country that is “just downright mean,” we are “guided by fear,” we’re a nation of cynics, sloths, and complacents.

Michelle Obama needs to quit hanging out with liberals - they're giving here a bad impression of a wonderful country. And yeah, she's right - liberals ARE "cynics, sloths and complacents...". But the rest of us? Well, we're pretty nice.

[maine-iac7]

BTW - great piece - but in the Asia Times - has anyone seen it picked up by US media? Maybe we need to get this out to every outlet we can think of - the voters here need to know who and what she is - truly a conflicted, angry, aiming to get even with whitey, woman. She appears to be bipolar in several different applications of the affliction.

Not a good thing in the WH - and she has told us enough - actually more than we want to hear from anyone - about her personal life with "O" to know she rules the roost. She is, in affect, his handler...

[Intolerant in NJ]

NWA.....

[okie01]

She’s exhausting.

Isn't she?

Actually, I'm now prepared to give Barack Obama some credit for having put up with this all these years. Shows real stamina and perserverance.

Or, perhaps, he's just a masochist...

[pbear8]

Target frequently has Charmin on sale. Ask me how I know ;)

[maine-iac7]

Glad you came! You are the stuff that made America what she is!